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Man. I used to work a convenience store that had 99¢ refills any container. Every summer people would come in with gallon jugs and bigger and fill them up. Remember watching a kid roll out with a red wagon full of gallons of soda for 5 dollars. It was a stupid policy.
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Vladimir Poutine posted:NAZI FLUORIDE Ah, David Avocado Wolfe, you funny man you. The swastika is amazing.
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Oct 7, 2016 11:45
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9gag continues on with the war against anything that challenges the status quo of the 90's.
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Perestroika posted:Ah yes, the politician Karl Marx, who famously held the political office of Unlike Democracy, that was built in a lab.
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Reaganomics is the only legitimate system banned from Starbucks posted:whats up with the middle dudes skin. i dont think pink is a normal color for a human Are you telling me you wouldn't check out that sausage that's on full display?
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Fathis Munk posted:Ah, David Avocado Wolfe, you funny man you. I feel like his middle name might not actually be Avocado The idiotic thing on social media that I absolutely cannot be bothered to screencap is people who think an image of a person drinking something out of a glass or whatever is just the wickedest possible burn of a reaction image
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Some guy I used to know has been posting strange and vague things, so I went to his profile to see what it's all about and found this gem of insanity:
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Reaganomics lab test results: All groups of mice where Reaganomics was introduced dead by week 3. Control group of communist mice found drinking Vodka. (I'm laughing that Reaganomics is in Google Chrome's dictionary)
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tyblazitar posted:Some guy I used to know has been posting strange and vague things, so I went to his profile to see what it's all about and found this gem of insanity: Good god, someone could write a goddamned thesis on paranoid schizophrenia using just that facebook post as a case study. 
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Oct 7, 2016 13:12
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Just found a different version of the 'click amen to save the child' posts: quote:Salaam
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Let's see what facebook has this morning.... Serious business and doesn't like useless bullshit? Well shall we see what else is on her feed?  
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The key difference between something like BPD and NPD is that people with BPD actually feel remorse for their mental illness causing people to get hurt, and they actively work to mitigate that. Narcissists, well, there is that joke about why the narcissist crossed the road. They thought it was a boundary. 
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Oct 7, 2016 13:47
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People buy 1.8 litres of soft drink as a "drink it on the go" kind of thing? And Americans wonder why they're the fattest loving fatasses on the planet. Has your diabeetus rate hit 100% yet or is it already over that?
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Weatherman posted:People buy 1.8 litres of soft drink as a "drink it on the go" kind of thing? Sounds like you have never heard of the 72oz Bubba Keg. https://www.amazon.com/Bubba-Keg-Insulated-Mug-Black/dp/B002KDPSYI 2.12 liters of your favorite soda or as we call it in Texas flavor of coke. I also worked in a truck stop.
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tyblazitar posted:Some guy I used to know has been posting strange and vague things, so I went to his profile to see what it's all about and found this gem of insanity: Sorry guys, apparently I am the God in this personal universe you are in. hosed up somewhere.
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tyblazitar posted:Some guy I used to know has been posting strange and vague things, so I went to his profile to see what it's all about and found this gem of insanity: Remember when you had to wait for someone to die and then trawl through hundreds of pages of cramped college-ruled scrawl to discover things like this?
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Pastry of the Year posted:Remember when you had to wait for someone to die and then trawl through hundreds of pages of cramped college-ruled scrawl to discover things like this? It sucks that this is too long to be the new thread title.
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CommonShore posted:Our angsty Canadian anti-Liberal gun fan is back today. That's how words look when he constantly cries like a bitch
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BigglesSWE posted:9gag continues on with the war against anything that challenges the status quo of the 90's. If someone is giving you money based on the number of genders, why wouldn't you happily agree to a hundred more for free cash?
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Oct 7, 2016 15:30
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Because having a real hot take on gender politics for all your 9gag pals is worth more than a couple hundred bucks
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Weatherman posted:People buy 1.8 litres of soft drink as a "drink it on the go" kind of thing? I'll have you know the United States is barely in the top 10 for fattest people on the planet. Granted most of the fatter countries are rich Middle Eastern nations where they literally pay you to do nothing. Oh, and Mexico. Mexico is fatter. :smugtrump:
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BigglesSWE posted:9gag continues on with the war against anything that challenges the status quo of the 90's. I like that one of the dollars is about 75-80% of the size of the other. There's so much symbolism! Also, if somebody felt like making a serious counterpoint couldn't they just take a picture of different kinds of currency?
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 Here's a closer look at the image he posted, if you hate yourself and want to try to make sense of this poo poo as a form of self-mortification. 
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Oct 7, 2016 16:01
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I'm phone posting so I don't have pics, but today seems to be the day to get upset and post/share about 4chan's Operation Google.
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Oct 7, 2016 16:17
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Pesticide20 posted:I like that one of the dollars is about 75-80% of the size of the other. There's so much symbolism! Just like the wage gap you seem to be alluding to, it's just an illusion. </mra>
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SunAndSpring posted:
Wait, this guy's entire problem with the game is related to phrenology?
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Pesticide20 posted:Wait, this guy's entire problem with the game is related to phrenology? No, of course not. Mafia 3 also has you shoot up a Klan rally and one of the main villains is a Trump parody. This is just another of their really dumb reasons to hate the game. Granted the game apparently sucks, especially on a technical level, but I've never seen anything from any of the previous Mafia games to make me think it would've been good. I doubt there'd be that much of an outcry against if it didn't upset Redditors and /pol/yps by making the protagonist a black guy.
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Oct 7, 2016 16:25
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  His account has since been suspended.
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SunAndSpring posted:No, of course not. Mafia 3 also has you shoot up a Klan rally and one of the main villains is a Trump parody. This is just another of their really dumb reasons to hate the game. I mean this is actually interesting stuff and useful to know if you're an artist interested in various portrayals of humans, but a) it really shouldn't affect your enjoyment of the game unless you're a creepo and b) it's precisely the kind of poo poo textbooks were filled with in places like 1930s Germany, you know, for ~science~
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 I'm pretty sure the President does not have the power to do most, if not all, of these things.
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sugar mouse posted:Just found a different version of the 'click amen to save the child' posts: That essentially means: "there's no other god than Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet", which is significant to Muslim culture, but I cant see the connection between that and a successful operation.  You know what? I wont make sense of it because all other iterations of this dont make sense at all.
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TinTower posted:The key difference between something like BPD and NPD is that people with BPD actually feel remorse for their mental illness causing people to get hurt, and they actively work to mitigate that. Narcissists, well, there is that joke about why the narcissist crossed the road. Having been in a relationship with someone with BPD I'm gonna say not necessarily.
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bean_shadow posted:
They're so close to figuring it out.
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SunAndSpring posted:No, of course not. Mafia 3 also has you shoot up a Klan rally and one of the main villains is a Trump parody. This is just another of their really dumb reasons to hate the game. Reading the reviews, it looks like the game is pretty good but PC players are upset that they have to wait for a patch to play above 30 FPS and some people have said the game crashed on them.
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SunAndSpring posted:No, of course not. Mafia 3 also has you shoot up a Klan rally and one of the main villains is a Trump parody. This is just another of their really dumb reasons to hate the game. Yeah, from what I saw of the game, it looks about as competently put together as Watch_Dogs was. And we all know how that turned out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idA9BEA4Hxs God, these people are pissy.
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TinTower posted:The key difference between something like BPD and NPD is that people with BPD actually feel remorse for their mental illness causing people to get hurt, and they actively work to mitigate that. Narcissists, well, there is that joke about why the narcissist crossed the road. I "love" how this person demands people enable their behaviors. And they wonder why people run away from them.
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RareAcumen posted:Yeah, from what I saw of the game, it looks about as competently put together as Watch_Dogs was. And we all know how that turned out. Is it also as boring as Watch dogs?
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