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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
This autumn...
Bridget Jones...
*vinyl scratch*
Is a baby?

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Honey, I shrunk Bridget Jones.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I wanted to downvote that video because I kept thinking Mike would redeem that Bridget Jones joke...but he hasn't.

I can wait Mike.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Bridget Jones: Corpse Bride

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Bridget Jones: Death by Childbirth

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Mike said he was gonna die in the next year so he'll die before he makes a good Bridget Jones' Baby joke.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
Bridget Jones: Geriatric Pregnancy

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Bridget Jones's Baby's Day Out.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Oct 10, 2016

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Bridget Jones fucks the pain away

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Bridget Jones V: the journey home

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Ka0 posted:

Bridget Jones V: the journey home

Bridget V Jones: Day Out of Baby

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
Bridget Jones 2: Electric Babyloo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Bridget v Baby: Dawn of Jones

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


What was that video before it went private?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Krinkle posted:

What was that video before it went private?

The newest HitB that went up this morning, no idea why they pulled it I haven't even had a chance to watch it yet.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

FedEx Mercury posted:

The newest HitB that went up this morning, no idea why they pulled it I haven't even had a chance to watch it yet.

it had audio sync issues so they fixed and reuploaded.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Capntastic posted:

Jay leans in close and puts his arm around his friend's shoulder.

"We're going to have a great day, friend. I'm glad we decided to not watch a movie today."

Mike then asks if Jay wants to talk about movies.

Jay says sure.

HALF IN THE BAGGGGGG

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
LMAO they're making another Jumanji.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

LMAO they're making another Jumanji.

Gotta find some way to make bank on Robin Williams' cold dead body

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
I caught up on an old episode and now I want to see a found footage horror movie with Thomas Edison.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

monster on a stick posted:

I caught up on an old episode and now I want to see a found footage horror movie with Thomas Edison.

I feel like this could be great but idk maybe just have the first twenty minutes be about thomas edison's old rear end camera footage and then have some BS explanation for shooting the rest of it like a normal movie just because it'd stop being funny real quick trying to explain how all Thomas's heavy rear end camera equipment got set up for every scene.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

reignofevil posted:

I feel like this could be great but idk maybe just have the first twenty minutes be about thomas edison's old rear end camera footage and then have some BS explanation for shooting the rest of it like a normal movie just because it'd stop being funny real quick trying to explain how all Thomas's heavy rear end camera equipment got set up for every scene.

Tesla invents a handicam 20 minutes in, the kids love Tesla, it'll make billions I tell ya!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't think it'd work as a full-length feature film, maybe as just a part of V/H/S 7 or something

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

reignofevil posted:

Mike then asks if Jay wants to talk about movies.

Jay says sure.

HALF IN THE BAGGGGGG

You took something pure and made it ugly

Don't let them talk about movies

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

Adam's Apple dot gif

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
gently caress movies

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

gently caress movies

Also known as porn.

HEEEEEEEEY!

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Paladinus posted:

Also known as porn.

HEEEEEEEEY!

Speaking of this I was looking into the Phantasm movies again since they have had important releases lately and uh apparently there's a Phantasm porn parody

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Light Gun Man posted:

Speaking of this I was looking into the Phantasm movies again since they have had important releases lately and uh apparently there's a Phantasm porn parody

The sphere - boobs gag wasn't enough?! :saddowns:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Light Gun Man posted:

Speaking of this I was looking into the Phantasm movies again since they have had important releases lately and uh apparently there's a Phantasm porn parody

Is it called Phangasm?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Wicker Man posted:

The sphere - boobs gag wasn't enough?! :saddowns:

Apparently not!

Paladinus posted:

Is it called Phangasm?

Yes.

The spheres are chrome truck nuts on strings.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Light Gun Man posted:

Yes.

The spheres are chrome truck nuts on strings.

Good.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Paladinus posted:

Is it called Phangasm?


Light Gun Man posted:

Yes.

The spheres are chrome truck nuts on strings.

Thank loving christ.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Yeah, modern porn parody names are shameful compared to old ones. Never watched either beyond funny trailers on youtube, but for some reason I am really concerned about the state of parody porn titles.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Kept waiting for these hack frauds to mention that Deadpool was the runaway ultra-mega-success of the year but they didn't because Disney paid them off to not speak positively about Fox-owned Marvel properties and also because it wasn't a summer movie.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I didn't like Deadpool and so every time I hear it was a gigantic success the cynical side of me gets very sad and feels like I am going to have to endure more of them.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I liked Deadpool, I'm glad it did well.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

I liked Deadpool, I'm glad it did well.

You..... Jerk! :argh:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

reignofevil posted:

I feel like this could be great but idk maybe just have the first twenty minutes be about thomas edison's old rear end camera footage and then have some BS explanation for shooting the rest of it like a normal movie just because it'd stop being funny real quick trying to explain how all Thomas's heavy rear end camera equipment got set up for every scene.

nah you just gotta use the clunky camera tech to establish the setting and characters and then conveniently pretend that he invented a brownie style film camera that a dumbass intern is shooting on

like that is actually a gold movie idea please do not steal!!!!

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

nigga crab pollock posted:

nah you just gotta use the clunky camera tech to establish the setting and characters and then conveniently pretend that he invented a brownie style film camera that a dumbass intern is shooting on

like that is actually a gold movie idea please do not steal!!!!

My edison fanfic involves like the main character in modern times (who is obviously the audience proxy) gets like sucked into the film reel and then he is seeing everything from edison's perspective.

Idk he gets killed or something in the last twenty minutes.

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