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Glenn Quebec posted:I would rather stand my ground at the minimum than abandon my son and wife to a gunman. yeah and then they take your wife and kids hostage instead of just grabbing the TV
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Chomp8645 posted:That's fine. It is your right to make an emotional decision instead of a rational one if you so chose. He says to his wife who views him as a colossal pussy for eternity.
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Tendai posted:I [24M] am shorter than my girlfriend [22F] when she wears heels and she refuses to wear anything but heels. I am shorter than my girlfriend. I am 5'10" and my girlfriend is 5'8".
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I think the wife would had been understanding if the husband actually went to get help but he just chilled out at his friends and didn't even call the cops which is weird as gently caress
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:27 |
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Heels rule
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Chomp8645 posted:I am shorter than my girlfriend. I am 5'10" and my girlfriend is 5'8". Ok.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:28 |
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I mean, if she doesn't care, and she looks good in the heels, then it's on you to buy some dress shoes that make you a little taller and then get over yourself Ofc if she's wearing like 5-inchers or something then you might be SOL on the first point since they don't really make 3-inch platform shoes for guys since the 70s ended, but that just makes point #2 more crucial
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Troposphere posted:I think the wife would had been understanding if the husband actually went to get help but he just chilled out at his friends and didn't even call the cops which is weird as gently caress If you read the comments, some were all like "the police probably told him to stay away," etc, and the wife kept increasingly justifying her position that he's a wimp with stuff like "he totally could have saved at least one kid" so I'm not too sure she's a reliable narrator as I'm pretty sure she's convinced he's a coward and is just looking for support. Fortunately reddit generally supported her position so problem solved! loquacius posted:I mean, if she doesn't care, and she looks good in the heels, then it's on you to buy some dress shoes that make you a little taller and then get over yourself The dude should just get some killer heels too. Problem solved!
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:30 |
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At 6'1" it's hard for me to find a girl who's as tall as me, much less taller. It's a shame because I'd be totally okay with my giant girlfriend looking down to kiss me and letting me be the little spoon, short guy doesn't know how good he has it Edit: that said height doesn't matter to me at all who gives a poo poo as long as you don't run into some super tall/really short scenario where it actually causes physical incompatibility Dial-a-Dog fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Oct 7, 2016 |
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Our [14F&13M] brother [30M] cheated on 5 of his ex fiances/wives. We don't want to go to his wedding to the 6th girl because it's just going to happen againquote:Hi Reddit.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:32 |
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I come from a land down under. Where women roar and men cheater.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:34 |
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My dad [48M] keeps telling me that I'm too stupid to go to college despite me [19F] having straight A's.quote:Okay, I don't know what to do to convince my dad that I'm not too stupid to go to school. I had over 44 credits at the end of my freshman year, currently have straight A's, but he's so loving convinced that I am too stupid to go to college. He ended up telling me I'm stupid so much, I purposely missed the deadlines for my FAFSA form and scholarships because I thought that there was a chance that I just got lucky like he said and that next year I would do terrible. I didn't bother at all signing up for classes. I'm at a loss here because no matter what I do he thinks I'm stupid.
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Glenn Quebec posted:I would rather stand my ground at the minimum than abandon my son and wife to a gunman. What do you think the robbers will decide to do with your hypothetical wife and kids after they have shot you?
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subway masturbator posted:My dad [48M] keeps telling me that I'm too stupid to go to college despite me [19F] having straight A's. Can people stop with depressing ones? This is clearly just an abusive dad. The brother who is on wife number 6 is a funny and cool one, though.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:At 6'1" it's hard for me to find a girl who's as tall as me, much less taller. It's a shame because I'd be totally okay with my giant girlfriend looking down to kiss me and letting me be the little spoon, short guy doesn't know how good he has it Same except I'm a 6'4 stick insect. subway masturbator posted:My dad [48M] keeps telling me that I'm too stupid to go to college despite me [19F] having straight A's.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:37 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I am shorter than my girlfriend. I am 5'10" and my girlfriend is 5'8". Can you read?
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:38 |
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Addendum to my earlier rule regarding eloping by marriage 3, by marriage 5 or 6 you shouldn't even let anyone know you got married until you've been together for a year
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Hey mom and dad, do you mind if we raincheck for this wedding and see you at the 7th?
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Addendum to my earlier rule regarding eloping by marriage 3, by marriage 5 or 6 you shouldn't even let anyone know you got married until you've been together for a year I feel like I would just keep my 5th or 6th marriage a huge secret out of social embarrassment. Just casually mention it at family get togethers or something like it ain't no thing.
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WampaLord posted:
sorry here's another to make up for it My (33M) Sis-in-law (41F) is coming to our house because hers is haunted. quote:I cross-posted this to the ask Doctors sub.
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subway masturbator posted:sorry That TL:DR is amazing
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How does the kind of guy who gets divorced over cheating 5 times in his life manage to find 6 women who are willing to marry him
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Leon Einstein posted:Can you read? ??? quote:Alright, so this is going to sound super petty but I think it looks weird when a girl is taller than the guy she's with. Normally it's never a problem for me. I'm 5'10" and the girls I've dated always happened to be around 5'3"-5'6". This girl I'm dating now though, is 5'8". It wasn't a problem when we first met because she was wearing flats and I was wearing boots, so I didn't even think about it. ???
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He'd have to have slept with at least... wow, 12 women? I don't think this story checks out.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:He'd have to have slept with at least... wow, 12 women? I don't think this story checks out. Not if he just keeps marrying the girl he cheats with, or maybe he just keeps rotating back through his exes
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Boyfriend [25/m] dislikes when i [20/f] dont have my fringe down and is very vocal about itquote:The title sums it up perfectly I have a small kind of square-ish forehead and ''meaty'' lower face. When i have my side fringe down and it covers one of my eyebrows, it kind of makes my lower half of the face huge. Because of that I like to have it pined up 1/2 of the time. I like my fringe and I've had it for the past 4 or 5years. However I sometimes think I look better without it so I pin it up.
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Chomp8645 posted:??? Did your brain completely gloss over the "she constantly wears heels that make her taller than me" thing or are you just being pedantic?
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loquacius posted:How does the kind of guy who gets divorced over cheating 5 times in his life manage to find 6 women who are willing to marry him they're just all suckers with NO SELF-ESTEEM
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 18:00 |
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Jack Trades posted:What do you think the robbers will decide to do with your hypothetical wife and kids after they have shot you? The same thing they would have done if I ran away?
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Boyfriend [25/m] dislikes when i [20/f] dont have my fringe down and is very vocal about it I didn't know bangs were called fringes outside of North America. Learn something new everyday.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 18:01 |
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I love heels that put me up over 6 feet
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WampaLord posted:Did your brain completely gloss over the "she constantly wears heels that make her taller than me" thing or are you just being pedantic? You know I misread the title. Thought it was "shorter than my girlfriend and she wears heels". My bad.
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Hi guys, I have a face built like a bulldogs and my boyfriend gets upset when I accentuate my hideous jowls, what to do!?!?!
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Glenn Quebec posted:The same thing they would have done if I ran away? You should read that thing someone posted last page about the FBI guy's advice.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 18:03 |
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I like shoes that make life more difficult, and that's why I invented Puma's new Iron Maiden line
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china bot posted:I like shoes that make life more difficult, and that's why I invented Puma's new Iron Maiden line One of my wife's high school friends had a story from college where she put on some of those bondage heels with the padlocks on them and lost the key
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 18:15 |
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Lol at "meaty lower face" also these stories are starting to make feel like I'm entirely too uncritical of minor aspects of girls appearances
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 18:17 |
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I love when the ages are omitted and I get to play "child or manchild"
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 18:20 |
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Well thanks thread now I gotta talk with my family about an insane hypothetical day break in and that FBI guy says to run and make sure it's okay. But I'd probably stand my ground and get murdered very easily
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My brother-in-law cheated on his 1st wife with his 2nd wife and our family hated my wife and I because we didn't go to the wedding. We were a little when he cheated on #2 and married #3. Also no one in the family speaks to him anymore.
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