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Watch Charlie Strong win like 7-8 games and come within a hair of a co-championship in a terrible B12, followed by a booster uprising that causes him to get fired after a lot of infighting, leading to an epic PR disaster with Texas getting taken to task for being racist and mistreating Strong and having a totally dysfunctional political culture around the program, which in turn causes Herman to decide he doesn't want to step into the middle of that. Followed by a shitshow of a coaching search led by an embattled placeholder AD, culminating in the hire of Lane Kiffin for $10m a year after he initially turns us down.
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Thermos H Christ posted:Watch Charlie Strong win like 7-8 games and come within a hair of a co-championship in a terrible B12, followed by a booster uprising that causes him to get fired after a lot of infighting, leading to an epic PR disaster with Texas getting taken to task for being racist and mistreating Strong and having a totally dysfunctional political culture around the program, which in turn causes Herman to decide he doesn't want to step into the middle of that. Followed by a shitshow of a coaching search led by an embattled placeholder AD, culminating in the hire of Lane Kiffin for $10m a year after he initially turns us down. I'll clocktower this poo poo before that happens
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Thermos H Christ posted:Watch Charlie Strong win like 7-8 games and come within a hair of a co-championship in a terrible B12, followed by a booster uprising that causes him to get fired after a lot of infighting, leading to an epic PR disaster with Texas getting taken to task for being racist and mistreating Strong and having a totally dysfunctional political culture around the program, which in turn causes Herman to decide he doesn't want to step into the middle of that. Followed by a shitshow of a coaching search led by an embattled placeholder AD, culminating in the hire of Lane Kiffin for $10m a year after he initially turns us down. Insha'Allah.
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Thermos H Christ posted:Watch Charlie Strong win like 7-8 games and come within a hair of a co-championship in a terrible B12, followed by a booster uprising that causes him to get fired after a lot of infighting, leading to an epic PR disaster with Texas getting taken to task for being racist and mistreating Strong and having a totally dysfunctional political culture around the program, which in turn causes Herman to decide he doesn't want to step into the middle of that. Followed by a shitshow of a coaching search led by an embattled placeholder AD, culminating in the hire of Lane Kiffin for $10m a year after he initially turns us down. Please don't post my fanfic unattributed.
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General Dog posted:Please don't post my fanfic unattributed. I don't see anything in there about fracking or apologizing for rape.
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As a big money Texas booster slash program insider let me tell you that we for sure are getting Art Briles 100% hook em
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Grittybeard posted:I don't see anything in there about fracking or apologizing for rape. I'm like Neil Young, or Kanye, I go through different phases.
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Thermos H Christ posted:Watch Charlie Strong win like 7-8 games and come within a hair of a co-championship in a terrible B12, followed by a booster uprising that causes him to get fired after a lot of infighting, leading to an epic PR disaster with Texas getting taken to task for being racist and mistreating Strong and having a totally dysfunctional political culture around the program, which in turn causes Herman to decide he doesn't want to step into the middle of that. Followed by a shitshow of a coaching search led by an embattled placeholder AD, culminating in the hire of Lane Kiffin for $10m a year after he initially turns us down. Don't stop I'm almost there
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Condaleeza Rice, owing a favor to George W. Bush, gets Texas into the playoffs after a dominating win streak. They soundly defeat Alabama after an ornery Bevo gores Nick Saban. Saban's players are now free from his Dark Arts and announce transfers immediately after the loss. Alabama fans promptly start calling for a white QB to play instead.
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pillsburysoldier posted:Condaleeza Rice, owing a favor to George W. Bush, gets Texas into the playoffs after a dominating win streak. They soundly defeat Alabama after an ornery Bevo gores Nick Saban. Saban's players are now free from his Dark Arts and announce transfers immediately after the loss. Alabama fans promptly start calling for a white QB to play instead. Pawwl, you know the dad gum Bear would have kicked that cow's rear end! Saban ain't good enough for Bama!
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Thermos H Christ posted:Watch Charlie Strong win like 7-8 games and come within a hair of a co-championship in a terrible B12, followed by a booster uprising that causes him to get fired after a lot of infighting, leading to an epic PR disaster with Texas getting taken to task for being racist and mistreating Strong and having a totally dysfunctional political culture around the program, which in turn causes Herman to decide he doesn't want to step into the middle of that. Followed by a shitshow of a coaching search led by an embattled placeholder AD, culminating in the hire of Lane Kiffin for $10m a year after he initially turns us down. God willing
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just a heads up we're going to hire tom herman and aggy is on the eternal scoreboard having lost to case mccoy's dumbass face. thank you.
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Scionix posted:aggy is on the eternal scoreboard having lost to case mccoy's dumbass face. thank you. It hurts, but I can tell you need need that more than we do right now. 
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Think PJ Fleck would row the goddamn boat to Houston for 2 or 3 million?
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I'd like Willie Taggart to go somewhere I pay attention to, because he looks cool as gently caress
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Korranus posted:Think PJ Fleck would row the goddamn boat to Houston for 2 or 3 million? Hell of a lot better than Purdue or whatever lovely Midwest job he'd probably be offered. That's a good spot for him too, since a lot of his success is from out recruiting the rest of his conference and he could probably realistically do that at Houston (especially if Taggart gets another job)
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I'd honestly be happy with promoting Orlando to HC and keeping Major around as OC. We can even take Charlie as DC
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MourningView posted:Hell of a lot better than Purdue or whatever lovely Midwest job he'd probably be offered. That's a good spot for him too, since a lot of his success is from out recruiting the rest of his conference and he could probably realistically do that at Houston (especially if Taggart gets another job) poo poo, he out recruits the lower half of the Big Ten.
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Tyrannosaurus posted:As a big money Texas booster slash program insider let me tell you that we for sure are getting Art Briles 100% hook em Bill Cosby approves of Art Briles going to Texas.  Scionix posted:just a heads up we're going to hire tom herman and aggy is on the eternal scoreboard having lost to case mccoy's dumbass face. thank you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUx7t-VOKEs I have no dog in the fight, but I still remember this weird penalty on the final drive. It's the least mileage I've ever seen a defender get out of leading with his helmet.
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LLCoolJD posted:Bill Cosby approves of Art Briles going to Texas. Look Charlie Strong didn't know OK all he knew was he had a lot of young men who needed to pull their pants up and knock it off with all that hippin and hoppin who among us would not have done the same
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I still stubbornly don't like Fleck because his OC was horrible at Rutgers. Also there are a lot of message board rumors about him.
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oh well if message boards don't like him you can't believe everything you read on those things, i once read someone try to argue that rutgers wasn't a terrible football program. there's some crazy poo poo out there
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i read on a message board that pj fleck is a landlubber
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LLCoolJD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUx7t-VOKEs It was an absolute complete bullshit call Texas can claim eternal scoreboard all they want but we know they've been ducking us like bitches; we'd have murdered those terminal stage Mack Brown teams without even trying.
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Thermos H Christ posted:Look Charlie Strong didn't know OK all he knew was he had a lot of young men who needed to pull their pants up and knock it off with all that hippin and hoppin who among us would not have done the same Oh I heard this on the radio this morning and meant to post about it but forgot. Gary Barnett is not a Charlie Strong fan. Stripping out just his quotes: Gary Barnett posted:"Well, it’s like a big soap opera down there," Barnett said. "And no, I don’t think he survives this... It’s just one bandaid after another and he doesn’t cure anything, doesn’t solve anything, just creates another crisis." That last bit sounds kinda like BS, especially since the only thing Strong has undoubtedly done right is recruiting, but it was not the blah blah take I expected from a former head coach. Even if said former coach is a real loving jackass. e: Podcast if anyone wants to listen to it, Texas part starts around 9 minutes. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Oct 7, 2016 |
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fast cars loose anus posted:It was an absolute complete bullshit call now thats a loose anus!!
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fast cars loose anus posted:It was an absolute complete bullshit call The team that last beat you was a terminal stage Mack Brown team.
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big money big clit posted:The team that last beat you was a terminal stage Mack Brown team. Hmm its almost like Johnny Manziel made a difference or something
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fast cars loose anus posted:Hmm its almost like Johnny Manziel made a difference or something For one season. A better a&m team lost to a lovely texas team helmed by Case Fuckin' McCoy. And I believe it's the SEC who's kept the teams from meeting in bowl games.
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MourningView posted:oh well if message boards don't like him yooge if true partially related, the WVU rumor mill has cranked up. our idiot fans are totally convinced that dana is going to LSU. that's not going to happen; but in real talk, if WVU does finish strong Dana's contract buyout will be very reasonable (2.9m) so it wouldn't be shocking to see him out the door regardless of how this season ends. I would be pretty happy if we got in on the PJ Fleck lottery BI NOW GAY LATER fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Oct 7, 2016 |
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Neil Armbong posted:For one season. A better a&m team lost to a lovely texas team helmed by Case Fuckin' McCoy. And I believe it's the SEC who's kept the teams from meeting in bowl games. We so would've won in 2014.
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Kim Jong Il posted:I still stubbornly don't like Fleck because his OC was horrible at Rutgers. Also there are a lot of message board rumors about him. The Enemies of Western Michigan Athletics are trying to ruin his reputation
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:yooge if true That would not seem like a great hire for LSU, no offense to WVU.
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I love my dead gay rivalry
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Ok so I'm starting to think Lane Kiffin could be an upgrade
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Thermos H Christ posted:Ok so I'm starting to think Lane Kiffin could be an upgrade You are loved http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
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edit:wrong thread. fire lovie
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I think at least two coaches lost their jobs this week. I don't think they'll be fired right this second but the decision has been made.
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Brian Kelly? 2-4 and apparently firing your defensive coordinator doesn't stop you from calling a lot of passes in a hurricane
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