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Which was more embarrassing?
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The Debate 32 14.81%
MNF 8 3.70%
Donald's Hair 12 5.56%
Six Pickspatrick 48 22.22%
The Texans 50 23.15%
Whatever's about to happen to the Bills. 37 17.13%
Print the Shirts 29 13.43%
Total: 216 votes
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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Intruder posted:

#1 overall pick Marcus Mariota

This is news to me

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Intruder posted:

QB1: 67/107, 62.6%, 723 yards, 4 TD, 4 INT, 6.8 Y/A
QB2: 65/109, 59.6%, 695 yards, 3 TD, 4 INT, 6.4 Y/A

QB3: 63/108, 58.3%, 809 yards, 5TD, 5 INT, 7.5 Y/A
QB4: 76/118, 64.4%, 774 yards, 3TD, 4 INT, 6.6 Y/A

A bunch of uglyish TD/INT rates after 3 games.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Metapod posted:

This is news to me

Whoops that's what he would have been if he'd come out a year earlier :(

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

QB3: 63/108, 58.3%, 809 yards, 5TD, 5 INT, 7.5 Y/A
QB4: 76/118, 64.4%, 774 yards, 3TD, 4 INT, 6.6 Y/A

A bunch of uglyish TD/INT rates after 3 games.

A bunch of nerd chat thinks that the piss poor state of a lot of offensive lines is resulting in this.

And also Ryan Fitzpatrick,.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Mariota hasn't been playing well and isn't getting help from his wrs still has an over 60% completion percentage :getin:

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Kalli posted:

A bunch of nerd chat thinks that the piss poor state of a lot of offensive lines is resulting in this.

And also Ryan Fitzpatrick,.


Not every line can be coached by Dante Scarnecchia.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Metapod posted:

I like how you read that and thought this dude is being completely serious and thinks Suh is better than watt MUST SHOW HIM WRONG

It was important to Defend The Honor of JJ!


Intruder posted:

Beastly awesome #1 overall pick Marcus Mariota vs overpaid lovely bum Brock Osweiler

One of them is coached by a real football coach as opposed to whatever it is we call Mularkey.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

adaz posted:

One of them is coached by a real football coach as opposed to whatever it is we call Mularkey.

You call him Malarky

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

GaussianCopula posted:

Not every line can be coached by Dante Scarnecchia.

you're the worst poster in TFF

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Michael Oher is out Sunday with a concussion he got from god knows what.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

GaussianCopula posted:

Not every line can be coached by Dante Scarnecchia.

Jim Hanifan was a better o-line coach than him.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

Beastly awesome #1 overall pick Marcus Mariota vs overpaid lovely bum Brock Osweiler
Remember when you were excited about Bossweiler?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I was trying something new: being positive

didn't work out

Now I have to drag everyone down with me

adaz posted:

One of them is coached by a real football coach as opposed to whatever it is we call Mularkey.

Since when is anyone from the Belichick coaching tree a "real football coach"?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Browns are releasing Josh Gordon, per SI.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

how does claiming him work? Gotta add him to the 53 man then move him to the NFI list?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Intruder posted:

Since when is anyone from the Belichick coaching tree a "real football coach"?

Everyone in Alabama will disagree with this.

Hell, they try to say Saban was railroaded in Miami.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Intruder posted:

I was trying something new: being positive

didn't work out

Now I have to drag everyone down with me


Since when is anyone from the Belichick coaching tree a "real football coach"?

I didn't say they were a good football coach just they can list that on their resume and I wouldn't laugh at them. Mularkey appears to be a homeless man (presumably, the same one who told the browns to draft Johnny Football) dressed up like a football coach

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

ice cold horchata posted:

how does claiming him work? Gotta add him to the 53 man then move him to the NFI list?

C'mon Colts! Pick him up. You know Jim Irsay don't give a gently caress about smoking weed and popping pills.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

pubic works project posted:

C'mon Colts! Pick him up. You know Jim Irsay don't give a gently caress about smoking weed and popping pills.

I thought Irsay's problem was that he cared too much about those things

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Intruder posted:

QB1: 67/107, 62.6%, 723 yards, 4 TD, 4 INT, 6.8 Y/A
QB2: 65/109, 59.6%, 695 yards, 3 TD, 4 INT, 6.4 Y/A

Thank you for not including fumble stats.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Bon Iver's new album is out. Looks like they let Cam Newton write the track titles
1. "22 (OVER S∞∞N)"
2. "10 d E A T h b R E a s T ⚄ ⚄"
3. "715 - CRΣΣKS"
4. "33 “GOD”"
5. "29 #Strafford APTS"
6. "666 ʇ"
7. "21 M♢♢N WATER"
8. "8 (circle)"
9. "____45_____"
10. "00000 Million"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Bill O'Brien is taking over play calling duties. I can't wait for this to change nothing about the anemic Texans offense

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Continuing the fine tradition of Belichick assistants making the playoffs once, losing immediately and never going back again.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Shangri-Law School posted:

Continuing the fine tradition of Belichick assistants making the playoffs once, losing immediately and never going back again.

that's not fair. how can you expect the texans to compete? their starting fullback just went on IR.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

ice cold horchata posted:

that's not fair. how can you expect the texans to compete? their starting fullback just went on IR.

Wilfork isn't on IR

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah

Intruder posted:

Wilfork isn't on IR

Lol almost forgot about this.

I miss that guy but I like to imagine he is happy just swimming in good bbq.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I hope he gets diabetes

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

adaz posted:

It was important to Defend The Honor of JJ!


One of them is coached by a real football coach as opposed to whatever it is we call Mularkey.

One has Nuk and Fuller, the other has ???

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!


Well this isn't ideal...

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

mcmagic posted:



Well this isn't ideal...

I hope to never again see a chart title "The Eagles are good" for as long as I live

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Jason lacanfora is banging the drum for the panthers to trade a first for joe Thomas.

Yeah no. Those first round linebackers and DTs aren't going to draft themselves.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

Jason lacanfora is banging the drum for the panthers to trade a first for joe Thomas.

Yeah no. Those first round linebackers and DTs aren't going to draft themselves.

Seattle should trade a first. We need another good pass rusher and God knows our first round picks always suck.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Our OL coach puts DL people on the OL, not the other way around...:confused:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Huh, you know, usually NFL contract TRADE ideas have no prayer of working due to cap space and accelerated dead money and the age of the players involved.

Joe Thomas is in year 5 of a 7 year deal, has zero future dead money, and is only being paid $10m for each of the next two years.

Joe Thomas is on his age 31 year... there's a pretty drat good argument trading for him is worth a first round pick.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Grittybeard posted:

QB3: 63/108, 58.3%, 809 yards, 5TD, 5 INT, 7.5 Y/A
QB4: 76/118, 64.4%, 774 yards, 3TD, 4 INT, 6.6 Y/A

A bunch of uglyish TD/INT rates after 3 games.

63/113, 55.8%, 751 yards, 3 TD, 7 INT, 6.6 Y/A

This one should be easy

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

whypick1 posted:

Our OL coach puts DL people on the OL, not the other way around...:confused:

Look, man. No one knows a left tackle's mind better than a left tackle. So, if you want to beat a left tackle, you send a left tackle. But if your left tackle is actually a nose tackle then he knows how to stop defensive ends and blitzing linebackers because:commissar:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Nodoze posted:

63/113, 55.8%, 751 yards, 3 TD, 7 INT, 6.6 Y/A

This one should be easy
Blake, is that you?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





blue squares posted:

I hope to never again see a chart title "The Eagles are good" for as long as I live

I, too, hope that this fact becomes so obvious one day that it never needs repeating.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Blake, is that you?

Hint: 6 of those picks came last week

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

whypick1 posted:

Hint: 6 of those picks came last week
Ohhh Fitzmagic, I should have known. Come to think of it, I believe Blake actually has a ~60% completion rate or so.

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