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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I would put money on DJT openly insulting at least two female question askers at the debate.

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

nine-gear crow posted:

Probably won't matter because after that apology attack ad, Clinton is no doubt coming into the debate loaded for bear and with all the safeties off.

Yep, I just watched the official apology and he can't even pull off a mea culpa without adding a spurious attack on Clinton

Since Trump is already officially on the ballot of states that have already passed their deadline for registering nominees, even if he were to drop out wouldn't that mean those states would be uncontested for Clinton?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Hillary is going to Pence the hell out of Donald. Just stand behind her podium trying to make perfect reaction gifs.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Hilary is going to lunge at this so hard in next tuesday's debate that Trump's meltdowns will register on the ritcher scale.

And buddy, karmic cannot even describe it! :allears:

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
Reminder Trump tried to do a dry run of this, with only friendly questions, and he made it 30 minutes before ducking out.

gregday
May 23, 2003

Grouchio posted:

Hilary is going to lunge at this so hard in next tuesday's debate that Trump's meltdowns will register on the ritcher scale.

And buddy, karmic cannot even describe it! :allears:

I have good news for you. The debate is Sunday.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Grouchio posted:

Hilary is going to lunge at this so hard in next tuesday's debate that Trump's meltdowns will register on the ritcher scale.

And buddy, karmic cannot even describe it! :allears:
Tuesday? Hell the debate's on Sunday. Trump has all of 48 hours to turnaround from this to the second debate.

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Finishing his drink, Rafael Edward Cruz reaches for the whisky bottle to pour himself another.
"I could have been president..." He mumbles.
Finding the bottle empty, he throws it against the wall, shattering it like his dreams. He collapses into his hands, sobbing to a loop of "grab her by the pussy" playing over and over.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/784579146739552256

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
Hey so I've been avoiding following the election too much because I'm absolutely terrified of Donald Trump winning and the first four years of my child's life being in 'Donald Trump's America'. I'm a little more comfortable with the odds of him not winning after this though.

My question is, who should I follow on twitter to really enjoy the final month of this election

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

StrixNebulosa posted:

It's simply not possible for him to salvage his career, name, brand, anything at this point. It's glorious!

I await most eagerly the day that the name TRUMP is forcibly pulled off every last building, golf course, resort, casino, and miscellaneous piece of real estate once owned by the vestigial Trump empire by its new owners after the final fall. The national scouring and unpersoning of Donald John Trump is going to be amazing.

Like that moment in Return of the Jedi when they rip down the giant statue of Palpatine in front of the Imperial Palace.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

trash person posted:

My question is, who should I follow on twitter to really enjoy the final month of this election

Donald Trump

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Crazy Ted posted:

Tuesday? Hell the debate's on Sunday. Trump has all of 48 hours to turnaround from this to the second debate.

Yup - and he just wasted an entire day today responding to these scandals, when he could have been using that time to prepare for the debate instead!

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Chaffetz with the truthbombs on CNN.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

DaveWoo posted:

Yup - and he just wasted an entire day today responding to these scandals, when he could have been using that time to prepare for the debate instead!

Let's be real: He was never going to use it for that.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

DaveWoo posted:

Yup - and he just wasted an entire day today responding to these scandals, when he could have been using that time to prepare for the debate instead!

actually i think you'll find he spent the entire time not responding and letting the media do it for them

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

nine-gear crow posted:

I await most eagerly the day that the name TRUMP is forcibly pulled off every last building, golf course, resort, casino, and miscellaneous piece of real estate once owned by the vestigial Trump empire by its new owners after the final fall. The national scouring and unpersoning of Donald John Trump is going to be amazing.

The only favor I Ask of life is that he's alive when it happens.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

cult member at airport posted:

It's October 8th. One month til election day.

Can someone make a Majora's Mask "Dawn of the nth Day, m hours remain" counter thing for the whole month? tia.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

trash person posted:

Hey so I've been avoiding following the election too much because I'm absolutely terrified of Donald Trump winning and the first four years of my child's life being in 'Donald Trump's America'. I'm a little more comfortable with the odds of him not winning after this though.

My question is, who should I follow on twitter to really enjoy the final month of this election

Owen Ellickson's "Trump Leaks" have been hilarious and seem to be ramping up.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

trash person posted:

Hey so I've been avoiding following the election too much because I'm absolutely terrified of Donald Trump winning and the first four years of my child's life being in 'Donald Trump's America'. I'm a little more comfortable with the odds of him not winning after this though.

My question is, who should I follow on twitter to really enjoy the final month of this election

https://twitter.com/esembrat/lists/tiny-hands-feelers

It's a goon-made collection of Trump-covering reporters and commentators and tends to be excellent.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

The biggest thing is, he's behind by more than Romney lost the election by. He's losing in just about every battleground again. And this time there's 30 days, exactly, until he's out of time. Every day wasted is a not-insignificant fraction of the remainder of the election.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

ewe2 posted:

Chaffetz with the truthbombs on CNN.

Everyone has a first

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/784624718561312768

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Absolutely none of his defenders seem to get the problem isn't the lewdness, it's the boasting about 'my fame allows me to sexually assault people' bit.

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors



You ever hear what those black people say about cops? All lives matter.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Holy poo poo

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Night10194 posted:

The biggest thing is, he's behind by more than Romney lost the election by. He's losing in just about every battleground again. And this time there's 30 days, exactly, until he's out of time. Every day wasted is a not-insignificant fraction of the remainder of the election.

And Hillary's GotV machine and such mean the gap will probably be even wider than the polls show it to be, too. Barring a disaster of catastrophic proportions, it's not a question of if Hillary wins, but by how much, and how blue the final map will be.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

Night10194 posted:

The biggest thing is, he's behind by more than Romney lost the election by. He's losing in just about every battleground again. And this time there's 30 days, exactly, until he's out of time. Every day wasted is a not-insignificant fraction of the remainder of the election.

Yep this is why anyone who follows PEC will likely see Clinton's win % go up by a point every 4-5 days until election day when it sits at 99% (I don't think it will ever say 100% just by definition). At this point every day that goes by makes Trump's job harder. Today multiplied that by a lot.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

trash person posted:

Hey so I've been avoiding following the election too much because I'm absolutely terrified of Donald Trump winning and the first four years of my child's life being in 'Donald Trump's America'. I'm a little more comfortable with the odds of him not winning after this though.

My question is, who should I follow on twitter to really enjoy the final month of this election

Owen Ellickson @onlxn

Real Time was an absolute fuckin' slaughter tonight, too. No Trump supporters, and none (or at least very little) of Bill Maher's typical nonsense.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

What are the odds a woman asks Trump a question and instead of answering it he tries to complement her in the worst way possible in the debate?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Is this a parody twitter account or is someone literally that stupid?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
GOP... It's nearing 3 am... Do you know where your candidate and his phone are?

This has been a public service announcement from the super pac Goons Only Asking Trump's Social-media Existence 'Xterminated

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Furnaceface posted:

Is this a parody twitter account or is someone literally that stupid?

Answer:

Night10194 posted:

Absolutely none of his defenders seem to get the problem isn't the lewdness, it's the boasting about 'my fame allows me to sexually assault people' bit.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I'm so excited for Trump to, after waiting all night pretending to sleep, sneaks out and grabs his phone and starts tweeting hot takes left and right.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

DaveWoo posted:

Yup - and he just wasted an entire day today responding to these scandals, when he could have been using that time to prepare for the debate instead!
It took him twelve whole hours to come up with a video apology that looked like he was reading off cue cards in front of a blue screen in a nuclear bunker.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Furnaceface posted:

Is this a parody twitter account or is someone literally that stupid?

I think it's cognitive dissonance combined with a paralyzing fear of someone other than a white man being their nominal "leader."

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

bobjr posted:

What are the odds a woman asks Trump a question and instead of answering it he tries to complement her in the worst way possible in the debate?

Listen, ok look, you're a beautiful woman. Woman- is it ok if I call you that? I want you to be happy.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
https://twitter.com/hughhewitt/status/784625727446589440

I need Robby Mook to tell me what else they ahve on Trump because, uh, how much worse can it really loving be?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

That's because they view sexual assault, at its most serious, as a property crime against whatever man the woman happens to belong to (husband or father, of course). Rather like someone spraying graffiti or keying a car. Just another window into how completely loving bent they are.

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

Reminder Trump tried to do a dry run of this, with only friendly questions, and he made it 30 minutes before ducking out.
He's going to gas out like Roman Reigns even if he does, somehow, perhaps by direct intervention of Satanic power, do well for that first third.

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