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Me [58 M] with my son [23 M] who's starting to become a loser?quote:Throwaway because my wife reddits as well and I don't want any problems. Apologies for any language mistakes 100% fake, but pretty funny
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The shame, to be doxxed and find out my dad is a redditor in the space of just one post
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:35 |
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Nazzadan posted:Me [58 M] with my son [23 M] who's starting to become a loser? please don't doxx my d-- Dial-a-Dog posted:The shame, to be doxxed and find out my dad is a redditor in the space of just one post dammit
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:36 |
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Well now I just won't ever go to a male cashier again. Thanks Reddit.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:43 |
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I'm really glad this thread is back, thanks OP. My [23M] girlfriend [23F] of 1 year is upset that I really like a female singer. quote:This female singer is not super famous, but not unknown either. Needless to say, I don't know her personally, and she lives in Europe and we're on the west coast!
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:01 |
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loquacius posted:People on the Internet always tell you to sever no matter what Why would you post about it in E/N? Huge red flag imo
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:16 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm really glad this thread is back, thanks OP.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:20 |
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LethalGeek posted:Im starting to think people just shouldn't date before 25 I want to know where these incredible men are whose only flaw is that they listen to a singer I don't really like. If this is the only thing I have to compromise on in a relationship, well, I guess I'll take that bullet.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:21 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Why would you post about it in E/N? Huge red flag imo This remains the biggest blunder of the entire engagement period, because it led to me reading some bad posts Unsurprisingly the winning solution, rather than anything they said, turned out to be "postpone the decision again and let life solve the issue for you, in the form of most of her immediate family moving out of her home state for unrelated reasons, which makes her want to move there less" These days she's even talking about leaving her job to get another one closer to my work so we can buy a house out here and both have easy commutes. Everything's comin up loq e: Pick posted:I want to know where these incredible men are whose only flaw is that they listen to a singer I don't really like. what if they also sent you scary clown gifs though
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:22 |
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loquacius posted:This remains the biggest blunder of the entire engagement period, because it led to me reading some bad posts
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:22 |
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LethalGeek posted:Im starting to think people just shouldn't date before 25 My boyfriend got followed back on Twitter by a celebrity on a different continent! Clearly this hussy wants to steal him away from me, better ban her presence, a totally cool and rational thing to do!
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:24 |
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if you and your SO argue about something as minor as completely upending your lives to move to a new place then you both need therapy, possibly medication, and need to set unconditional boundaries. personally, would think long and hard about completely dissolving the relationship, as this has all of the classic signs of mental and emotional abuse
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:25 |
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Nazzadan posted:Not necessarily funny, but topical with recent happenings At one point early in the evening we were hearing strange sounds and what appeared to be someone screaming followed by lot popping and crunching noises. While in the bathroom my buddy decided to have a peak outside of the bathroom window. My buddy lets out a yell and busts out into the room and I'm like "what?!" He doesn't say anything but goes right to his backpack and gets his Smith and Wesson 357 out. I'm thinking "what the gently caress" and I dig into my bag to get my Sig 232 out. He says we need to get the gently caress out of there right now. I saw he was serious and that made me serious about it, we grabbed our poo poo for the most part (left a few clothes behind) and looked out the peep sight to make sure it was clear to our car. I threw my gun into my pocket, he put his in his waistband and we hauled rear end to the car and got the hell out of there. On the ride away, I asked what he saw in the bathroom. He told me when he looked out the window there was this creepy-rear end clown facing away from the window, pants at his ankles, making a weird motion. He told me the clown slowly turned 90 degrees to look at him, my friend said he looked down to see this clown loving a full-sized dinner ham, when he looked up from the ham loving the clown was smiling and waving at him.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:28 |
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big trivia FAIL posted:if you and your SO argue about something as minor as completely upending your lives to move to a new place then you both need therapy, possibly medication, and need to set unconditional boundaries. personally, would think long and hard about completely dissolving the relationship, as this has all of the classic signs of mental and emotional abuse Agreed. He does NOT owe her anything, his desires matter, and it's a good thing this came up now rather than later. He should be thankful they don't have kids or a marriage and just cut their losses now.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:29 |
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big trivia FAIL posted:if you and your SO argue about something as minor as completely upending your lives to move to a new place then you both need therapy, possibly medication, and need to set unconditional boundaries. personally, would think long and hard about completely dissolving the relationship, as this has all of the classic signs of mental and emotional abuse I think that's a little presumptuous, maybe they should try opening up the relationship
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:31 |
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Pick posted:I think that's a little presumptuous, maybe they should try opening up the relationship as a poly, i agree that a 3rd party can provide a different perspective, coming into the relationship without the existing baggage
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:32 |
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Pick posted:I want to know where these incredible men are whose only flaw is that they listen to a singer I don't really like. If this is the only thing I have to compromise on in a relationship, well, I guess I'll take that bullet. How did you read that the guy was incredible in that post?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:33 |
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Also lmao when you are over the age of 16 and/or have been dating for longer than two weeks and advocate ghosting as a good end to a relationship. Most of the time this is before the OP has even confronted the SO about the suspected issue or let them know if anything is wrong. Your girlfriend asked you to walk her dog? Move your stuff out when she's at work and block her.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:34 |
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scrubs season six posted:At one point early in the evening we were hearing strange sounds and what appeared to be someone screaming followed by lot popping and crunching noises. While in the bathroom my buddy decided to have a peak outside of the bathroom window. My buddy lets out a yell and busts out into the room and I'm like "what?!" He doesn't say anything but goes right to his backpack and gets his Smith and Wesson 357 out. I'm thinking "what the gently caress" and I dig into my bag to get my Sig 232 out. He says we need to get the gently caress out of there right now. I saw he was serious and that made me serious about it, we grabbed our poo poo for the most part (left a few clothes behind) and looked out the peep sight to make sure it was clear to our car. I threw my gun into my pocket, he put his in his waistband and we hauled rear end to the car and got the hell out of there. On the ride away, I asked what he saw in the bathroom. He told me when he looked out the window there was this creepy-rear end clown facing away from the window, pants at his ankles, making a weird motion. He told me the clown slowly turned 90 degrees to look at him, my friend said he looked down to see this clown loving a full-sized dinner ham, when he looked up from the ham loving the clown was smiling and waving at him. the sequel to It Follows sounds like it's gonna rule
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:35 |
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big trivia FAIL posted:as a poly, i agree that a 3rd party can provide a different perspective, coming into the relationship without the existing baggage this can be particularly helpful if one person is having sexual difficulties. with an open relationship, the other partner can experience what it's like to not have to address that problem. everyone wins. oh it requires really good communication, though. but no one would try to repair a failing relationship by loving strangers unless their communication skills were already super good Pick fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Oct 5, 2016 |
# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:35 |
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pick, they are joking
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:35 |
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Pick posted:I think that's a little presumptuous, maybe they should try opening up the relationship I am open to this idea but I think we should probably have some babies first y'know, to keep us grounded
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:36 |
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DOMDOM posted:Can you guess the ages? At least her gynecologist didn't have to break news to her about having gingivitis.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:36 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm really glad this thread is back, thanks OP. It's not the twitter stuff in of itself, it just highlights the pathetic behavior of getting celebrity obsessed.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:36 |
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loquacius posted:I am open to this idea but I think we should probably have some babies first with each other? because think of what an amazing gesture of trust it would be for us to be having these children with others but raising them together
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:39 |
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Pick posted:with each other? because think of what an amazing gesture of trust it would be for us to be having these children with others but raising them together Prep it.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:41 |
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LethalGeek posted:Im starting to think people just shouldn't date Checks out
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:42 |
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Tender Bender posted:Also lmao when you are over the age of 16 and/or have been dating for longer than two weeks and advocate ghosting as a good end to a relationship. Most of the time this is before the OP has even confronted the SO about the suspected issue or let them know if anything is wrong. Your girlfriend asked you to walk her dog? Move your stuff out when she's at work and block her. Her bad communication skills really destroyed us as a couple. She never learned to trust me. *army crawls out through the vents and retreats into the woods with the last fleeting glance of a sasquatch*
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:46 |
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Pick posted:with each other? because think of what an amazing gesture of trust it would be for us to be having these children with others but raising them together oh poo poo you're right I know just the people we should have our trustbabies with, too: her narcissistic drug-addicted abusive ex, and her best friend! This is assuming neither of us is expecting after we have the customary month of nightly unprotected Tinder hookups natch. That'd move the timetable up a little bit, but with help from our friends The Internet I'm sure we'd be just fine
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:50 |
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Pick posted:I want to know where these incredible men are whose only flaw is that they listen to a singer I don't really like. If this is the only thing I have to compromise on in a relationship, well, I guess I'll take that bullet. "PM me, for I am without flaws," he posted to GBS.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:56 |
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Pick posted:this can be particularly helpful if one person is having sexual difficulties. with an open relationship, the other partner can experience what it's like to not have to address that problem. everyone wins. Yes I frequently find myself wishing there was someone around who could plow my gf when I've got whiskey dick. e: maybe despite my inebriation I could also find a way to "prep" this person, somehow. bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Oct 5, 2016 |
# ? Oct 5, 2016 22:07 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Checks out 29yo friend of mine has again decided she is gonna be celibate after her last attempt failed. Last attempt was an alcoholic divorced dude who wanted to have multiple women to himself and they all should be friends and get along as a big happy family. Even by poly standards that struck me as loving nuts. Any attempts on my part to go hey maybe you get your poo poo together and stop dating losers just flies over her head cause she's fine of course. Until the next day when she's a sorry mess who can't do anything right.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 22:16 |
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Man, the Japs have already stopped dating each other and sworn themselves to anime celibacy, and the benefits are clear. Because, you know what Japan doesn't have? r/relationships
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 22:17 |
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quote:My [22F] brother [30M] keeps prolonging his vacation in NY. He left his children [6F&4M] with me. It's been 2 and a half months , he was suppose to be gone 2 weeks
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 22:17 |
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I like the part where an adult woman who is capable of reasonable independence and taking care of two growing children for months on end never once had "contact the loving authorities" come into her head.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 22:21 |
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Ultimate No-Backsies means putting HUMAN LIVES on the line
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 22:21 |
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mind the walrus posted:I like the part where an adult woman who is capable of reasonable independence and taking care of two growing children for months on end never once had "contact the loving authorities" come into her head. It's fine, he just went to New York to buy cigarettes.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 22:24 |
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mind the walrus posted:I like the part where an adult woman who is capable of reasonable independence and taking care of two growing children for months on end never once had "contact the loving authorities" come into her head.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 22:24 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Calling the police on a sibling would certainly be my last resort...I imagine threatening to would be a better move. Yeah there seem like multiple pretty obvious ways to escalate this before needing to resort to the authorities.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Calling the police on a sibling would certainly be my last resort...I imagine threatening to would be a better move. Maybe telling the ex-wife? You'd think after 2 and a half months she'd come by to visit and notice dad's been gone for a while
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