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Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
poo poo guys, I found Gortarius. Turns out he was in our hearts all along.

Modus Pwnens fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Oct 3, 2016

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TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Time to unbookmark this terrible poo poo

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

more barkley for the rest of us

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
The Promise Has Been Made

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Modus Pwnens posted:

poo poo guys, I found Gortarius. Turns out he was in our hearts all along.
I found him in real life twice. He lives near me. Both times this song was playing and he was doing some doo-wop moves throughout the city streets.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Oct 3, 2016

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Stop spreading all these lies about Gortarius. Only believe that he will post here, soon.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
maybe if we all make a bunch of steam alts and buy pozzo a bunch more times he'll post again.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I heard that Gortarius is asleep at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and will awaken after 100 years.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler

Gortarius posted:

I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?

hows barkley 3 coming along

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Gortarius posted:

I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?

Can you replace my body pillow case, it's... stained.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Genetic Toaster posted:

is


an admission that they ran out of money

They've been working on it for like 4 years with $120k between however many people.

Thats $30k a year for the whole team, of course they ran out of money by this point if they were hoping to do it full time while eating food in shelter.

The only viable option from now is to work on it for free while doing real jobs or hope that a million people buy that puzzler or this delayed-rear end game so they can work on it fulltime again.

They can probably still finish it as long as they picked a good engine for a content packed action RPG with a revolutionary questing system...

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
this is the game that taught me to never back kickstarters

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
If only they hadn't spent precious dev time on procedurally generated randomized dialogue box borders!

...kidding, because that's loving awesome even if it's a tiny thing that makes no difference to the game.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

tag youre fat posted:

Good news everyone, after 36 straight hours of crying into my cyberdwarf body pillow the stain from the tears spelled out SOON. Call me an optimist but I think this means the game will be released within the next century

You're almost there, buddy! What you should have done was collected your tears in a glass Dr. Pepper bottle, mixed them with coffee creamer then painted your question on the body pillow, and slept until the answer game to you... in a dream.

Did he give you a way to get in touch with him?

Gortarius posted:

I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?

Please give the thread a personalized magickal method of contacting you.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Office Surprise Store posted:

this is the game that taught me to never back kickstarters
Project Phoenix for me.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

nopantsjack posted:

They can probably still finish it as long as they picked a good engine for a content packed action RPG with a revolutionary questing system...

RPG Maker is good right?

Chilled Milk
Jun 22, 2003

No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

Gortarius posted:

I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?

hi

The Skeep
Sep 15, 2007

That Chicken sure loves to drum...sticks

Gortarius posted:

I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?

hows that real bad-rear end looking horror game you're making going, my good man?

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Gortarius posted:

I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?
Barkley, Two.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Gortarius posted:

I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?

What is the topping you dislike the most but won't necessarily stop you from eating free pizza?

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Gortarius posted:

I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?

Gold...Incan Gold...

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug

Gortarius posted:

I'm still here.......

What can I do ya for?

Where's cboyardee's body buried/ate?

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Greet's

The Skeep posted:

hows that real bad-rear end looking horror game you're making going, my good man?

Do you mean Pozzo: Judgment Day where you play as Pozzo and you stand accused of murder and sending a person to Hell?

sinking belle posted:

Barkley, Two.

There's no other way to get your claws on B2 than to just suffer longer. I have no doubt the game is gonna get finished but WHEN exactly that is going to be upon us... less optimistic about that. A real shocker, I'm sure.

SeXReX posted:

What is the topping you dislike the most but won't necessarily stop you from eating free pizza?

Shrimp.

Power of Pecota posted:

Gold...Incan Gold...

The only gold I have.........................................................

.... is Barkley 2 writing.

:colbert:

Pelican Dunderhead posted:

Where's cboyardee's body buried/ate?

At the bottom of the Arabian Sea, next to Osama.

Davoren
Aug 14, 2003

The devil you say!

hello I am disappointed for sure but deep down I just want you goons to be happy and make a fun game

The Skeep
Sep 15, 2007

That Chicken sure loves to drum...sticks
Whoops I got Gortarius and Frankie mixed up, he's the one making a rpg on the side that has artwork that's scaring me up a big frighten.



Im afraid I'll have to demote you from good man to piss man, Gortarius.

GoodluckJonathan
Oct 31, 2003

what the gently caress is that :stonk:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The most accurate visual representation of an SA thread I have ever seen.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Where did you get my dick pic?!

I thought I deleted that!

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
I would like a Barkley 2 Progress Meter.

Genetic Toaster
Jun 5, 2011

nopantsjack posted:

They can probably still finish it as long as they picked a good engine for a content packed action RPG with a revolutionary questing system...

game maker studio

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Discendo Vox posted:

I would like a Barkley 2 Progress Meter.



i'm an optimist

GoodluckJonathan
Oct 31, 2003

yo can we get a demo?

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




Wachepti posted:

yo can we get a demo?

Yeah, the demo from MAGfest two years ago was real nice, could we get our hands on that?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
When's the Pozzo sequel set in space where he goes into an antimatter black hole to clean up bizarro Jello?

Pozzo's Neg Hole

Genetic Toaster
Jun 5, 2011

When's the Pozzo 2 Kickstarter?

Super Rad
Feb 15, 2003
Sir Loin of Beef

Genetic Toaster posted:

When's the Barkley 2 Kickstarter?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

DACK FAYDEN posted:

When's the Pozzo sequel set in space where he goes into an antimatter black hole to clean up bizarro Jello?

Pozzo's Neg Hole

pozzo goes to space to clean up jello in pozzo jello crusade, i did a let's play of it in this thread

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

oddium posted:

pozzo goes to space to clean up jello in pozzo jello crusade, i did a let's play of it in this thread
but that is only one chapter of many, he also goes to the desert and hell itself

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Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

i thought i was kickstarting cyberdwarf body pillows. theres a game?

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