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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005



A really good idea (a forum that autobans you if you post the exact thing anyone has posted before, like "first!" or a lovely meme reply) that was instant ruined because it happened on 4chan and thus forced people to come up with new ways to be the worst people on the internet.

e: page 673 Brunei synpa

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Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

The Ken Bone comments are hilarious.

MountGeek
Apr 14, 2016

Alan Smithee posted:

Trump release the "I did not date my daughter in private" certificate

All he has to do is release it. If he does it's a forgery, if he doesn't he did it. It's only fair.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

gfsincere posted:

Your point?

He's calling you a sea man?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Samurai Sanders posted:

Yeah, I dunno what to do about the argument that he will be a good president BECAUSE he is an awful person.

"We already know he's a terrible person so now we're free to talk about the issues and not be distracted or surprised by any of the scandals that may come up."

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Hey conservatives, why did Trayvon Martin deserve to die?"

"He's no angel."

"Hey conservatives, why does Donald Trump deserve to be president?"

"He's no angel."

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

This a man Donald Trump called a child molester.

Yet here he is defending Trump and attacking sexual assault victims and that it doesn't matter if they're telling the truth.

Conservative values indeed.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Hey conservatives, why did Trayvon Martin deserve to die?"

"He's no angel."

"Hey conservatives, why does Donald Trump deserve to be president?"

"He's no angel."

You know that old saying "In order to become president, you gotta crack a few eggs"?

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

OhFunny posted:

This a man Donald Trump called a child molester.

Yet here he is defending Trump and attacking sexual assault victims and that it doesn't matter if they're telling the truth.

Conservative values indeed.

If we're going off the trend of Trump projecting everything he does on everyone else, then yes, he did in fact date that 10 year old.

:smithicide:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

CascadeBeta posted:

If we're going off the trend of Trump projecting everything he does on everyone else, then yes, he did in fact date that 10 year old.

:smithicide:
I think they're called "play dates."

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

CascadeBeta posted:

If we're going off the trend of Trump projecting everything he does on everyone else, then yes, he did in fact date that 10 year old.

:smithicide:

I was thinking 30,000-60,000 deleted emails of illegal pornography but sure.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
In happier news the embargo on Cuban rum and cigars has been lifted.

I'm going to need a drink and smoke once this election is over.

Obama lifts restrictions on Cuban rum, cigars
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/10/14/obama-cuba-regulations-expands-trade-travel-rum-cigars/92042662/

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Lastgirl posted:

Earlier this year people were like "I don't get what's wrong with Ivanka, she seems like one of the better people from that family."

I had to tell them you're only looking at her vanity. She's just as completely divorced from caring about women issues as her family. If you read her cosmo interviews and some of the things she blogs about and the projects that she undertakes, she's a very vapid and self-centered woman who is only interested in attempting to be a trendsetter for a quick buck while throwing around the Trump brand. (Her projects are boring and uninspired by the way, just the most boring, really.)

Ivanka Trump is not a fighter for women, h*ck I wager she doesn't give a poo poo about getting equal pay for women because she's been so privileged that she finds it hard to believe.

I had to laugh when she was tacked onto the Trump campaign about paid maternity leave, which is a perfect example of how divorced she really is from the working class people because of the premium on paid maternity leave :laffo:

for me it was watching her speak during the RNC, everything about the way she spoke felt off. I was honestly perplexed when everyone started gushing about how great her speech was when all I could think was she sounded extremely unnatural, and not in the first time speaking to a large audience type of way.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

FactsAreUseless posted:

I think a 1990s comedy ending is where all the guys dunk him in a tank or something and everyone cheers and then someone skateboards.

I'd be okay with this too.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Sylink posted:

The Ken Bone comments are hilarious.


Ken Bone / Kanye West 2020: An america we can decide on.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/786940047496998913

:getin:

quote:

GLORIA ALLRED announces press conference this afternoon with "New Accuser v. Donald Trump"

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

FactsAreUseless posted:

So who wants a namechange to "Ein Sexmonster"

Can we just get a scrolling avatar gangtag like people did for Tails Gets Trolled instead? Maybe as a post-election punishment for people who toxxed for Trump?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Friendly Reminder!
https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/786930478993567744

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Gloria Allred does the opposite of lend legitimacy to a case in the eyes of the public.

Despite actually having good track record.

The reason is mysoginy.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Good, his intimidation tactic of threatening to sue isn't working. :unsmith:

(Also, I think most of them should go to the NY Times. They know that the Times won't back down, and neither did People).

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Remember when people got real mad when someone other than the FLOTUS said it?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

iospace posted:

Good, his intimidation tactic of threatening to sue isn't working. :unsmith:
Everyone knows he's not going to be in a position to start poo poo when this is over.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
That good ol' tactic of exposing yourself to multiple vectors of attack, that winning strategy that was documented in The Art of War.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

FAUXTON posted:

Remember when people got real mad when someone other than the FLOTUS said it?

Imagine the ire Bill is going to get when he starts being FHOTUS or FGLOTUS or whatever the title will be.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


FAUXTON posted:

Remember when people got real mad when someone other than the FLOTUS said it?

I think part of it is because of Michelle's status. The GOP base /loathes/ her (successful black woman, and that's just the start), but most of the country adores her or is neutral at worst. There is no winning move in going after Michelle Obama right now.

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

Phone posted:

That good ol' tactic of exposing yourself to multiple vectors of attack, that winning strategy that was documented in The Art of War.

Trump in his war room is like the Soldier from his TF2 video introduction.

"Sun Zu said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about war than you do because he invented it. Great war. The best war. Really underrated how good it is."

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

At first I read that as "decades of eliminating Americans who are not white" instead of "alienating," but that works just as well I guess.

Please help, this election is corrupting my mind... :gonk:

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

A really good idea (a forum that autobans you if you post the exact thing anyone has posted before, like "first!" or a lovely meme reply) that was instant ruined because it happened on 4chan and thus forced people to come up with new ways to be the worst people on the internet.

e: page 673 Brunei synpa
dear mods: make r9k a thing on this forum, only also ban anyone who's a vile racist

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Can we just get a scrolling avatar gangtag like people did for Tails Gets Trolled instead? Maybe as a post-election punishment for people who toxxed for Trump?

A Sexmonster Slayer gangtag is being worked on currently, but you can only get it if

you go here and donate.

Agrajag posted:

for me it was watching her speak during the RNC, everything about the way she spoke felt off. I was honestly perplexed when everyone started gushing about how great her speech was when all I could think was she sounded extremely unnatural, and not in the first time speaking to a large audience type of way.

I didn't see her speech at the RNC. I hate her and I avoided the RNC, it sounds like I made a wise choice.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

iospace posted:

I think part of it is because of Michelle's status. The GOP base /loathes/ her (successful black woman, and that's just the start), but most of the country adores her or is neutral at worst. There is no winning move in going after Michelle Obama right now.

Well it's not like she isn't one America's greatest living female role model or anything.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Phone posted:

That good ol' tactic of exposing yourself to multiple vectors of attack, that winning strategy that was documented in The Art of War.

and they think he is capable of winning any kind of conflict against ISIS or whatever the next boogeyman is.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



In other news, reports are coming out that Trump is indeed drafting a defamation lawsuit against the NYT. Good, I hope it makes it to discovery and we find out how much of a lowlife he truly is.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Lastgirl posted:

A Sexmonster Slayer gangtag is being worked on currently, but you can only get it if

you go here and donate.

Once I get this new job (:pray:), I promise to donate :20bux: to the fund before the election is over.

gently caress Trump and SweetAsselin and other abuse-enabling assholes like them.

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

gfsincere posted:

Your point?

Kenneth bone is just as able to care about the environment while working in coal as you are able to care about human suffering and unjust killing.

Pleasing Shape
Jan 9, 2004

The Vitally Important Pelvic Thrust
The Today Show released some emojis for ios 10 a couple of months back and there's two they miiiiiiiiight want to remove

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

FlamingLiberal posted:

In other news, reports are coming out that Trump is indeed drafting a defamation lawsuit against the NYT. Good, I hope it makes it to discovery and we find out how much of a lowlife he truly is.

The absolute madman, this is is the dumbest thing he has done this election, dumber than all the other th ings

Kristov
Jul 5, 2005

Lol Ben Carson Fuckbarrel.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

OctaMurk posted:

The absolute madman, this is is the dumbest thing he has done this election, dumber than all the other th ings
He's going to bankrupt himself. Again.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Agrajag posted:

for me it was watching her speak during the RNC, everything about the way she spoke felt off. I was honestly perplexed when everyone started gushing about how great her speech was when all I could think was she sounded extremely unnatural, and not in the first time speaking to a large audience type of way.

Everyone involved in the Trump campaign was on a MASSIVE curve up until a month ago. His wife literally ripped off her speech and pointing that out was being picky.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kristov posted:

Lol Ben Carson Fuckbarrel.

Bannon got fuckbarreled this week, now Carson, who's next? :getin:

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