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Dr. Killjoy posted:This thread a few days ago: Good name/post combo
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Krinkle posted:
so curious what this was
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Oct 9, 2016 08:25
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Haier posted:She brought her own snacks, toilet paper, water, and powerbank. loving lmao Haier your stories are getting weirder and weirder. I mean, it's China so they're still entirely believable, but still...
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Oct 9, 2016 08:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYfb4UX6dT0
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Oct 9, 2016 09:34
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so disappointing
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Oct 9, 2016 10:22
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Fauxtool posted:a korean guy i worked for told me pink nipples were the loving hottest. ocrumsprug posted:When you first started this story I was almost going to ask how, in a country with zero sex-ed, you were able to have a functional FWB negotiation upfront. If I had to compare it, China is very Victorian in a lot of ways about sex. The men are seen as insatiable animals, obsessed with their virility and penile strength that the deaths of 1000 rhinos has provided. Women are seen as not very interested in sex and it's shameful for them to display it unless the lights are off and nobody knows. Women aren't supposed to have their own wants, needs, likes, and dislikes in their sexuality. They take what is given and that's that. Men can have side-girls, prostitutes, mistresses, one night stands, massage parlor trips, but women are meant to be pure and stay at home and wait.. Even if they hate that and don't want to at all. This is where, IMO, a lot of Chinese guys get really angry when they see foreign guys with Chinese girls. We are obviously polluting their minds and forcing them to break culture and corrupting them forever. One of my friends last week told me that, in her opinion, it's because Chinese guys are losing face by having a girl they don't even know go after a non-Chinese guy. It shames them like crazy. "Shouldn't the whore be satisfied with her own men? How loving dare she do what she wants and goes after her personal desire. She's a traitor. If I had a white girl I.... well, I would be king of the jungle. Imagine how much Face I would gain! Holy poo poo! Nobody would question how amazing I am." On top if this is the constant reminder that the stereotype and rumors of foreigner = pornstar-size dicks being packed on every single of us, thanks in part to not being able to watch domestic porn, shames them double and she must obviously be a whore that likes big dicks. When Poop Girl's old boss found out she was going out with whitie, he sat her in his office and explained for an hour how horrible all white people are (really pushing the America hate, because I am American) and how she absolutely must find a local Chinese guy who will be good to her. This guy had been married multiple times and cheated on his wives like he got paid to do it. I've talked to plenty of women who are very curious to go out with a non-Chinese, but have heard soooo many bad things that she just couldn't ever trust a non-Chinese person to treat her properly. That's when the typical excuses of "We have different cultures" come in. Women here are trained from birth to get an end-result to a relationship. She can't just go and get a guy to fulfill her personal needs or desires. She has to get something out of it. Men are supposed to be providers and give them an easy life, a house, and a car to raise their kids with. It's burned into their brains. There are a lot of women out there who want to have some fun, or just have a boyfriend for the sake of not being alone every night, but they are also pushed to get an end-result. It's shameful to not be doing this. They will get judged by friends, family, and coworkers, even if everyone is wishing they could do the same. Because of this, I often hear "You foreigners are more open," which translates to "You're not going to put me down because of what I want to do." A Chinese guy might be willing to try, but he'll also judge her for it. There's no way he could ever accept a woman doing the exact same thing he is doing. The only women I've met who are truly willing to try something short or simple (and not just white-guy chasers from clubs/bars or doing it as a job) are ones where you or she are leaving the area soon and can let it go away naturally, or women in relationships or marriages. Of course, they won't tell you they are not single, but wait until they "tried the foreigner" to let you know you just helped them commit adultery. I would say more than half of the Chinese women I have been on dates with or taken home are cheaters and hide this. I talked to one for a month and then the second we were done she started crying about how she now felt guilty for doing this to her boyfriend, that I had no idea existed the entire time we were talking. There's a lot more to it, but I think the dynamics here are all screwed up. They need a sexual revolution at some point, so that women can find their own happiness without having to resort to tricks or forced marriages. Some woman added me on Tantan a few days ago. She lives like 600M from me and works too much. Her parents got divorced, so her mom thought it was a good idea to forcibly move in with her adult daughter. Now she says there's no way she get a boyfriend or go out at night because her mom sits at home all day and questions everything. She wanted to know if she could come to my house for a release every once in a while. Thanks to the Mongol I think there's no way this will go well. If this were the US I'd be okay with it, but in China it seems too dangerous. Something I always like to do is tell Chinese girls my horror stories about other Chinese girls. I always get one of two responses: 1) "I am so embarrassed for my country,: and 2) "That's what happens. All Chinese girls are like this." Tl;dr: FWB is possible, but most Chinese women are culturally and mentally unprepared to detach their feelings and simply have a guy for the sake of enjoyment because it seems wrong on every level they were forced to believe in. Unless he's poor. Then use him and dump him. Poor people aren't people.
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Oct 9, 2016 10:51
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Haier posted:wisdom please write a book
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Oct 9, 2016 11:00
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ladron posted:please write a book Pre-sales from this forum alone would fund it.
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Oct 9, 2016 11:18
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LOL, posting dumb poo poo on here is where it belongs. I just remembered my best China reason a woman ended all contact with me. I knew her since last year and we were talking about the next time we would meet again. When I arrived this time, my boss's daughter owns a really cute hamster that is super friendly and likes to chill in your hands. I took some time to find a new apartment, staying in the spare office, so I ended up hanging with this hamster all time. My boss kept the hamster there since her daughter was too much of a space case to take care of it, so I have become the part-time owner of this adorable little thing. My boss lets me take her back to my place (the hamster) sometimes when she's going to be uncared for over the weekend or a long holiday. The woman was wanting to come to my place, but first she asked: Her: "Is that loving rat going to be there?" Me: "Hamster? Maybe. She's great. You'll like her a lot." Her: "I hate rats!" Me: "She's not a rat. She's very sweet." Her: "I can't believe you're so old and sleeping in a room with a loving rat." Me: "Just sometimes because she needs to be fed and cared for. You sleep in bed with a poodle every night, so who cares?" Her: "You are so disgusting. I hate rats. You will become like a rat." Me: "Ok" That was it. She deleted me. Hamster is way better at hanging anyway, and she goes crazy for corn flakes. Every other girl has gone crazy over hamster and thinks she's the best thing ever.
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Oct 9, 2016 12:09
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ladron posted:please write a book A proper pen name would be needed. POWER KHAN. A kickstarter maybe?
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Oct 9, 2016 12:12
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Haier posted:Hamster Pics or it didn't happen.
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Oct 9, 2016 12:36
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Put me down for a preorder please Power Khan
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Oct 9, 2016 12:44
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Haier posted:
If it was that we'll behaved it was probably a gerbil.
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Oct 9, 2016 14:22
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seriously just stop trawling the muck with weixin lookaround and tantan and youll meet normal girls http://www.data360.org/pdf/20070416064139.Global%20Sex%20Survey.pdf In other news, Durex survey shows that Chinese people were the lease sexually satisfied globally in 2005. good times
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Oct 9, 2016 14:25
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Power Khan: Face with benefits
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Oct 9, 2016 14:44
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LentThem posted:the lease sexually satisfied globally millions of hookers can't be wrong
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Oct 9, 2016 14:46
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LentThem posted:seriously just stop trawling the muck with weixin lookaround and tantan and youll meet normal girls Actually, don't. This is the best these threads have been since pig riding.
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Oct 9, 2016 15:00
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The big secret to life that a lot of people never get is that normal people are rare. Also often very boring.
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Oct 9, 2016 15:05
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Bum the Sad posted:Pics or it didn't happen. ladron posted:millions of hookers can't be wrong LentThem posted:seriously just stop trawling the muck with weixin lookaround and tantan and youll meet normal girls 
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Oct 9, 2016 15:05
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Oct 9, 2016 17:44
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Oct 9, 2016 17:45
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this is china in a single perfect gif
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Oct 9, 2016 17:50
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Jeoh posted:this is china in a single perfect gif so perfect it can't be real, like seeing a three wolves/fedora combo in the wild
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Oct 9, 2016 17:54
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I'm kinda sad Mongol Girl went from best girl ever to awful possessive liar in the span of 2 pages, but that's the kind of wild rides that make the china thread enjoyable.
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Oct 9, 2016 18:25
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Most of these gifs are staged its the big thing in China
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Oct 9, 2016 18:25
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Haier posted:She lives like 600M from me and works too much. Her parents got divorced, so her mom thought it was a good idea to forcibly move in with her adult daughter. Now she says there's no way she get a boyfriend or go out at night because her mom sits at home all day and questions everything. Most Chinese parents are incredibly selfish and will happily destroy their Child's happiness and even future for short-term gain, which I think is a fitting metaphor for their economy and society as a whole.
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Oct 9, 2016 19:05
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Sheep-Goats posted:That's not the issue. The issue is the adventure pants, nerd themed t-shirt, gumbrown hiking shoes, the loving Subaru Forester. Other then the nerd shirts, all of this poo poo rules though?!?!
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Oct 9, 2016 19:21
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Vegetable posted:Most of these gifs are staged its the big thing in China goddamn it even their funny meme gifs are loving fake
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Oct 9, 2016 19:51
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Blistex posted:Most Chinese parents are incredibly selfish and will happily destroy their Child's happiness and even future for short-term gain, which I think is a fitting metaphor for their economy and society as a whole. That's not limited to China though.
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Oct 9, 2016 22:29
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I can't stop watching this
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Oct 9, 2016 23:04
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Vegetable posted:Most of these gifs are staged its the big thing in China The woman almost bashes her head on a rock, I'm not too sure this is fake. I'm sure some people want it to be, though
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Oct 9, 2016 23:05
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everytime "china isnt that bad" its actually worse
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Oct 9, 2016 23:48
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Blistex posted:Most Chinese parents are incredibly selfish and will happily destroy their Child's happiness and even future for short-term gain, which I think is a fitting metaphor for their economy and society as a whole. Jeoh posted:this is china in a single perfect gif bongwizzard posted:Other then the nerd shirts, all of this poo poo rules though?!?!
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Oct 10, 2016 03:15
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The Great Autismo! posted:The woman almost bashes her head on a rock, I'm not too sure this is fake. I'm sure some people want it to be, though yes, here I am just randomly filming a corn field, and , lo!, people arrive walking a bike and choose to mount it directly in front of me! what a grand coincidence! And then he knocked her off then fell himself, in his comical inscrutable way. Jocularity, I say! edit: Haier posted:They believe, or at least try to believe, that two objects can occupy the exact same space at the exact same time. I used to only think only koreans failed basic physics
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Oct 10, 2016 03:15
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Oct 10, 2016 03:36
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Good. He deserves it.
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Oct 10, 2016 03:43
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Chinar boss, not content with occupying two bus parking spots, tells his employees to protect his car with the buses not in use.
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Oct 10, 2016 03:55
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-37601132quote:Chinese wine-tasters have won a taste test in France, in what organisers call "a thunderbolt in the wine world". But then it links to this: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-23943693 quote:When the European Union raised tariffs on Chinese solar panels earlier this year, China said it would investigate complaints from Chinese wine producers about the "dumping" of European wine on the Chinese market. For many it was news that China made wine at all. But it does - of widely varying quality.
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Oct 10, 2016 04:35
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The Great Autismo! posted:The woman almost bashes her head on a rock, I'm not too sure this is fake. I'm sure some people want it to be, though As if that doesn't mean it's staged "Don't worry about this, just fall about right here, it's a stream, what could happen"
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The best part of the mongol story was her taking an enormous 3 am dump. Lmao
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