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Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
I didn't notice that she was a student teacher. Yeah, that's probably going to cost her her job/career. But the UK is famous for having a whole class of people who don't really have the same values and sense of proprietary as the rest of the country. Probably all her mates and even family think it's hilarious, as well as anyone whose opinion she'll ever wind up caring about - it's just her career as a teacher that's on the line, because you can't sexualise yourself so readily and publicly if you work around children.

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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Couldn't she just, you know, poop it out?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

But the UK is famous for having a whole class of people who don't really have the same values and sense of proprietary as the rest of the country. Probably all her mates and even family think it's hilarious, as well as anyone whose opinion she'll ever wind up caring about - i

She's not a member of the gentry.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Ak Gara posted:

Couldn't she just, you know, poop it out?

Not if it was so far gone that it was clear of the muscles that actually do that.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Chichevache posted:

She's not a member of the gentry.

:golfclap: I supposed I walked into that one

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Outrail posted:

Why the gently caress would you pose for photos for that story unless you work for some sort of sex shop or porn site? It's going to bite you in the rear end later. Wtf.

I think it already bit her in the rear end.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010
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He may have been dressed as Batman, but he's going to look like Two-Face.

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!
"You wanna know how I got these scars?" :flame:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Mierenneuker posted:

I'm not sure that it's a good idea to get a story like that published when you are a student teacher. Future schadenfreude I guess.

Sex education cutbacks are rough, kids gotta learn somehow

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Eddie Whitson posted:

He may have been dressed as Batman, but he's going to look like Two-Face.

he almost certainly knew that was going to happen which is why hes wearing a tight mask that covers his hair, glasses to protect his eyes, and a leather coat zipped all the way up to protect his body

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Wanna buy that helmet :ohdear:

...I don't even ride...

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

What might be impending schadenfreude, if you really dislike smug old men who don't listen.

quote:

Joseph Brown lives near downtown Daytona Beach, just on the other side of the Halifax River and said he plans to ride out the storm like any other: without fear, in the comfort of his own home. The 72-year-old former Marine hasn't prepared at all. No extra food. No extra water.

"I didn't even fill up my bathtub," he said, laughing.

Originally from Oklahoma, Brown said he's been in Florida for about 10 years. He drove across to the beach Thursday afternoon to see the water because "there's nothing else to do."

This will be his first Florida hurricane, but he said he isn't worried.

"Wind and a little rain," he said. "What is there to be worried about?"

If its current wind speeds hold, Matthew would be the most powerful storm to strike the continental U.S. since 2005.

Daytona is expected to get winds in excess of 120 MPH, plus flooding since it's on the coast.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

chitoryu12 posted:

What might be impending schadenfreude, if you really dislike smug old men who don't listen.


Daytona is expected to get winds in excess of 120 MPH, plus flooding since it's on the coast.

Somewhere are his children and grandchildren, blissfully unaware of a resentful Darwin slamming the gate on an empty barn.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

chitoryu12 posted:

What might be impending schadenfreude, if you really dislike smug old men who don't listen.


Daytona is expected to get winds in excess of 120 MPH, plus flooding since it's on the coast.

idiot thinks its like a tornado, if it does not hit your exact area, you are fine and most stuff is working the next day, with stores powered by generators, etc.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

chitoryu12 posted:

What might be impending schadenfreude, if you really dislike smug old men who don't listen.


Daytona is expected to get winds in excess of 120 MPH, plus flooding since it's on the coast.

Jesus, he doesn't even live in Daytona, he lives on the island just off the mainland coast. There's a decent chance every single bridge back to the mainland will get cutoff for a few days. Hell, his whole house might get swept away by the tides if they get bad enough.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
ARE TROOPS aren't afraid of a little rain like them stupid LIEbrals!!!1! :patriot:

There's a >0 chance he dies

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

chitoryu12 posted:

What might be impending schadenfreude, if you really dislike smug old men who don't listen.


Daytona is expected to get winds in excess of 120 MPH, plus flooding since it's on the coast.

Cause liberals are making it up.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Look, Obama ordered HAARP to send super storm Mattthew into Florida, that's not the issue here. What we need to ask is if it was to help Hillary win or just because he's an evil muslim kenyan?

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

What might be impending schadenfreude, if you really dislike smug old men who don't listen.


Daytona is expected to get winds in excess of 120 MPH, plus flooding since it's on the coast.

Reminds me of Harry Randall Truman. He was famous for a while when there were warnings that Mount St. Helens was going to erupt. Everyone had made him out to be a hero for refusing to evacuate. He died in the eruption.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

value-brand cereal posted:

Reminds me of Harry Randall Truman. He was famous for a while when there were warnings that Mount St. Helens was going to erupt. Everyone had made him out to be a hero for refusing to evacuate. He died in the eruption.

That's exactly who I thought of. Ole Harry did apparently have some second thoughts but didn't think he could go back on his curmudgeonly word, especially after the then-Governor Dixie Lee Ray gave a speech essentially praising him for his levelheadedness in staying on the mountain.


(Source: Steve Olson's book "Eruption: The Untold Story of Mount St. Helens")

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
His body was never found. Maybe he snuck out and lived out his last days in obscurity.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
AMERICAN POLITICAL PRISONER ISSUES PUBLIC STATEMENT FROM PRISON

As Michael Tomasky of Daily Beast puts it,

“A great man has been smeared here. Yeah, he’s only serving one year over those 29 deaths (Good Lord willing, less—there’s a hearing on that this month). And yeah, he’s in a minimum-security facility that, according to one ex-inmate, has a vast sports complex and six pool tables and six foosball tables. But it’s the principle of the thing, dammit.”

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Platystemon posted:

His body was never found. Maybe he snuck out and lived out his last days in obscurity.

Guy was 83 years old and he'd been running that lodge for over 50 years. He said some things about not believing it to be a real danger but I'm wondering how much of that was just talk and justification.

Garrand has a new favorite as of 00:08 on Oct 7, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
BREAKING: Megyn Kelly Is Supporting Hillary Clinton For President, Civil War At Fox News

unf

:foxnews::gizz:

Honestly that headline is a bit misleading but it's still great.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

swordfish duelist posted:

Birds are awesome. My father in law has an African Grey that will start barking to get the dogs going and then laughs about it.

Oh lord, this reminded me. My uncle Chan had a female African Grey called Joe, who would call the dog over just to confuse it. Joe could imitate Chan perfectly, and they'd talk to each other in the same voice. Unfortunately, Chan was an alcoholic and passed away while living with my other uncle Rob back in 2012. Rob was then left living with a parrot who spoke in the voice of his deceased brother. He found a new home for her pretty quickly.

Joe also once bit me on the arm hard enough to leave a scar 16 years later.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

chitoryu12 posted:

Daytona is expected to get winds in excess of 120 MPH, plus flooding since it's on the coast.

Slaughterstorm 2k16.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYaH5nU1Ls0

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Last time I worked retail while stocking near our windows I saw a very healthy looking mid 30s woman pull into a handicapped space and run into the shop a door over. About 5 minutes later the parking enforcement cop pulled up and left a ticket. Then about another 5 minutes later the woman came out and I got to watch her as she spotted the ticket. Oh man that was great.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

This is hilarious. Theres gonna be like 4 fatalities in the US. If that. Not including the guy the cops shot for running over some cones already.

I hope so anyways

Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007


yes the flaccid penis and scrotum will kill us all

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
We were brought into this world by a disappointing penis and we'll be taken out of it by one

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Parts Kit posted:

Last time I worked retail while stocking near our windows I saw a very healthy looking mid 30s woman pull into a handicapped space and run into the shop a door over. About 5 minutes later the parking enforcement cop pulled up and left a ticket. Then about another 5 minutes later the woman came out and I got to watch her as she spotted the ticket. Oh man that was great.

I know this is more of a "pet peeves thread" content thing but I have to chime in here.



Stores around here all have this huge yellow-striped strip right in front with NO STANDING FIRE LANE painted in huge yellow letters across it. And there is always, always at least two or three cars sitting in it, idling, while someone goes inside to shop.

(Clearly the satellite managed to snap a shot when this was not the case, just to spite me)

But I mean... there are parking spaces RIGHT THERE. Like twenty feet away. But people can't make it that far, they have to sit their rear end in the NO STANDING FIRE LANE zone because the rules don't apply to them.

Bonus points, this AutoZone has extra signs saying NO WORKING ON YOUR CAR in front of the no standing zone, and invariably there are always people parked in it with their hood open, happily changing an air filter or something.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
If the building was on fire they would move.

Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

On the upside, if a firetruck actually comes by they will gladly gently caress their car up and charge them for it. Park in front of a fire hydrant? they'll bust your windows to get a hose through, also you're getting ticketed, gently caress you.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Wapole Languray posted:

On the upside, if a firetruck actually comes by they will gladly gently caress their car up and charge them for it. Park in front of a fire hydrant? they'll bust your windows to get a hose through, also you're getting ticketed, gently caress you.

They’ll go out of their way to do this. It’s great. :allears:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Platystemon posted:

They’ll go out of their way to do this. It’s great. :allears:

If I get legal backing to gently caress up the property of a deserving rear end in a top hat, I'm loving well taking it with both hands.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

If the building was on fire they would move.

Not if they've got their serpentine belt off :rolleye:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Somfin posted:

If I get legal backing to gently caress up the property of a deserving rear end in a top hat, I'm loving well taking it with both hands.

You and me both, it's gotta be the most satisfying thing about being a Fireman.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Testekill posted:

You and me both, it's gotta be the most satisfying thing about being a Fireman.

That and knowing you're the only public worker people are actually appreciative of. Maybe Forest Rangers too, but they don't make calendars of sexy Forest Rangers.

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