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Improbable Lobster posted:The original post said sockguy would also indulge in her kinks That's fair, then, but I'm more thinking of "berth ell pup" dude or other r/relationship posts I've seen where one partner is going above and beyond just to appease someone's kink. Can't these people just be happy they're getting sex, now they gotta add all these conditions and poo poo onto it?
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My kink is that I get really turned on when I have a sexual encounter where absolutely no attention is paid to the kind of socks anyone is wearing Something about letting the sensual chemistry of a romantic experience progress naturally without making a big deal about footwear just drives me crazy. I can't control it, I understand that it is an obsession, but it is an intrinsic part of me that cannot be denied. If you can't indulge this kink for me, I'll find someone who can. Improbable Lobster posted:The original post said sockguy would also indulge in her kinks Note that it did not specify what these were
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:10 |
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Me [00 M/F] with my ___ [00 M/F] duration, short-descriptionquote:i was talking to this girl for about 3 months and she was hella into me anyone i asked said she likes you she likes you and apparently my own mother who works with her mom says she likes me. one night when i was drunk as gently caress i was at a party had about 8 shots of vodka and a couple of rips from a bong ( not gonna lie i couldn't walk) i was texting this girl because im super smart kappa. i felt like we really clicked before tho she sort of understood me and was super into me her parents basically got all of her texts and then i was hosed she has 3 older brothers and it didn't go so well. i essentially confessed my feelings for her but we sortof already had some considering she called me baby and i called her baby girl all the time. her parents got the texts when i was drunk and basically she threw me under the bus i think. she told her parents she didnt really know who i was i think because they told me to leave her alone and she said the texts made her uncomfortable which is bull poo poo because iv sent stuff like that before and she was totally into it. it wasn't sexual at all the most i talked about was kissing. i guess her parents and brothers are over protective... i apologized and her brothers started sending me snap chats of them carrying one another saying leave my sister alone.... should i just forget about her i really loving like her. should i just wait a month before talking to her or any ideas?????? hella
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:23 |
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super smart kappa? more like super lame beta, double down and send her brothers dick picks like a man
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:26 |
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P-Mack posted:what's with these guys who need a notarized letter in triplicate saying "yes I'm banging your girlfriend"
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:27 |
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DOMDOM posted:Me [00 M/F] with my ___ [00 M/F] duration, short-description What the gently caress is this bullshit and where in the US do they speak it so I can avoid it???
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:34 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:How the gently caress can someone have an ankle sock fetish Everyone has fetishes by happenstance, if it's not weirdly specific it's not considered a fetish
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:35 |
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WampaLord posted:Allow me to play the part of "out of touch old man" here for a moment, but I think we've moved too far towards "No kinkshaming" where now all kinks must be not only accepted, but catered to constantly. I think if you NEED anything for satisfying sex that isn't found on your partner's body somewhere, you've got a problem. It might be something you can work around or accommodate without much trouble, but it is a problem. That's NEED, not want. Playing around with the wants is not so strange, but the NEED puts it into a realm of warranting concern.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:38 |
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DOMDOM posted:Me [00 M/F] with my ___ [00 M/F] duration, short-description 27m/16f
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:42 |
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The sock thing is so weird because those aren't even cute or good socks. Is it because you aren't supposed to see them normally? Like wtf
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:50 |
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brotato posted:The sock thing is so weird because those aren't even cute or good socks. Is it because you aren't supposed to see them normally? Like wtf forbidden sock
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:52 |
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quote:Me [34F] with husband [32M] married 6 years, sex with him is getting weird and he isn't listening [NSFW]
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:02 |
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quote:I went to drop kiddo off at daycare and before I left he asked if we could have sexy times. This is the worst piece of Reddit vocabulary ever. Just say "sex" you idiots.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:05 |
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WampaLord posted:This is the worst piece of Reddit vocabulary ever. Just say "sex" you idiots. I'd like to imagine that is exactly what he said. Like 32 year old father walked up to his wife and was all "CAN I HAS SEXY TIEM???" and then she said yes
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:08 |
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there's a good one in r/legaladvice [Dallas, TX] I found out that I [36M] am not the father of my daughter [11F] but my father [60s/M] is the father; my wife [34F] told me last night. Struggling to cope. What are my legal options? lol quote:Throwaway since co-workers know my real account. I have an 11-year-old daughter, Lily, and me and my wife have been together since highschool.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:10 |
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holy poo poo cucked by your own dad that is pretty brutal
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:12 |
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Nooner posted:I'd like to imagine that is exactly what he said. Like 32 year old father walked up to his wife and was all "CAN I HAS SEXY TIEM???" and then she said yes I imagined it. Now could someone please violently eject that image from my brain using a sledgehammer, please?
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:13 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:[Dallas, TX] I found out that I [36M] am not the father of my daughter [11F] but my father [60s/M] is the father; my wife [34F] told me last night. Struggling to cope. What are my legal options? Wow...poor dude. I'm not sure if this is more funny or tragic.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:14 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:there's a good one in r/legaladvice He should go to Maury
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Nooner posted:holy poo poo cucked by your own dad that is pretty brutal It's basically the hardest you can ever get owned short of getting cucked by your mom.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:14 |
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I'm wondering why the wife in this scenario felt like she needed to say she could prove the parentage, like, why was she worried about him not believing her I guess I also don't really know why she brought it up at all
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:15 |
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like he was 25 years old, pretty much in your prime and wife would rather bang his 50 year old father, jfc
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:15 |
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Nooner posted:like he was 25 years old, pretty much in your prime and wife would rather bang his 50 year old father, jfc Maybe dad had the world's biggest dick, or son had no dick? Hell, maybe the dad had two dicks. Let's not judge until we know all the facts.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:16 |
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Gaunab posted:It also has no weight or bearing on the matter. Ok lady, I'm not saying it's your fault or whatever, but actually the fact that you sleep in a separate bed, with an infant, is 100% relevant. (though not causal - like I said that doesn't make it her fault, and I don't see how that leads to T-girl porn lol) Sleeping apart and working apart is very relevant to the level and types of intimacy you have with your partner. It's like this Oprah special on sexless marriages I watched part of once. There was this attractive woman who was like "my husband doesn't want me". The dude was like "I can meet my sexual needs through masturbation". Oh btw her work is as a stripper. They sent the dude to therapy, which is fine. I'm not saying it's her fault or anything but surely the fact that one party arouses people for money, as a job, is relevant, like maybe that might bear looking in to??
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:17 |
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I think we've found the one situation where ghosting is morally permissible, hell, maybe mandatory. Turn every asset into cash then gently caress off and waste it on drugs and hookers. Sure, his wife and sister will suffer but it seems like they're his dad's responsibility.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:21 |
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What a deep and penetrating cuckening by the dad (his name is Don).
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:23 |
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:I think we've found the one situation where ghosting is morally permissible, hell, maybe mandatory. Turn every asset into cash then gently caress off and waste it on drugs and hookers. Sure, his wife and sister will suffer but it seems like they're his dad's responsibility. Actually the family courts won't allow this. Having taken on the obligation of fatherhood for this kid, he's on the hook. The courts don't really give a poo poo about DNA and such. The state cares that the kid is cared for, paid for, and raised. If you took the job then you're a responsible party. It only adds to the brutality - he will absolutely be liable for child support.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:24 |
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Is this a Trump joke, where do Eric and Don Jr live?
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:27 |
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I like how he apologizes for yelling at her.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:28 |
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Not quite as bad as being cucked by your father-in-law
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:29 |
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At least he has the sense to actually divorce. It wouldn't have surprised me if he went "how do I forgive and move on?" EDIT: VVV The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships 3.0: My Wife is the Hamburgler of Orgasms Danaru fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Oct 18, 2016 |
# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:30 |
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quote:My (32M) Wife (33F) is the Hamburgler of Orgasms: Takes Them All, Gives None in Return
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:30 |
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Best title in a while. quote:We get touchy, she gets flirty, and the sexy times begin
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:33 |
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I don't follow. So he's limp dick the entire time he gets pegged/eats her out? Why don't they just gently caress after she comes?
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:33 |
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The sock thing makes me paranoid. Like when I'm out in public is there some guy staring at me then going home to jack it over my shoes or hair or something totally mundane and typically not sexualized? I shuddered reading that.Nooner posted:I'd like to imagine that is exactly what he said. Like 32 year old father walked up to his wife and was all "CAN I HAS SEXY TIEM???" and then she said yes Hey thanks that was disgusting
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:34 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Why don't they just gently caress after she comes? She has an orgasm, then goes "Okay, that was great, now I'm done, night!"
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:37 |
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Lmao. I bet Don would make sure he'd get off too. Even better is that this guy is too much of an enormous wuss to just voice that he wants to gently caress.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:39 |
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Long as gently caress but uhh, some goon might wanna be nicer to their dad, he works hard:quote:A little backstory. My step-son who we will call Bill moved in with us into my house at the age of 16 because he did not want to live with his father anymore. The premise was that his deadbeat dad was an rear end in a top hat and I felt sympathetic and allowed him to move in at my wife's request when we bought our new house. He was made out to be a very good and well behaved kid by my wife. From the start, things were very rocky.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:40 |
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WampaLord posted:She has an orgasm, then goes "Okay, that was great, now I'm done, night!" Like most of lifes problems, this one can be solved by jerking off on her.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:40 |
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This is someone's fetish Glenn Quebec posted:Lmao. I bet Don would make sure he'd get off too. Even better is that this guy is too much of an enormous wuss to just voice that he wants to gently caress. They do gently caress, you just couldn't tell because he called it "sport the sausage" for some reason she just falls asleep ten seconds in or something
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