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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

fishmech posted:

That's completely stupid, but also once again, that's not what we had " in place between Korea and 1964" like you said. What we actually had then was a tiny amount of people, mostly medical and electrical specialists, drafted to fit certain service needs.

There is no reason to interrupt people's schooling or whatever to have "national service" bullshit. It doesn't help anything.

It forces them to have to be part of a greater whole.

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ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
O'Keefe's latest video has got about a million and a half views on youtube so despite claims of Big Internet Suppression it's being blasted into the trending videos section. It's a bit too big to just shrug off at this point so hopefully there'll be an appropriate debunking.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Star Man posted:

So, high school.

fuckin' lol if you think high school teaches you either of those things

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Lost 45% of your support, then.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

PJOmega posted:

2 years of working in the food service industry should be mandatory upon leaving high school. It's a win win, keeps wages low for the pro-business side, and teaches people basic human decency towards people who handle your loving food for the people-with-a-soul side.

It won't improve basic human decency until everyone 18 and over right now is dead. Maybe not even then cause the teens fresh out of mandatory food service will be sick of being poo poo on by old people and ready to do the same right back.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Please don't flood a high stress industry with teenagers working against their will. That is a terrible idea.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Some days you mention the bear and some days the bear, well, he mentions you.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Crowsbeak posted:

It forces them to have to be part of a greater whole.

JFC, man, just stop already. You've convinced noone and the only person even arguing with you is Fishmech and I'm pretty sure that's because Fishmech is an argument golem.

Go start a thread or some poo poo, I wanna read about the right-wing-media.

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

That's, uh, that's not something anyone should be bragging about. Holy poo poo, how can he be this unaware?

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Phone posted:

It's been my pipe dream for the house to be in play, and it's gone from "lol what drugs are you on" to "slim possibility".

My uneducated theory of what can happen come November 8 is that Trump voters stay home by a few percentage points overall and unscreened/unpolled voters push Clinton's numbers up by a few percentage points. Spanish speaking voters have a decent chance of being underpolled this election, and it can pay compounded interest on Trump's chaotic campaign.

Don't forget to add to this a possible point or two from the Clinton campaign actually having a dedicated and organized get out the vote effort.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Dirk the Average posted:

That's, uh, that's not something anyone should be bragging about. Holy poo poo, how can he be this unaware?

He's not unaware. He's a misogynist. I bet he thinks, "Women don't read my stuff because they can't handle the sick truth bombs I deliver because they're misandrists."

He will never, unless he somehow manages to magically become woke as all gently caress, take any kind of responsibility for any of it.

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.
5% wow, that's bad, considering that his comic has pretty broad appeal. That suggests a lot of women office workers swiftly unfollowed the creator of their favourite strip when they realized his tweets were not the expected wry comments on corporate life.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

ErIog posted:

He's not unaware. He's a misogynist. I bet he thinks, "Women don't read my stuff because they can't handle the sick truth bombs I deliver because they're misandrists."

He will never, unless he somehow manages to magically become woke as all gently caress, take any kind of responsibility for any of it.

Yeah, he seems like not only the president of MRA, but also a client.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fox and Friends was in full panic mode and basically reading Breitbart for their entire show today, it's hilarious

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Goatman Sacks posted:

Fox and Friends was in full panic mode and basically reading Breitbart for their entire show today, it's hilarious

"Keep it together you guys! The Debate is TONIGHT!"

"I know, but we just can't shill any harder for Trump using our own news agency... they already cut us off!"

"...Okay... we're going to have to go full Breitbart."

"What it it tanks?!?!?!"

"... Get me Alex Jones... and a latte. Hurry up on the second one, what do I pay you broads for?"

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Today on the Scott Adams show, if you think Trump is racist or sexist, you're hallucinating! Allow the master hypnotist to awake you from your trance.

quote:

Here’s a little thought experiment for you:

If a friend said he could see a pink elephant in the room, standing right in front of you, but you don’t see it, which one of you is hallucinating?

Answer: The one who sees the pink elephant is hallucinating.

Let’s try another one.

If a friend tells you that you were both abducted by aliens last night but for some reason only he remembers it, which one of you hallucinated?

Answer: The one who saw the aliens is hallucinating.

Now let’s add some participants and try another one.

If a crowd of people are pointing to a stain on the wall, and telling you it is talking to them, with a message from God, and you don’t see anything but a stain, who is hallucinating? Is it the majority who see the stain talking or the one person who does not?

Answer: The people who see the stain talking are experiencing a group hallucination, which is more common than you think.


In nearly every scenario you can imagine, the person experiencing an unlikely addition to their reality is the one hallucinating. If all observers see the same addition to their reality, it might be real. But if even one participant can’t see the phenomenon – no matter how many can – it is almost certainly not real.

Here I pause to remind new readers of this blog that I’m a trained hypnotist and a student of persuasion in all its forms. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to learn the tricks for discerning illusion from reality. And I’m here to tell you that if you are afraid that Donald Trump is a racist/sexist clown with a dangerous temperament, you have been brainwashed by the best group of brainwashers in the business right now: Team Clinton. They have cognitive psychologists such as Godzilla advising them. Allegedly.

I remind you that intelligence is not a defense against persuasion. No matter how smart you are, good persuaders can still make you see a pink elephant in a room where there is none (figuratively speaking). And Clinton’s team of persuaders has caused half of the country to see Trump as a racist/sexist Hitler with a dangerous temperament. That’s a pink elephant.

As a public service (and I mean that literally) I have been trying to unhypnotize the country on this matter for the past year. I don’t do this because I prefer Trump’s policies or because I know who would do the best job as president. I do it because our system doesn’t work if you think there is a pink elephant in the room and there is not.
That isn’t real choice. That is an illusion of choice.

Trump represents what is likely to be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bring real change to a government that is bloated and self-serving. Reasonable people can disagree on policies and priorities. But Trump is the bigger agent for change, if that’s what you think the country needs. I want voters to see that choice for what it is.

And it isn’t a pink elephant.

If you are wondering why a socially liberal and well-educated cartoonist such as myself is not afraid of Trump, it’s because I don’t see the pink elephant. To me, all anti-Trumpers are experiencing a shared illusion.

Pause here.

Before you scoff at mass, shared illusions as being unlikely, keep in mind that everyone with a different religion than yours is experiencing exactly that. Mass shared illusions are our most common experience.

Back to my point. As a trained persuader, I can see the “Trump is Hitler” illusion for what it is. Where you might see a mountain of credible evidence to support your illusion, I see nothing but confirmation bias on your part. I have detailed that confirmation bias in other posts.

Remember my rule from above. If you see something unlikely – such as a new Hitler rising in the midst of America – and I see nothing remotely like that – I’m almost certainly right and you’re almost certainly having the illusion. I say that because the person who sees the unlikely addition to reality is the one experiencing the illusion nearly every time. Trump as Hitler-in-America is an addition to reality that only some can see. It is a pink elephant. It is a classic hallucination.

I’m not trying to say I’m smarter than anyone else. I just don’t see the pink elephant. Nor do perhaps 40% of the country who prefer Trump as president. And when that many people don’t see a pink elephant in a room, you can be sure it isn’t there, no matter how many do see it.

If you are a Clinton supporters, you might think Trump supporters see the same pink elephant that you do, and you rationalize that by saying Trump supporters prefer the pink elephant because they want it to stomp all over minorities.

Some Trump supporters are racists. That’s a fact. Racists are in every group. Perhaps they see the pink elephant too. If so, they probably do want that elephant to stomp all over minorities. But in this case, the racists are sharing the same illusion as Clinton supporters, seeing the same pink elephant. The majority of Trump supporters – as far as I can tell – simply don’t see any pink elephant at all. They just want change.

I don’t believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in ghosts.

I don’t believe in a traditional god.

I don’t believe in luck.

And I don’t see Donald Trump as dangerous.

In my elephant-free view of the world, Trump is a guy who uses provocative language (as New Yorkers do) while succeeding across several different fields. And he knows risk-management. You can see that in everything he does.

If you are an anti-Trumper, you might reject my point of view as manipulative or naive. I can’t change your mind with a blog post. But you can change your own mind. Just ask others if they see the addition to reality that you see. If others don’t see the pink elephant in the room, and you do, the elephant isn’t there.

Look for that pattern. Once you see it, you’re awake.

Then vote for whoever has the policies you like.

A group of people stare at an object, watching it change from green to red. "This thing is changing colors!" one person says. A colorblind Scott Adams walks by and says "Hmph, that thing isn't changing color, they're all hallucinating! What a bunch of ignorant rubes!"

Also lol at his claim that he doesn't prefer Trump's policies and then goes on to say how Trump is so great as he has been for the past year or so.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Dr. Killjoy posted:

O'Keefe's latest video has got about a million and a half views on youtube so despite claims of Big Internet Suppression it's being blasted into the trending videos section. It's a bit too big to just shrug off at this point so hopefully there'll be an appropriate debunking.
Honestly, the appropriate place to start would be to demand to see the unedited versions of these videos, otherwise there's no substance to debunk. This was the problem with the ACORN video and the Planned Parenthood ones, where they fell to pieces when shown without manipulation. The statements have no context when they're ripped up into half-second quotes, or, at best, are dumb people humoring someone trying to convince them to commit unfeasible crimes, produced by a man who has done the same deceptive thing at least twice now. They're not convincing anyone new, just riling up the people who will never believe otherwise. Even the people sharing it seem to know that it's garbage that won't change anything but they're desperate for any kind of attack at this point.

In other words, do you think we should use the internet to suppress O'Keefe's videos?

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Big Internet Suppression

Dr. Killjoy posted:

O'Keefe's latest video

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Twelve by Pies posted:

Today on the Scott Adams show, if you think Trump is racist or sexist, you're hallucinating! Allow the master hypnotist to awake you from your trance.


A group of people stare at an object, watching it change from green to red. "This thing is changing colors!" one person says. A colorblind Scott Adams walks by and says "Hmph, that thing isn't changing color, they're all hallucinating! What a bunch of ignorant rubes!"

Also lol at his claim that he doesn't prefer Trump's policies and then goes on to say how Trump is so great as he has been for the past year or so.

For decades, philosophers have wondered what separates perception from true, objective knowledge. Little did they know that one day, master baiter Scott Adams would solve this riddle, deciding that the only objective truth is whatever Scott Adams believes.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

For someone who studies persuasion in all forms Scott Adams has consistently failed to convince me of anything except that his brain is damaged.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
His comic is bad too.

(dunno if it always was, but it sure is now)

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
But you see, he is a master persuader and he actually Inceptioned you into thinking that his brain is broken because he's that good at persuading.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

codenameFANGIO posted:

For someone who studies persuasion in all forms Scott Adams has consistently failed to convince me of anything except that his brain is damaged.

Is this like that joke about being friends with ugly people to make yourself look better, except instead it's preaching to idiots so that you feel more charismatic?

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

His comic is bad too.

(dunno if it always was, but it sure is now)

Even if he was Captain Sanity, he's too far removed from the corporate world to really be able to do more than rehash the same old jokes.

It was funny in the '90s.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Also he gets his jokes from stuff people send in. The issue with that is the unreliable narrator factor where the person writing in (who is someone that REALLY wants to share about how they hate their job) is totally in the right and all their coworkers are the dumb dumbs so any story from that is going to sound like stdh.txt. At least when he had a reference it was first hand knowledge.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
To be fair, his comic isn't as bad as 9 Chickweed Lane. On the other hand, I don't know if 9CL guy is voting for Trump or not, which still puts him at a better place in my Internet People I'll Never Meet Rankings than Scott.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


I dunno how bad Chickweed Lane is but after Dilbert endorsed the idea of vacations being for losers that don't work hard enough this year that's gotta be pretty bad.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Radish posted:

I dunno how bad Chickweed Lane is but after Dilbert endorsed the idea of vacations being for losers that don't work hard enough this year that's gotta be pretty bad.

That is the lovely corporate perception, though, and Dilbert has always been about mocking corporate thinking.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Zanzibar Ham posted:

His comic is bad too.

(dunno if it always was, but it sure is now)

His comic went bad when Dilbert once a day calendars and comic strips started sitting on the desk of every boss in Corporate America.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Chilichimp posted:

That is the lovely corporate perception, though, and Dilbert has always been about mocking corporate thinking.

Yeah but it USED to be the rear end in a top hat boss asking Dilbert to do poo poo like that while he quietly suffers then bitches to Dogbert or something. NOW it's Dilbert saying that to the idiot vacation-haver while being smug about it.

Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Oct 19, 2016

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

Chilichimp posted:

That is the lovely corporate perception, though, and Dilbert has always been about mocking corporate thinking.

Dilbert as a character has changed from being a very bright, more or less decent person who has trouble understanding some social niceties into an rear end in a top hat who lays down sick-burns on strangers.

This sees to have accelerated the wealthier Scottbert has gotten.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Nucleic Acids posted:

This sees to have accelerated the wealthier Scottbert has gotten.

He turned into PHB the more money he attained. He's forgotten how to be a humble engineer.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
When Scott Adams dies are they going to find a big tumor with a fedora on it inside his brain? How the hell did this guy ever deliver any insights on the human condition? Jesus Christ every time I think I understand how moronic he is.

Levantine
Feb 14, 2005

GUNDAM!!!

Radish posted:

Yeah but it USED to be the rear end in a top hat boss asking Dilbert to do poo poo like that while he quietly suffers then bitches to Dogbert or something. NOW it's Dilbert saying that to the idiot vacation-haver while being smug about it.



Jesus Christ - who is that comic even for?

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Levantine posted:

Jesus Christ - who is that comic even for?

If Sheldon Cooper was a real person it would be for him.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Radish posted:

Yeah but it USED to be the rear end in a top hat boss asking Dilbert to do poo poo like that while he quietly suffers then bitches to Dogbert or something. NOW it's Dilbert saying that to the idiot vacation-haver while being smug about it.



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY poo poo

gently caress that comic.

Levantine posted:

Jesus Christ - who is that comic even for?

Even my lovely, ultra-conservative, hyper-boost-straps, black-people-are-naturally-more-aggressive co-worker takes his vacation seriously.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Oct 19, 2016

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Oh and just a reminder, Scott Adams used success visualization techniques to beat Calvin and Hobbes as #1 comic. He saw himself as having met his goal when Bill Watterson quit. And honestly, Dilbert's utter inanity probably gave him a little push.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



BarbarianElephant posted:

5% wow, that's bad, considering that his comic has pretty broad appeal.

I'd say his problem is in not appealing to broads, pretty or otherwise.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

moths posted:

I'd say his problem is in not appealing to broads, pretty or otherwise.

:thurman:

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Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


moths posted:

I'd say his problem is in not appealing to broads, pretty or otherwise.

:drat:

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