Comic Strip Megathread XVI: Winking Throwbacks to Retro Sexism

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csammis: Aug 26, 2003; Mental Institution

Asaekkiga

# ? Oct 1, 2016 21:41

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# ? May 30, 2024 16:17

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Literal Entrapment.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 22:13

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

And now, a rare and highly collectible "(almost) everything jammed together" post.

Bloom County

Peanuts (October 4, 1969)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (November 27-28, 1969)

Thimble Theater (April 21, 1930)

Pogo (October 4, 1958)

Peanuts: Year Five (June 27-29, 1955)

# ? Oct 1, 2016 22:52

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

...and the pitch! posted:

Did Toni ever actually say anything about Luann being a bridesmaid?

Possibly to Brad, but I don't think anything was said to Luann directly or even indirectly for that matter.

Phimosissy posted:

lol is Mark discovering a lost civilization in Hawaii?

At last- the final resting place of the mound builders!

It's All Right Chief Dharma

# ? Oct 2, 2016 02:13

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

lmao

# ? Oct 2, 2016 02:51

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Green Intern posted:

Really enjoying the aggressive shading and lines on that latest Judge Parker.

Edit: is there any way to report GoComics users? Because mordock is loving vile.

Gocomics does allow you to flag offensive posts, and I think you can get banned if you rack up enough flags. I don't know how strict their bans are, though.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 03:36

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Maybe Mordock999 has been banned 998 times

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:00

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Modesty Blaise

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:55

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Phantom Classic

Radio Patrol

Rip Kirby

Big Ben Bolt

I suddenly have the impression that punching a guy in the basket doesn't mean what I always assumed it did.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 05:50

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Julet Esqu posted:

Phantom Classic

This is already the best phantom storyline ever

# ? Oct 2, 2016 05:56

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Six Chix

Zippy the Pinhead

Nancy

Arlo and Janis

Andertoons

Pluggers

# ? Oct 2, 2016 07:09

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail

Pearls Before Swine

The Phantom

# ? Oct 2, 2016 08:24

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

^{_{_{Barney Google and}}}Snuffy Smith

The Born Loser

F-Minus

Fred Basset

Frog Applause

Ginger Meggs

Heart of the City

Heavenly Nostrils

Pickles

Pooch Caf�

Pros and Cons

Reply All

Zits

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth

# ? Oct 2, 2016 08:38

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Intelligent Life

Take It From the Tinkersons

Viivi & Wagner

# ? Oct 2, 2016 08:47

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

I will judge you for eating cruddy Hershey's chocolate all I want, fictional character. :colbert:

# ? Oct 2, 2016 08:55

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Shilling for big cackolate.

Tiggum posted:

Pooch Caf�

# ? Oct 2, 2016 09:26

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

This has to be the best foob panel ever.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 09:48

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I was going to correct you but

# ? Oct 2, 2016 09:57

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

Zits

This was a lot better when I mistook them for Dustin and his sister

# ? Oct 2, 2016 11:39

JaggerMcDagger: Feb 13, 2012; Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

Endless Mike posted:

Maybe Mordock999 has been banned 998 times

quote:

Member since May 31, 2011
Bio
Evil, Wicked, Mean, and Nasty Old COFFEE Drinking Curmudgeon, and Resident Outside Agitator.[/quote

Anyway

[quote]IamJayBluE said, 1 day ago
Boy, this week is chock full of misunderstandings, miscues and misperceptions, between everyone!
�
Take today�s instance� Prudence�s confusing Gunther for a sewing machine. Duh! He�s a person �.hello!�. Oh, she�s so silly� (Cue �On The Ground� by �Lonely Island� of SNL fame�)
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Wonder if Nancy�s belief that Luann would soon be experiencing the desire for �total recall� will color Luann�s initial reaction to the dress?
�
The lesson to be learned here, is� eat more fiber� and alphabet soup�

quote:

Flash Gordon said, 1 day ago
Um, Lulu, Toni will be selecting the design for the bridesmaids dresses. Your new dress can be used for another occasion.
I don�t remember the dress Nancy is remembering.
I only remember the psychedelic dress from the fashion show.

quote:

IamJayBluE said, 1 day ago
�Sew What?�
�A History Bluff�
�Loose Threads�
�An Ounce Of Misperception�.�
�Gown, With The Wind�
�He Means You No Garment!�
�A Pound Of Obscure (♪)�
�Misgive And Take�
�A Shame Of Groans�
�History Repeats Itself�Except When It Doesn�t�
�A Leap Of Faith, And A Jump To Conclusions�
�Opposites�.A Track Record�
�A Shame Of Groans�
�Seams, To Me� "
�A Sure Thing ?�
or
�Not- So- Great- Expectations�

quote:

Mordock999 GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago
Oh Great. Gunther went thru ALL Trouble to make THAT Dress, and Luann didn�t even bestow an �On Strip,� Kiss or an insincere �Thank You.�
I�m Sorry. I Miss the �High School Luann.� SHE was Much MORE Appreciative�.,

fort knox

Flying Mccoys

Dustin

# ? Oct 2, 2016 13:19

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

(For those who are not of The Tribe: Apples and honey are a traditional Rosh Hashanah snack, eaten to express the hope that the new year will be sweet.)

# ? Oct 2, 2016 13:30

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

Foxtrot

# ? Oct 2, 2016 15:23

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set ages gracefully.

Working Daze puts in minimal parenting effort.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix makes me hungry.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 18:16

painynumbs: Apr 1, 2011

That baby is going to die.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 18:23

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Tiggum posted:

The Born Loser

# ? Oct 2, 2016 18:28

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

painynumbs posted:

That baby is going to die.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 19:07

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

WickedHate posted:

Working Daze is often harder on the reader.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 19:14

Lowen SoDium: Jun 5, 2003; Highen Fiber; Clapping Larry

painynumbs posted:

That baby is going to die.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 19:19

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

Lowen SoDium posted:

# ? Oct 2, 2016 19:30

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Lowen SoDium posted:

oh my god

# ? Oct 2, 2016 20:11

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts (October 5, 1969)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Out Our Way With The Willets (October 23 and 30, 1927)

# ? Oct 2, 2016 20:19

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Another double-shot of Modesty Blaise

# ? Oct 2, 2016 20:19

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Heathcliff

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

9 Chickweed Lane

# ? Oct 2, 2016 20:38

painynumbs: Apr 1, 2011

Lowen SoDium posted:

"He's no good to us dead."

# ? Oct 2, 2016 20:40

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Lowen SoDium posted:

I feel like I should know this, but where's this originally from?

# ? Oct 2, 2016 21:19

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Mary Worth

"Couldn't keep up"? It's not like there are new episodes.

I've never understood just reading the Bible anyways. I can understand getting something out of a good sermon or a discussion on passages and stuff, but just sitting around reading through it I don't get. I guess some people do it but there's a whole lot of nothing happening in there between the "good stuff," from what I can tell.

Rex Morgan MD

Jungle Jim

Well that's convenient.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 21:23

Simian_Prime: Nov 6, 2011; When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

BigDave posted:

I feel like I should know this, but where's this originally from?

Juggalo baby funeral

# ? Oct 2, 2016 21:23

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix makes me hungry.

Schwa-man is a truly terrifying foe.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 21:45

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Johnny Walker posted:

I've never understood just reading the Bible anyways. I can understand getting something out of a good sermon or a discussion on passages and stuff, but just sitting around reading through it I don't get. I guess some people do it but there's a whole lot of nothing happening in there between the "good stuff," from what I can tell.

It's the equivalent of a conspiracy theorist's �just google it�. They think it's a simple way to a profound realization, without realizing it's profound mostly for themselves and the profoundness isn't necessarily in the source they're consulting to begin with.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 22:31

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Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

How else are you going to find out who begat whom?

# ? Oct 2, 2016 22:33

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