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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

life is strange

and beautiful

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:44

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# ? May 12, 2024 15:22

Snowmankilla: Dec 6, 2000; True, true

CortezFantastic posted:

Lol if you aren't watching Clemson v Louisville

Msu Indiana is bad rear end as well.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:45

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Fix posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/tonyschwartz/status/782316011383091200

Lmfao

Shoulda waited 20 minutes, this is too many goddamned hits for one business day

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:45

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Darth Windu posted:

Boosted has the most downvoted Reddit comment about this lmao

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:45

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:46

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/brianefallon/status/782426431477256192

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:47

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

If only Trump could have secured the "cool s" He could have been rich and cool. His "s" leaves much to be desired.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:47

Friends Are Evil: Oct 25, 2010; cats cats cats

Von Sloneker posted:

We went to see some little show
That was staged in an old shed
Past the edge of town

And in its beginnings all seemed well
The miniature curtain stage glowed in the darkness
While those dolls bounced along on their strings before our eyes
And in its beginnings all seemed well

But then there came a subtle turning point which some have noticed
And I was one
Who quietly left the show
No I did not

Because I could see where things were going
As the antics of those dolls grew strange
And the fragile strings grew taut
With their tiny pullings, tiny limbs

The others around me became appalled
And turned away and abandoned the show
That was staged in an old shed
Past the edge of town

But I wanted to witness what could never be
I wanted to see what could not be seen
But the moment of consummate disaster
My puppets turned to face the puppet master

This whole election is a Current 93/Thomas Ligotti joint.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:48

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:49

publishko: Feb 16, 2014

BMB5150 posted:

Trump being in a number of high school and college courses being analyzed in the coming years will be amazing. I finished school just a few years too early.

I had a professor who was addicted to Trump think-pieces and somehow managed to find a way to insert a tangent/rant on Trump into every single lecture, in a class on 18th-century English literature. This was during the spring. I imagine he''s absolutely giddy/horrified by how the election has evolved since then.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:49

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

I can't wait to see an upload of the presidential debate SNL skit, everybody on Twitter's saying it's amazing.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:50

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/brianefallon/status/782426431477256192

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:51

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Trump is a choker!

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:51

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/782423396097331200

PLEASE LISTEN TO ME

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:52

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

this is a goos snl

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:52

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

please listen to me

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:53

yaleforks: Dec 2, 2007

I drank 144 ounces of hoppy beer tonight and now I don't feel so good.

ED BALLS

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:54

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

FourLeaf posted:

hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:55

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Al! posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/782423396097331200

PLEASE LISTEN TO ME

This dude is gonna commit suicide Nov 9th

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:55

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/TaylorEdwards99/status/782427464010231808

dat unskew

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:56

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

OK, but seriously who the gently caress is Bill Mitchell? And why do we care that he turning himself into a corncob extraordinaire?

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:57

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

A Neurotic Jew posted:

https://twitter.com/TaylorEdwards99/status/782427464010231808

dat unskew

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:57

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.