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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Ken Bone said he's still undecited but was originally leaning towards Trump so I'm not sure how much I can trust him.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

The scrawny guy kinda looks like Febreeze

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Has anyone asked Ken Bone how he feels about touchdown celebrations?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
ken bone drives a sweet restored rx4 to auto shows and was already on the internet for that , he's rad as hell

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/scottgustin/status/785505893962113024

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly




quote:

“I had a really nice olive suit, and my mother would have been very proud to see me wearing on television, but apparently I have gained about 30 pounds,” Bone told Carol Costello Monday morning. “And when I went to get in my car the morning of the debate I split the seat of my pants all the way open. So the red sweater is plan B. I’m glad it worked out.”


Okay, which one of you is Ken Bone?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


https://twitter.com/CNN/status/785489769929273344


Holy poo poo this pimp.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Ken Bone is the leader this country needs.

#KenBoneThePresidency

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
for real check out his ride

http://www.speedhunters.com/2016/01/mazda-rx4-the-beauty-of-rotary/

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

TheChirurgeon posted:

The thing is, the Giants' offseason moves could actually pay off, but it was always more likely to happen next year than this year, after the Dline gets time to play together, learn the defense, etc. But right now they only get pressure when they send the house at QBs, even when the other team has a poo poo Oline. Vernon has been their best D-lineman, for what it's worth*

Also, the secondary is still trash so they can't even get coverage sacks


*not $85M

it takes time to figure out that your fellow d lineman are ok with you getting sacks, true

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Ken Bone owns.

He should play linebacker.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
The Bills are 3-0 since firing Greg Roman

They're averaging 178 rushing yards a game (103 more than under Roman)

Defense: 12 points a game, 230 yards/game passing yards, 59.3% completion, 9 turnovers, and 12 sacks

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Look at that loving car. God drat Ken Bone owns.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Tunsil injured his ankle slipping in the shower Sunday morning :laffo:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


You are now entering The Bone Zone

FizFashizzle posted:

Tunsil injured his ankle slipping in the shower Sunday morning :laffo:


Gotta lay down those grippy flowers.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

TheChirurgeon posted:

N: Through the first five games of the season, the Giants have 4 sacks. On average, teams that pressure the QB get a sack 22.5% of the time. For the Giants, it's a league-low 7.1%.

V: Owns

The magic of free agency

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

The magic of free agency

It looks like Sammie Coates is turning out to be really good and I hate you.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

It looks like Sammie Coates is turning out to be really good and I hate you.

A receiver corps of AB, Sammie Coates, Martavis Bryant, Eli Rogers and DHB for 2017 sounds even better to me

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't think President Trump is going to legalize weed.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Hmm typical. Martavis was treating clinical depression with weed, but is in treatment and on the proper meds now. Insensitive bastard.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Hmm typical. Martavis was treating clinical depression with weed, but is in treatment and on the proper meds now. Insensitive bastard.

Maybe he just realized how much time he had to spend in Pittsburgh and they can do behavioral therapy

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/785545809681055744

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Maybe he just realized how much time he had to spend in Pittsburgh and they can do behavioral therapy

Too bad his contract tolls due to his suspension, now he gets an extra year here before going to Miami in FA

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jesus Christ

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/brock-osweiler-has-been-a-72-million-disaster-for-the-texans-100916

quote:

Osweiler is angling toward becoming Ryan Tannehill

oof

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

a new study bible! posted:

You are now entering The Bone Zone



Next week's title.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

A receiver corps of AB, Sammie Coates, Martavis Bryant, Eli Rogers and DHB for 2017 sounds even better to me

I like how you snuck DHB in there.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

CharlestheHammer posted:

I like how you snuck DHB in there.

Laugh all you want, but DHB has as many TDs as Edelman this year

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
AFC South Point Differentials

Titans: -9
Colts: -11
Texans: -22
Jaguars: -27

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Laugh all you want, but DHB has as many TDs as Edelman this year

More in fact.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

AFC South Point Differentials

Titans: -9
Colts: -11
Texans: -22
Jaguars: -27

NFC South:

Falcons +35
Buccs -51
Panthers -9
Saints -16

The Buccs differential is almost as bad as the bottom 3 AFC South teams combined.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Laugh all you want, but DHB has as many TDs as Edelman this year

Listen, Edelman is buried on the depth chart behind Hogan, who is a HOF caliber deep threat.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Grittybeard posted:

More in fact.

:thumbsup:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

AFC South Point Differentials

Titans: -9
Colts: -11
Texans: -22
Jaguars: -27

Now if we can get to number 1 in the standings

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
In case you missed Tyrod's Aaron Brooks moment.

https://twitter.com/FRANCHISESPORTZ/status/785219874230444032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

NFC South:

Falcons +35
Buccs -51
Panthers -9
Saints -16

The Buccs differential is almost as bad as the bottom 3 AFC South teams combined.

And we lost to them...how the fuq?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
The tribute to Muhammad Ali cleats that the NFL made Antonio Brown change out of on Sunday, despite conforming to the color rules had a clever quip on them that read:

"Float like a butterfly, sting like A.B."

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Laugh all you want, but DHB has as many TDs as Edelman this year

But he isnt nearly as scrappy.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Bucs are starting jacquizz at rb tonight :laffo:

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Lions three losses were by a combined 11 points, while their two wins were by a combined 5 points. Never a dull moment!

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