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I mean if you're gonna go anywhere to sexually harass Chinese women, that seems like a good start.
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Away all Goats posted:Hahaha hows it feel to be hosed by Indians
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I can see a mini-Boxer rebellion happening thanks to Chinagoons. Like, it wouldn't be a good thing in any way, but I would totally understand.
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Whiz Palace posted:I can see a mini-Boxer rebellion happening thanks to Chinagoons. Like, it wouldn't be a good thing in any way, but I would totally understand. The Boxer Shorts Rebellion.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:So did this weirdo go to China specifically to sexually harass Chinese women because that's the main reason why american immigrants go to china
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Hogge Wild posted:that's the main reason why american immigrants go to china From the sound of most of the stories he's not the one doing the sexual harassing.
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Outrail posted:From the sound of most of the stories he's not the one doing the sexual harassing. I don't know if we read the same stories???
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Bertrand Hustle posted:So did this weirdo go to China specifically to sexually harass Chinese women because The expats in the China mock threads seem to either complain about how the Chinese are subhuman bug creatures with the intelligence of a turnip or brag about how much sex they have with them. Often both at the same time.  Context: roughly 20 pages of arguing about how the guns in Westworld can kill robots without harming humans. Craptacular posted:FWIW simunitions aren't danger-free. Sure, if you get shot in the chest with one you won't die. But you'll get a big welt, and it wouldn't be fun. They don't just go "poof" in a cloud of smoke like what happened to Ed Harris in the first episode. They hurt more than paintballs IMO, and if you got shot in the eye with one or something you'd lose your eye. Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:A tiny wizard lives in each bullet.
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Rockin Orthodontist posted:The Boxer Shorts Rebellion. Quoting this because it is a funny quote.
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Baronjutter posted:I want a kitchen that's an entirely solid cast of steel with no corners or joints. NancyPants posted:We'll shrink you down and put you inside a tuna fish can. AND EvilPsych posted:I have a friend that's a landlord.. He said something to me that has always stuck... "Some people should live in round houses...." I asked him why? His reply: "so they don't poo poo in the corners..." thespaceinvader posted:Unless it's a spherical house it still has corners. Vulture Culture posted:gee whiz guess i'd better throw out my toroid house and go back to the drawing board KillHour posted:No, it has edges. Corners are different. Samizdata posted:Not to Hounds of Tindalos, it isn't. flosofl posted:I thought they came in through "angles" not "corners" Samizdata posted:And also the person under attack had plastered his room into a sphere. Corners ARE angles, man, think about it! KillHour posted:But not all angles are corners. A corner is a specific kind of angle. Samizdata posted:Angle enough for Hounds.
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Guy Mann posted:The expats in the China mock threads seem to either complain about how the Chinese are subhuman bug creatures with the intelligence of a turnip or brag about how much sex they have with them. Often both at the same time. I mean, if subhuman bug creatures are your thing... I feel like the Chinese-speaking goons in the Chinese language thread are way less creepy.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Are you kidding? Feet and buttholes are like the best part. JiveHonky posted:especially when im kicking your rear end. ClamdestineBoyster posted:With you're butthole? JiveHonky posted:no, the foot, my . my foot goes .. gently caress it nevermind
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Crocoswine posted:should be a stickied thread about Groverhaus in DIY that just says "don't do this". Someone sum up this Groverhaus thing for me, it sounds hilariously depressing. Not just the highlight reel, don't be afraid to devil in those details!
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Parrotine posted:Someone sum up this Groverhaus thing for me, it sounds hilariously depressing. Not just the highlight reel, don't be afraid to devil in those details! Dude who pretended to be a high rank military officer (he was just a civilian contractor) built his own terrible house and then got himself a home inspector license so he could sign off his own house as legal.
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i seem to remember a window installed at just the right height at the bottom of a staircase to be a very violent 3 stooges-esque punchline to anyone unfortunate enough to fall down that particular insulated staircase. it's a house filled with ernst blofeld-style death traps, if SPECTRE was operating on trump's campaign budget.
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My favorite Groverhaus detail I've seen was the approximately 8,000 electrical outlets per room. As in, he couldn't go 3 feet without installing another one. It's the sort of thing that sounds great on paper, but if you think for even a second about how it would work in practice (hint: it involves fire) it becomes funny as hell.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:woah fat bailey bam ba lam
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Improbable Lobster posted:Dude who pretended to be a high rank military officer (he was just a civilian contractor) built his own terrible house and then got himself a home inspector license so he could sign off his own house as legal. Ha what the hell, who even thinks of something like that
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Choco1980 posted:My favorite Groverhaus detail I've seen was the approximately 8,000 electrical outlets per room. As in, he couldn't go 3 feet without installing another one. It's the sort of thing that sounds great on paper, but if you think for even a second about how it would work in practice (hint: it involves fire) it becomes funny as hell. Explain the fire bit to me. Was the issue that he didn't have fuses or what?
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There's a reason why sane home builders don't put a billion outlets in every room. Outlet wiring heats up.
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Also it looked like hot poo poo from the outside, and that was before he melted his siding with a grill because it was garbage
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Also he insulated the stairs "to dampen noise" which meant any fire in his labyrinth of outlets could set every floor ablaze
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Also his foundation was so shoddy that it was one reason he became his own home inspector, because he knew it was good enough (he will probably have to move within this upcoming decade because his house will sink)
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Oh, and his stairwell was a murder death trap that, if it hasn't already, will end with a child tripping down a flight of stairs and ending with their head rolling out the inches-long shards that used to be a window
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 Lookin' good. I also found this:  Is this real? Did he want to build a fortress? 
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System Metternich posted:
That's osama's compound .jpg with groverhaus photoshopped Also lmbo at the arch window
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Parrotine posted:Someone sum up this Groverhaus thing for me, it sounds hilariously depressing. Not just the highlight reel, don't be afraid to devil in those details! 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:There's a reason why sane home builders don't put a billion outlets in every room. Outlet wiring heats up. Sure, if you use flimsy lamp cords I guess? I've seen places where a creatively patched section has simply burned off when the same dunce of a patcher later dangled 6300W worth of electric radiators off of it unattended in midwinter. But that's all serial load. I assume (against reason I'm sure) this would be coupled in parallel, so no current would actually go through the extra cabling to the unused sockets. I also assume he would jack in all the appliances into sockets by some means anyway, for example using external power strips, meaning those cables that take the brunt of the load would heat up exactly as much regardless of the number of mounted wall sockets. Am I thinking about this wrong? Am I thinking like grover?
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This gif somehow just crashed my Chrome, which is eerily fitting.
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Karate Bastard posted:Sure, if you use flimsy lamp cords I guess? I've seen places where a creatively patched section has simply burned off when the same dunce of a patcher later dangled 6300W worth of electric radiators off of it unattended in midwinter. But that's all serial load. I assume (against reason I'm sure) this would be coupled in parallel, so no current would actually go through the extra cabling to the unused sockets. I also assume he would jack in all the appliances into sockets by some means anyway, for example using external power strips, meaning those cables that take the brunt of the load would heat up exactly as much regardless of the number of mounted wall sockets. Am I thinking about this wrong? Am I thinking like grover? Post this in DIY and relay back your trip report so i can remotely understand what you're saying
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Posts from the AUG thread about a guy "married" to a MLP plushie:oldpainless posted:Sorry my wife's not very talkative. She's a little horse.
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posting that used to get you a ban
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Hogge Wild posted:posting that used to get you a ban Muppets are serious business.
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Hogge Wild posted:posting that used to get you a ban Talking about groverhaus in general used to get you in trouble. Oh, what enlightened times we are living in now.
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*stares into mirror* Grover. Grover. Grover. Grover. Grov- *room goes black, catches on fire, falls through patched-over mine shaft*
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