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Lockback posted:The dark side of tinder. Legit hosed up and literally theft. I'd have gone to the police immediately; she might as well have taken a fistful of hundreds out of your wallet, but this seems even worse.
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I liked this one.quote:We've been together for almost two years. She works from home doing editing, but most of her time is spent with her dogs. She is a working owner (I guess, I don't know the lingo) with two belgian shepherds and two sighthounds. She gets up around 4 every morning to run them and then takes the belgians to a nearby farm to herd. Basically the rest of the day she spends hiking and going to classes and stuff with them.
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I've never owned a dog and have barely tried to help my expert dog owner girlfriend with her four, but I watched a documentary about the iditarod and I tooootally want a huskie!!! Why doesn't my bitch of a girlfriend want me to move a fifth difficult dog in whose care will inevitably get foisted onto her when I get bored of dog ownership after 3 months???
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Oct 10, 2016 19:33
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I liked this one. The dogs are the boyfriend. He is the side action. Also lol at "a little hobby" that is the central focus of her life and consumes most of her time.
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shut up blegum posted:My first guess here is she's a dancer or something? I don't know why though.
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Regulation Size posted:Legit hosed up and literally theft. I'd have gone to the police immediately; she might as well have taken a fistful of hundreds out of your wallet, but this seems even worse. Yeah and considering he knows her numbers it's not like he can't get her tracked down for this. Regulation Size posted:The dogs are the boyfriend. He is the side action. Yeah that guy doesn't seem to understand what's going on. She clearly uses her dogs for essentially a career and life, that isn't a hobby. She doesn't want a dog that'd do nothing for her be foisted on her, and the whole "fall in love after I get it" is literally the worst argument. C-SPAN Caller fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Oct 10, 2016 |
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Oct 10, 2016 19:37
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Bamabalacha posted:I'm going to guess comedy, maybe some kind of touring show? I worked for Second City in college and the comedians/everyone who worked there was evenly split between "horrible pile of autism who will never touch a member of the sex they are attracted to" and "everyone bones each other with maximum drama". Nah, I'm guessing some sort of circus/areial/cirque du soeilel related thing.
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Regulation Size posted:The dogs are the boyfriend. He is the side action. Her husband is 4 dogs in an overcoat.
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quote:(when my gf is there. I had to dogsit for a day once and forgot to exercise them and it was really scary because the belgians got wild and destroyed a bunch of stuff and were biting near my face and throwing toys at me. She hasn't let me dogsit since but we've moved passed it). That poor girl.
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lol"hobby" Also, SHE'S TOTALLY NOT CRAZY GUYS. When you have to qualify your statements with something like that, yeahhhhhh she cray
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Oct 10, 2016 19:40
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Yeah and considering he knows her numbers it's not like he can't get her tracked down for this. If the puppies aren't old enough to crawl out of a dog bed, they are still nursing infants. Their eyes probably aren't even open yet, much less weaned and ready to start doing normal dog stuff. She is probably gonna end up killing this puppy if he doesn't/didn't pursue the matter loving immediately.
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Oct 10, 2016 19:43
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My neighbor growing up had two huskies that she barely took care of that attacked our terrier when they got out of their fenced area. Huskies are a high energy high maintenance dog that need a lot of care and are not a good herding or hunting working dog, they drive sleds in winter conditions. So unless they're in Alaska their use as a breed is zero. Also they shed a fuckton all year round if you don't live in a frozen hellscape.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Nah, I'm guessing some sort of circus/areial/cirque du soeilel related thing. If that's the case, it's even worse for the boyfriend. Way less autism and craaaaaazy sex.
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Regulation Size posted:If the puppies aren't old enough to crawl out of a dog bed, they are still nursing infants. Their eyes probably aren't even open yet, much less weaned and ready to start doing normal dog stuff. She is probably gonna end up killing this puppy if he doesn't/didn't pursue the matter loving immediately. Wouldn't be shocked to be honest if after stealing the puppy it died on her and now she's avoiding him thinking the problem will go away and he didn't react quick enough.
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Wouldn't be shocked to be honest if after stealing the puppy it died on her and now she's avoiding him thinking the problem will go away and he didn't react quick enough. Ugh. 
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Oct 10, 2016 19:47
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I don't think she sounds crazy, she just doesn't want to commit to taking care of a fifth dog for a decade with absolutely no thought being put into it at all. The OP sounds like an idiot who never thinks ahead longer than a month. In the comments he already deleted one where he wrote asking how he can convince her that "she wouldn't have all the responsibility", ie, still admitting she'd have some. It's like buying a tuba on a whim when you live with a professional symphony musician, only you gave up on day one when you tried to learn the violin, and the tuba is a living breathing creature that dies if you don't play it twice a day.
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Oct 10, 2016 19:49
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Wouldn't be shocked to be honest if after stealing the puppy it died on her and now she's avoiding him thinking the problem will go away and he didn't react quick enough. That's a bummer to think about 
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Oct 10, 2016 19:50
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why won't she let me impulse buy this dog? but mommmm!!!!
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't think she sounds crazy, she just doesn't want to commit to taking care of a fifth dog for a decade with absolutely no thought being put into it at all. The OP sounds like an idiot who never thinks ahead longer than a month. In the comments he already deleted one where he wrote asking how he can convince her that "she wouldn't have all the responsibility", ie, still admitting she'd have some. She doesn't sound crazy at all, it sounds like she makes a small amount of income raising working dogs that help with herding, which can make a decent chunk of change as well. It's still incredibly revealing that he called that a "small little hobby" and then posted about how training 4 working dogs and keeping them healthy is just fun and shenanigans. Well taken and bred working dogs are minted gold since they're still incredibly useful when herding cattle and are difficult to raise.
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Oct 10, 2016 19:53
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bone app the teeth posted:why won't she let me impulse buy this dog? but mommmm!!!! He should hook up with the dog stealer girl, their impulses would work together great! Meanwhile cool duck dog tinder guy and dog raising girl should hook up on their love of raising dogs and not being children about them
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Oct 10, 2016 19:54
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Lockback posted:The dark side of tinder. Somehow the post is already deleted and locked. Guess the guy must be calling the cops now or its fake?
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Oct 10, 2016 19:59
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La Brea Carpet posted:Nah, I'm guessing some sort of circus/areial/cirque du soeilel related thing. That was my guess too, circus/specifically cirque du soleil since they said it was like "the biggest company in the field"
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Jeffnote: I am a chosen person and thus allowed to laugh at this. It sounds totally serious and the poster even acknowledged it sounded like a joke. I [27F] want to get Jewish genetic testing with my husband [29M] before we get pregnant. All he seems to care about is how much it costs.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:That was my guess too, circus/specifically cirque du soleil since they said it was like "the biggest company in the field" Next Post: My [23M] GF [23F] cheated on me with a flexible, effete French Clown.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeffnote: I am a chosen person and thus allowed to laugh at this. It sounds totally serious and the poster even acknowledged it sounded like a joke. This goyim is about to get his cover blown wide open. Isn't 23andMe like, $30 or something? Dial-a-Dog posted:That was my guess too, circus/specifically cirque du soleil since they said it was like "the biggest company in the field" My money's on the WWE. She has to move to Florida and start gettin' some serious mat time. im cute fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Oct 10, 2016 |
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Oct 10, 2016 20:08
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeffnote: I am a chosen person and thus allowed to laugh at this. It sounds totally serious and the poster even acknowledged it sounded like a joke. What is "Jewish genetic testing" and what does it have to do with pregnancy? Are they afraid that religion will spread to their kids genetically? I'm dumb. Someone explain this to me.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeffnote: I am a chosen person and thus allowed to laugh at this. It sounds totally serious and the poster even acknowledged it sounded like a joke. That's a good Jewish joke. Short and to the point.
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Regulation Size posted:This goyim is about to get his cover blown wide open. Isn't 23andMe like, $30 or something? The genetic testing for Jewish parents can get really specific as you are testing for a handful of diseases that crop up more frequently in that population. You have to go to a genetic counselor and then they send off the test. It's probably very pricey. Also if you ever study genetic disorders you end up studying a great number of fairly rare diseases that are "of higher incidence in the Jewish and Amish population." Edit to add: This is because they are fairly genetically isolated populations (a long history of only marrying/reproducing within a small group) which causes genetic defects to crop up more frequently.
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Jack Trades posted:What is "Jewish genetic testing" and what does it have to do with pregnancy? If two Jewish people have a baby, there's a possibility that the baby could be born with Tay sachs(?) which is not a pretty thing.
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Jack Trades posted:What is "Jewish genetic testing" and what does it have to do with pregnancy? Jewish people(specifically ashkenazi ones) only really married each other for hundreds of years so they have all sorts of genes that are mostly only present in that population. There are some that have persisted because they are beneficial in heterozygotes and harmful only in homozygotes. Common side effects include sitcom writing and death in childhood.
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HardDiskD posted:Surely if she's a dancer on tour why would she be 5 days a week away but not on the weekends. I don't know. La Brea Carpet posted:Nah, I'm guessing some sort of circus/areial/cirque du soeilel related thing. Gosh, I really want to know what this person does for a living!
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La Brea Carpet posted:Also if you ever study genetic disorders you end up studying a great number of fairly rare diseases that are "of higher incidence in the Jewish and Amish population." 
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I thought the genetic test was some sort of "Test to see if you are actually Jewish by blood" thing that some particular sect cared about. The fact that it's a disease thing makes my "I don't think you actually need to test" joke fall a little flat.
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shut up blegum posted:I don't know. The post just says 4-5 days per week which could be Thursday through Monday for all we know. Comedy option is some sort of traveling evangelical revival show, but more likely a traveling theater troupe of some kind.
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The only occupations I know of that require you to be away for 4-5 days at a time and don't include a bunch of geeks having too much sex are, like, steamboat captain and medical guinea pig.
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La Brea Carpet posted:The post just says 4-5 days per week which could be Thursday through Monday for all we know. Comedy option is some sort of traveling evangelical revival show, but more likely a traveling theater troupe of some kind. Bimonthly Comedy evangelical orgies.
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Panfilo posted:Bimonthly Comedy evangelical orgies. Nailin' Jesus on the Cross Coming soon to a church near you.
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