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poo poo guys, I found Gortarius. Turns out he was in our hearts all along.
Modus Pwnens fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Oct 3, 2016 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 02:29 |
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Time to unbookmark this terrible poo poo
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 14:42 |
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more barkley for the rest of us
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 14:43 |
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The Promise Has Been Made
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 18:47 |
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Modus Pwnens posted:poo poo guys, I found Gortarius. Turns out he was in our hearts all along. Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Oct 3, 2016 |
# ? Oct 3, 2016 19:03 |
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Stop spreading all these lies about Gortarius. Only believe that he will post here, soon.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 22:18 |
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maybe if we all make a bunch of steam alts and buy pozzo a bunch more times he'll post again.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 23:00 |
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I heard that Gortarius is asleep at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and will awaken after 100 years.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 00:21 |
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I'm still here....... What can I do ya for?
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:46 |
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Gortarius posted:I'm still here....... hows barkley 3 coming along
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:48 |
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Gortarius posted:I'm still here....... Can you replace my body pillow case, it's... stained.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:53 |
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Genetic Toaster posted:is They've been working on it for like 4 years with $120k between however many people. Thats $30k a year for the whole team, of course they ran out of money by this point if they were hoping to do it full time while eating food in shelter. The only viable option from now is to work on it for free while doing real jobs or hope that a million people buy that puzzler or this delayed-rear end game so they can work on it fulltime again. They can probably still finish it as long as they picked a good engine for a content packed action RPG with a revolutionary questing system...
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:09 |
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this is the game that taught me to never back kickstarters
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:33 |
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If only they hadn't spent precious dev time on procedurally generated randomized dialogue box borders! ...kidding, because that's loving awesome even if it's a tiny thing that makes no difference to the game.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:40 |
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tag youre fat posted:Good news everyone, after 36 straight hours of crying into my cyberdwarf body pillow the stain from the tears spelled out SOON. Call me an optimist but I think this means the game will be released within the next century You're almost there, buddy! What you should have done was collected your tears in a glass Dr. Pepper bottle, mixed them with coffee creamer then painted your question on the body pillow, and slept until the answer game to you... in a dream. Did he give you a way to get in touch with him? Gortarius posted:I'm still here....... Please give the thread a personalized magickal method of contacting you.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:41 |
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Office Surprise Store posted:this is the game that taught me to never back kickstarters
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:46 |
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nopantsjack posted:They can probably still finish it as long as they picked a good engine for a content packed action RPG with a revolutionary questing system... RPG Maker is good right?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 00:14 |
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Gortarius posted:I'm still here....... hi
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 00:15 |
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Gortarius posted:I'm still here....... hows that real bad-rear end looking horror game you're making going, my good man?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 04:12 |
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Gortarius posted:I'm still here.......
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 04:19 |
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Gortarius posted:I'm still here....... What is the topping you dislike the most but won't necessarily stop you from eating free pizza?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 04:31 |
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Gortarius posted:I'm still here....... Gold...Incan Gold...
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 04:33 |
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Gortarius posted:I'm still here....... Where's cboyardee's body buried/ate?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 05:11 |
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Greet's The Skeep posted:hows that real bad-rear end looking horror game you're making going, my good man? Do you mean Pozzo: Judgment Day where you play as Pozzo and you stand accused of murder and sending a person to Hell? sinking belle posted:Barkley, Two. There's no other way to get your claws on B2 than to just suffer longer. I have no doubt the game is gonna get finished but WHEN exactly that is going to be upon us... less optimistic about that. A real shocker, I'm sure. SeXReX posted:What is the topping you dislike the most but won't necessarily stop you from eating free pizza? Shrimp. Power of Pecota posted:Gold...Incan Gold... The only gold I have......................................................... .... is Barkley 2 writing. Pelican Dunderhead posted:Where's cboyardee's body buried/ate? At the bottom of the Arabian Sea, next to Osama.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 09:27 |
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hello I am disappointed for sure but deep down I just want you goons to be happy and make a fun game
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 09:40 |
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Whoops I got Gortarius and Frankie mixed up, he's the one making a rpg on the side that has artwork that's scaring me up a big frighten. Im afraid I'll have to demote you from good man to piss man, Gortarius.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 11:04 |
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what the gently caress is that
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 18:45 |
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The most accurate visual representation of an SA thread I have ever seen.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 18:54 |
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Where did you get my dick pic?! I thought I deleted that!
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 19:09 |
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I would like a Barkley 2 Progress Meter.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:13 |
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nopantsjack posted:They can probably still finish it as long as they picked a good engine for a content packed action RPG with a revolutionary questing system... game maker studio
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:45 |
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Discendo Vox posted:I would like a Barkley 2 Progress Meter. i'm an optimist
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:53 |
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yo can we get a demo?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:55 |
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Wachepti posted:yo can we get a demo? Yeah, the demo from MAGfest two years ago was real nice, could we get our hands on that?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:09 |
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When's the Pozzo sequel set in space where he goes into an antimatter black hole to clean up bizarro Jello? Pozzo's Neg Hole
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:23 |
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When's the Pozzo 2 Kickstarter?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:28 |
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Genetic Toaster posted:When's the Barkley 2 Kickstarter?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:36 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:When's the Pozzo sequel set in space where he goes into an antimatter black hole to clean up bizarro Jello? pozzo goes to space to clean up jello in pozzo jello crusade, i did a let's play of it in this thread
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:37 |
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oddium posted:pozzo goes to space to clean up jello in pozzo jello crusade, i did a let's play of it in this thread
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 17:19 |
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i thought i was kickstarting cyberdwarf body pillows. theres a game?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:39 |