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canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/TicTacUSA/status/784831611531436032

This been posted yet?

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DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud

this is insanely good

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Crazy Ted posted:

What if he told them to all vote third-party? He could gently caress over the GOP twice over: they lose big and then get competition in the major party group.

He'd never tell people to vote third party. He is barely cognizant of there being third party candidates. He is either going to verbally or physically attack Hillary or he is going to use the debate to tell people not to vote for him in the election so that when he gets a record all time low amoutn of vote he can say it's because everybody loves him and listened to what he told them to do.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I'm so glad the bottle of election day bourbon I bought is going to be drunk in celebration, not suicide

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kD-OVo5NA
DIO is Trump, in case that wasn't obvious

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




From one of my friends on facebook:

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

The debate tomorrow is going to be loving insane isn't it?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Minimalist Program posted:

He'd never tell people to vote third party. He is barely cognizant of there being third party candidates.
ACTUALLY...he dabbled with a presidential run with the Reform Party in the late 1990's. He knows fully-well about alternative parties.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Crazy Ted posted:

What if he told them to all vote third-party? He could gently caress the GOP twice over: they lose big and then get competition in the major party group.

They aren't enough third parties for the down ticket races for that

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

ImpAtom posted:

The debate tomorrow is going to be loving insane isn't it?

I'm genuinely not sure how Clinton should prepare. I'm sure she'll kill him, but I don't actually know what will happen in the details.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

ImpAtom posted:

The debate tomorrow is going to be loving insane isn't it?

I wish there was a bookmaker who gave odds on what kind of thing Donald might pull:

a: physical altercation with audience member

b: physical altercation with hillary

c: flip somebody the bird

d: tell his supports not to vote or participate in the election

e: bring up Bill's affairs

f: Call bill clinton a rapist

g: say "I didn't say that" more than 25 times and less than 35 times.

etc.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Night10194 posted:

I'm genuinely not sure how Clinton should prepare. I'm sure she'll kill him, but I don't actually know what will happen in the details.

I admit I don't know how you prepare for a pissed-off Trump who wants revenge.

"Mr. Trump, how do you think we should go about bringing jobs back to America?" "Well, Janice, I think BILL CLINTON IS A loving RAPIST."

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Night10194 posted:

I'm genuinely not sure how Clinton should prepare. I'm sure she'll kill him, but I don't actually know what will happen in the details.

She needs to prepare for anything between dopey mexico Trump and 48 hour coke bender Trump

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

Scott Walker is on Paul Ryan's thing today, he's already begun stressing the importance of down-ticket voting. No mention of Trump. lol

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Minimalist Program posted:

I wish there was a bookmaker who gave odds on what kind of thing Donald might pull:

a: physical altercation with audience member

b: physical altercation with hillary

c: flip somebody the bird

d: tell his supports not to vote or participate in the election

e: bring up Bill's affairs

f: Call bill clinton a rapist

g: say "I didn't say that" more than 25 times and less than 35 times.

etc.

I'd hate to be the sucker who bets against f happening.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


just lolling constantly at all of this.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
TeleprompterTrump is the worst trump because the dude is just insanely bad at that thing where you read stuff you read out loud as you go.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

VikingofRock posted:

From one of my friends on facebook:



:trumppop:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
TeleTrump is the rarest and worst Trump to show up in your POTUSmon Go game.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Night10194 posted:

I'm genuinely not sure how Clinton should prepare. I'm sure she'll kill him, but I don't actually know what will happen in the details.
At this point I think her greatest challenge will be not just bursting into laughter to the point where she collapses.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Endorph posted:

the dark timeline where the gop lose the house and the senate?

The dark timeline where a white nationalist reality TV star is actually a major party candidate.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Lets see if Paul Ryan says anything


Nope, he deflects

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

The Glumslinger posted:

Lets see if Paul Ryan says anything


Nope, he deflects

He's playing the long game here, where he tries to pretend The Donald doesn't exist.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

SubponticatePoster posted:

At this point I think her greatest challenge will be not just bursting into laughter to the point where she collapses.

It reminds me of the time I watched a white belt freak out and flail around a ton while he was trying to learn to spar from a black belt and the guy had to be a little careful while he calmed him down so he didn't catch a random foot to the face.

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


This cannot possibly be real life

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


Yes, and as funny as it is for Tic Tac to denounce Trump I've always hated it when companies try to get in on topical discussion in a clear attempt to score revenue

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

This is the goddamn second time in this election a candy has distanced itself from Donald Trump.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:

This cannot possibly be real life
Easy come, easy go / pussy grab / Tic Tac says no

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Night10194 posted:

It reminds me of the time I watched a white belt freak out and flail around a ton while he was trying to learn to spar from a black belt and the guy had to be a little careful while he calmed him down so he didn't catch a random foot to the face.

"There are some things that can beat smartness and foresight? Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot."

Mark Twain knew.

edit:

FactsAreUseless posted:

Easy come, easy go / pussy grab / Tic Tac says no

These are just distractions
Facts don't really matter to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
to meeeeeeeee

edrith
Apr 10, 2013

Minimalist Program posted:

I wish there was a bookmaker who gave odds on what kind of thing Donald might pull:

a: physical altercation with audience member

b: physical altercation with hillary

c: flip somebody the bird

d: tell his supports not to vote or participate in the election

e: bring up Bill's affairs

f: Call bill clinton a rapist

g: say "I didn't say that" more than 25 times and less than 35 times.

etc.

i'm sure predictit will have something up within the next couple of hours

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

FactsAreUseless posted:

Easy come, easy go / pussy grab / Tic Tac says no

This is delightful.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Le Saboteur posted:

This is the goddamn second time in this election a candy has distanced itself from Donald Trump.

What was the first?

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

The SS is going to have to taze him tomorrow and it will be great.

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

The Glumslinger posted:

What was the first?

Skittles, I think?

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
The circular logic required for these loving evangelicals to continue to back trump is giving me a schadenfreude overdose. Bonus question: If Hillary is responsible for whatever Bill allegedly did, then why aren't they calling for Melania's head? Oh wait... I already know that :allbuttons:

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

The Glumslinger posted:

What was the first?

Skittles, after Jr decided to drag them into a refugee comparison.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

edrith posted:

i'm sure predictit will have something up within the next couple of hours

ELECTION PROFIT MAKING

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

The Glumslinger posted:

What was the first?

Skittles for the equating of Skittles to Syrian refugees.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
It begins

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/784846372428128257

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Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Trump not backing out is honestly his best shot at staying in business for a little longer. He doesn't want to be called a quitter or a loser - but when he loses this election, he will say he didn't lose because he wasn't good enough, it'll be due to voter fraud, the GOPe, and minorities. He will throw so much blame that it'd take days of tweeting to fill out his list.

"I didn't fail them, they failed me."

I sincerely believe that this election is going to hurt his business in a big way, and he probably knows that. He's more business than politics, and wants to keep his brand strong.

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