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subway masturbator posted:Gotcha. I just felt a bit weirded out because she wrote that three times in that post when once was enough to get the point across. Her vagina has a triple seal airlock so it was necessary to point out that he had triggered all three to seal.
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Bonzo posted:I (24m) found out my gf (24f) of one year had lied to me about being a virgin. We're both Catholic. She insulted me badly and I got angry. What should I do next? 
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Moon Atari posted:I consider dressing up as grandma and making GBS threads himself to be less shameful and annoying than the baby talk. I guess if you're into that it's probably ok subway masturbator posted:Both are terrible people Waiting until marriage is in fact a horrible idea based on antiquated ideas with no place in 2016 society, but telling someone they probably have a small dick and are probably bad at sex anyway doesn't really seem like a great way to talk yourself into their pants y'know strategically speaking
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his widdle texty texts make my poonie woonie dry up
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Oct 3, 2016 15:58
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An ex of mine used to use cutesy language when saying something she knew I wouldn't like, as though this would "soften the blow" rather than coming off as insincere and mocking
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subway masturbator posted:Gotcha. I just felt a bit weirded out because she wrote that three times in that post when once was enough to get the point across. Oh, I wasn't making an excuse for it. It's off-putting as hell and it's weird that she'd say it outside of the context of making her boyfriend uncomfortable. Bonzo posted:Religion, Irrational anger, treating people like possessions, this one has it all. I'm pretty sure he's dating a straw person.
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Oct 3, 2016 16:01
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The followup is inevitably going to be that the Catholic guy has a micropenis and learned all his sex moves from Brazzers.
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loquacius posted:I guess if you're into that it's probably ok its called negging bro
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This is an odd one. Wonder what happened to the guy? quote:So my boyfriend (29M) and I (28F) for the past couple months had been planning a big trip to South East Asia for my birthday. We've been trying to plan a trip for awhile (since we both have insanely different schedules) and were looking forward to the break and adventure. Shortly before we were supposed to leave he had a quick trip home (which he warned me about well in advanced) and the very last thing he said to me face-to-face was "Don't worry about trip, everything will work out, I promise." My guess is his family doesn't approve of her?
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Oct 3, 2016 16:48
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goddammit post the diary mom link you jerks!
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Oct 3, 2016 17:52
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quote:I [25F] found a shocking word doc in my boyfriend's [27 M] laptop, can't deal with it
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:goddammit post the diary mom link you jerks!
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Bonzo posted:This is an odd one. Wonder what happened to the guy? Lol at "Happy birthday 🎉" being his only communication. Maybe he had a stroke when he got home and forgot they were in a relationship. But also quote:As with many serious relationships half of my belongings are at his place - which I so conveniently don't have keys to.
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It's weird how you can spend two decades online and rarely see anything that disturbs you but then you read something like the "go prep the bull" story and you feel nauseated.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I think we probably shouldn't post links in this thread - lets stick to reading the weird stories. Agreed. Mostly because I can't find the diary story again, I think the mods must have deleted it or. It was getting pretty vitriolic in the first 15 minutes after she made the post.
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"Me 25F with man I'm dating 27M for a couple weeks, he keeps using cutesy language that makes my vagina cringe" This sounds like a guy I dated...and the cutesy language also did me in.
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once I read the title I thought the "word doc" was going to be the entirety of the niggerstomper58 post
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:It's weird how you can spend two decades online and rarely see anything that disturbs you but then you read something like the "go prep the bull" story and you feel nauseated. I think it's the anagram. The anagram just kind of sounds like barfing in your head.
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I'll try to keep it succinct but a few of the background details matter. I'll call my husband Max (M26) and my BIL Scott. Jesus christ I never thought I'd be asking the internet for help with a BIL who keeps drinking my breast milk... Hold on guys, here goes When I was 14, like so many girls my age I thought it was cool to date an older guy. Most of my friends had older boyfriends and I wanted one too. I used to work after school at my aunt's diner. It was a regular hangout spot for kids from the local schools. Plenty of older guys but none of them noticed me. Until Scott. He saw me working at the diner one day while having fries with his buddies and asked me if I'd go see a movie with him that night. I was so excited. Scot was 18 and fine as hell. He was a star baseball player at school and fawned over by many girls. I was young and dumb and actually thought he liked me. In the two weeks since meeting him, all my firsts came hard and fast (no pun intended). My first kiss, hj,bj,sex etc. Then he dumped me. I went over to his house one day and was met at the door by a beautiful girl around his age. She asked if I was Max's friend and I said I was Scott's girlfriend. She laughed and said she was Scott's girlfriend and went to get him. He came to the door and said "Look babe, it was just a bit of fun. I'm 18, I don't need little kids running around after me all day. Why don't you go out with Max? He's your age." Max is Scott's brother who was in the same grade as me. I only knew him because he was Scott's brother. I'd never really talked to him before. About 3 days into my heart break, Max came up to me at lunch and said he wanted to apologize to me for what Scott did. We became fast friends after that moment and I got over Scott the way most people get over their first teen breakup. So for 8 years Max and I were besties-in-love-who-wouldn't-admit-it-for-some-reason. Honestly, I don't know what took us so long but 8 years later Max asked me to be his girlfriend. Let me update you on what went on with Scott during those 8 years. Scott had moved away after winning a baseball scholarship interstate. He would come back every once in a while to see his family and sometimes they would go to see him. Sometimes I would be at Max's house when Scott came back. We would exchange hellos and it was never awkward or anything. He played for 4 years but had to give baseball up after crashing his car while drunk. He injured a tendon in his arm really badly and his grip was never the same. He stayed interstate and found work as a model (I'm not kidding) then met someone and had two kids. So after dating for 2 years, Max and I got married at 24. We've been happily married for 2 years now and recently had our first child, a baby girl. While I was pregnant, one day Max told me Scott was moving back here as his marriage had dissolved and he wanted a fresh start. A few weeks later Scott moved back. A few weeks after moving back, he told Max he was in financial trouble and asked if he could come live with us. I was hesitant as we had a 2 month old baby but Max pleaded Scott's case and in the end I agreed. So Scott moved in and it wasn't long before I noticed his creepy behaviors. The first incident was when he said "drat, still a little cutie! Wish I could've seen you pregnant" I told Max about it and he said Scott was just being jokey and "You know what Scott's like." A few days later he asked me if Max had ever tried my breast milk and if it had been "straight from the source" I ignored him and left the room. The next morning I was looking for something in the fridge and noticed there was one bottle of milk that I'd expressed missing. Later on I walked past Scott who was watching tv. He waggled his eyebrows at me and said "Tasted like vanilla." I said "what does?" and as the words were leaving my mouth I realized what he meant. I stayed away for the rest of the day and when Max got home I told him what had happened and that I wanted Scott gone. He said he would speak to Scott. He did and when he came back to me it became apparent that Scott had convinced him I was making things up. He said I'd told him I still like him all these years later and made a move on him and when he rejected me I'd become angry. Since then he has taken breast milk from the fridge on multiple occasions. Sometimes he walks past me and whispers "Yummy" or makes sucky faces at me. I've taken to packing all the baby stuff in the morning and hanging out at the shops all day so I'm not stuck at home with Scott. This morning he said "Perfect in my latte" and winked at me. Every time I try to talk to Max he just belies Scott's story and is even getting annoyed with me now. What should I do? tl;dr: My BIL is stealing and drinking my breast milk.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:tl;dr: My BIL is stealing and drinking my breast milk. What the gently caress is wrong with people.
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Why not just feed the kid straight from her breast for a couple days and poison all the bottles? Seems like a pretty easy problem to solve
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I didn't think this thread could top the "prep the bull" post for sheer disgust, but here we are. Christ, what a scumbag.
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Oct 3, 2016 20:03
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quote:My crush [17 F] thinks I [17 M] am creepy, please help! The next day in r/legaladvice quote:In Florida what would be the penalty for attempted kidnapping and impersonating a police officer?
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Nondescript Van posted:Stalker Chat This is a troll, there's no way someone could be like this...right?
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Why not just feed the kid straight from her breast for a couple days and poison all the bottles? Seems like a pretty easy problem to solve This is the perfect plan and I can see no possible downsides, and it has my endorsement Nondescript Van posted:The next day in r/legaladvice I like to think I wasn't quite this loving dumb when I was 17 "Just don't do anything or take any initiative, ever, because risk is scary" is not a great plan w/r/t Winning Her Heart but it's a couple orders of magnitude better than this police impersonation caper also I didn't have Facebook or smartphones in high school but I also like to think I wouldn't have pulled that move even if I did
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Bonzo posted:Religion, Irrational anger, treating people like possessions, this one has it all. I think this guy is just fishing for virgin redditor poon.
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Rabble posted:This is a troll, there's no way someone could be like this...right? (´･ω･`)
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now she knows he jerks off to her facebook pictures. how does a young mind cope with information like this?
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bone app the teeth posted:now she knows he jerks off to her facebook pictures. how does a young mind cope with information like this? by 17 most women have learned that men will commonly creep on them and reduce them to a sexual object
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boner confessor posted:by 17 most women have learned that men will commonly creep on them and reduce them to a sexual object yeah but i'd think its different when you see your own photo on his cum covered phone
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Simply just "LOL" if you are a teenaged-to-young adult woman and have not realized that anywhere between 5-20 men are jacking their rods to the thought or image of literally you at any given time, all of the time.
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Regulation Size posted:Simply just "LOL" if you are a teenaged-to-young adult woman and have not realized that anywhere between 5-20 men are jacking their rods to the thought or image of literally you at any given time, all of the time. I was thinking that math didn't work out until I realized that includes older men who are big creepos.
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cyberia posted:(´･ω･`) Perfect response.
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I am currently as we speak imagining every woman and you can't stop me 
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loquacius posted:I am currently as we speak imagining every woman and you can't stop me Same, so that's at least 2 right there, ladies
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loquacius posted:I am currently as we speak imagining every woman and you can't stop me you stop that right now
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