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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

Please explain what "a LOT worse" looks like compared to his first debate. Like, it would have to be take a swing at someone level.

Well during the townhall style thing with Matt Lauer, he verbally attacked one of the audience question-askers, calling her a liar. I doubt he'll take a swing at someone but that's the next best thing.

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hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

I will miss the Obamas when they take their unparalleled class, dignity and outright awesomeness* from the White House.

*to be replaced by the ice-cold steel will of Dread Abuela

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

WeAreTheRomans posted:

like actually downloading porn

People say I'm dumb for doing this, but those same people also bitch about not being able to view porn when their Internet is down.

TheLoquid
Nov 5, 2008

Aerox posted:

"Guccifer 2.0" (The Russian Government) released screenshots of a supposed Clinton Foundation hack, with folders conveniently titled "Emails" and "Pay to Play."

https://guccifer2.wordpress.com/2016/10/04/clinton-foundation/

The main allegation seems to be some insinuation that the Clintons struck a deal to suck up TARP funds, because various Democratic donors donated from bank accounts held at Banks that received TARP funds?

This looks weak as gently caress but I'm sure people will go apeshit over it, per usual.

Why would the CF have files related to how TARP was allocated? What a mind blowingly dumb reach.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

haveblue posted:

See also Liberland, where Croatia is constantly having to remove libertarians from an area they're trying to sort out ownership of with Serbia.

There's was also a plan to move into the desert in Nambia? Which is pretty empty because it's really harsh environment. Not that that will phase the libertarians why with the superior technology and wits can turn it into a tropical paradise with easy.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

cant cook creole bream posted:

Which is kinda cool.
I'm sick of this conservative style of clothing which hasn't really changed in decades. We are ready for full on future suits. Let her wear a crown which doubles as a visual display or a projector.

But is America ready for a cyborg female president?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


WampaLord posted:

People say I'm dumb for doing this, but those same people also bitch about not being able to view porn when their Internet is down.
Or bitch when their favorite video vanishes off the tube sites.

Built 4 Cuban Linux
Jul 15, 2007

i own america
god drat I wish Democrats were better at keeping their poo poo secure.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Casimir Radon posted:

Or bitch when their favorite video vanishes off the tube sites.

that bothers me quite a bit too TBH

so many good youtubes lost to the aether

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/glogothetis/status/783409920091619329
:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

But is America ready for a cyborg female president?

I will brook no criticism of Tammy Duckworth, US President 2025-2033

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Hybrid approach is needed.

You always save the classics. Normal videos can be streamed though.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





:lol: couldn't even be bothered to craft some fake documents

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
today in WHITE GENOCIDE

https://twitter.com/HuffPostWomen/status/783384463183052800

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


so the Pay to Play folder was real, BUT
https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/783411840990769152

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.


I can't breathe

Do these Russian hackers just not read english or what?

canepazzo
May 29, 2006




Dead.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Built 4 Cuban Linux posted:

god drat I wish Democrats were better at keeping their poo poo secure.

It barely matters. All that the hackers would need to do otherwise is just doctor up some files and pass them off as genuine. The tinfoil hat brigade is going believe the Russian propaganda machine over the Democrats anyway, and any thinking American has realized after the millionth hack on one side versus zero on the other (one if you count taxes) that this is either the other candidate/surrogate breaking the law or a foreign power trying to gently caress with our election for their own gain.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Pakled posted:

The red-headed stepchild of the amendments is clearly the Third Amendment. :colbert:

the right to privacy certainly gets beat like a red headed stepchild

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Let's dispense with this notion that the Russian hacker selectively quoting and displaying hacked files doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

oh my god

i think this has to be to most spectacular backfire of one of these document dumps i've seen

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Well, I guess we know who's next in Putin's crocodile pit.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

FuturePastNow posted:

Well during the townhall style thing with Matt Lauer, he verbally attacked one of the audience question-askers, calling her a liar. I doubt he'll take a swing at someone but that's the next best thing.
Yeah, for rudely as Trump behaved during the first debate, he never seemed to get outright angry. I mean, red-faced, bellowing-at-the-ceiling, storm-off-stage angry, not just being chippy and interrupting.

I could see Trump's exchange with one of the people asking questions going really, really sideways. It'd be really unlikely, but as much as they coach the question askers to be neutral, they're also ordinary people, not experienced media professionals. If one of them got mad and decided to have a verbal go at Trump, do you think he would rise above the provocation?

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Well, I guess we know who's next in Putin's crocodile pit.

You can't do that!

The polonium would be terrible for the poor babies.

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009

Instant Sunrise posted:

oh my god

i think this has to be to most spectacular backfire of one of these document dumps i've seen

I said "Oh my God" outloud... this is truly amazing. Wonder how many Republican congressmen are scrambling now!

negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I'm trying not to fall into some "rah rah America Number 1" exceptionalism crap but some of you guys are making it tough. The US can do literally anything the Russians can do in regards to technology and military and do it way better. There are probably NSA think tanks that spend their days laughing about some pathetically failed Russian attempt at something or rather.

I know this is late but that is woefully inaccurate when it comes to cybersecurity. I work in cyber security. I hobnob with some of the best out there, and NONE of them ever want work for the government in any capacity, for these reasons (in no particular order):

1. Drugs
2. Anti authority
3. Complete distrust of the government
4. The pay is LOLOLOL
5. Drugs
6. Massive red tape
7. Freedom of information

Literally none of the people I know that the government would be interested in (including myself) could pass a drug test. Plus for the work I do I think I would be paid somewhere around 68k a year. I make more than double that in the private sector.

The government just cannot afford the best and brightest when it comes to cybersecurity, and the only way they can get the top talent on their team is catching blackhats and offering them a deal where they either do fed time or work however long their sentence would be for a 3 letter agency.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.


THIS
MOTHER
loving
ELECTION

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Built 4 Cuban Linux posted:

god drat I wish Democrats were better at keeping their poo poo secure.

Wouldn't be surprised if the GOP servers are just as terrible but for some reason Guccifer 2.0 is ignoring them.

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud

Antti posted:

Let's dispense with this notion that the Russian hacker selectively quoting and displaying hacked files doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

Yeah I think if this had come about while the media was still in full-on horserace mode, no one would've bothered to research it at all before crowing about it proving corruption on air.

:laffo: that it backfired this hard though

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

So you're saying voter fraud is widespread, serious, and easy? Guess we need voter ID and some people to police polling stations.

What, did you think the long and illustrious American tradition of blatantly stuffing ballot boxes ended when someone figured out how to put the box into a vote counting machine that automatically destroys the ballot so no recount is possible?

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Azathoth posted:

Yeah, for rudely as Trump behaved during the first debate, he never seemed to get outright angry. I mean, red-faced, bellowing-at-the-ceiling, storm-off-stage angry, not just being chippy and interrupting.

He seemed genuinely angry when he was yelling 'Where did you get that?' over and over.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/783414822767583232

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

lol forever @ everything

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Well, let's see it! :fap:

negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

duz posted:

Wouldn't be surprised if the GOP servers are just as terrible but for some reason Guccifer 2.0 is ignoring them.

I thought about going after the GOP, but being a black hacker they would nail my rear end to the wall, in both and figurative and literal sense.

MANIFEST DESTINY
Apr 24, 2009

imagine how retarded Guccifer 1.0 must have been. Or maybe its like a Windows thing where only the odd numbered releases are any good.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/CorrectRecord/status/783416892585377792

Make America Safe Again.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

How has the writer's room kept this so fresh

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cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

"Fun and creative"

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