|
Polyseme posted:Tell me what this is so I can make it, or sadly acknowledge to myself that I can't eat that. Put brisket in there instead of pulled pork. Fuuuuuuck
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 15:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 09:33 |
|
|
Polyseme posted:I'm making this next time I wander into HT with friends, tipsy, and with a spare $5 in my pocket because this thread is where I get bad ideas. Well, I assume that's terrible macaroni salad on a bad mozz stick on baby spinach on a flour tortilla. Wow, you made that way more complicated than it needed to be in any possible way. It's a fish taco.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 15:13
|
|
|
RareAcumen posted:Wow, you made that way more complicated than it needed to be in any possible way. Fish stick in a tortilla doesn't make it a fish taco
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 15:18
|
|
|
Eponine posted:Put brisket in there instead of pulled pork. Fuuuuuuck Why not both???
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 16:04
|
|
|
I have a lovely cold and won't be able to taste anything for a few days and whatever the gently caress this is looks amazing right now LogicalFallacy posted:I think that pun is more off-putting than the thought of drinking pig's milk. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 16:19
|
|
|
Polyseme posted:It's food and it's terrible, but direct all ire at the first can not the rest. Art direction for Shadowrun is on point.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 17:10
|
|
|
This looks just about like the meal I was served at my (former) favorite Mexican restaurant last week on a trip back up to the Midwest. Good god, it was so flavorless I honestly thought I'd done something to break my tastebuds. Having been born and raised in the Bland Belt, I'm no stranger to food that tastes like nothing, but this somehow transcended blandness and entered a sort of ethereal neutral zone of nothingness. I'd take a bite and feel nothing--no temperature, no spice, no flavor, no...nothing. It was like eating room temperature water. Thanks for listening. Here are some bad Mexican foods for you all to enjoy. Namaste   
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 17:29
|
|
|
A chimichanga smothered in that hot mustard you get with Chinese takeout?
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 20:05
|
|
|
They took all the moisture out of the vegetables and put it into the meat.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 20:41
|
|
|
I want a mozzy stick in a taco now, gently caress >
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2016 21:46
|
|
|
I am like 90% certain I know the restaurant that this is from. Yes it is pulled pork mac n cheese. And yes, it is delicious. All of their food is.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 00:32
|
|
|
sweeperbravo posted:I want a mozzy stick in a taco now, gently caress > Honestly surprised that Taco Bell hasn't done something like that yet
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 00:38
|
|
|
sweeperbravo posted:I want a mozzy stick in a taco now, gently caress > This reminded me of the amazing sandwich I had about 2 weeks ago at Fat Sal's. The Fat Tony. Italian sub with mozz sticks, chicken fingers, fries and marinara on top.  
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 01:09
|
|
|
Some YMMV AFP: I would try exactly one bite of the cheese ice cream, and then hate myself forever.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 01:17
|
|
|
sirbeefalot posted:This reminded me of the amazing sandwich I had about 2 weeks ago at Fat Sal's. The Fat Tony. Italian sub with mozz sticks, chicken fingers, fries and marinara on top. I usually get the Fat Mona, every time I'm drunk in LA, I am shameless
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 01:19
|
|
|
Read this thread before going to bed last night and had dreams about loving up someone's order at the restaurant I work at, and I don't even take orders there. One of my coworkers wanted tacos and they came with a giant side of green peas, which for some reason were served in the baskets we normally use for fries. Then one of our regulars was there and she was hysterical because she ordered her tacos with NO PICKLES and the cooks put pickles on there. I helpfully pointed out that the cooks were probably just really confused because she requested no pickles on an item that doesn't actually come with pickles. Then I woke up and realized we don't have pickles in the restaurant anyway so what the gently caress. The tacos kind of looked like this and were totally vile. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 02:04
|
|
|
pienipple posted:That looks like "smooth" food. It's heavily processed for people who have problems chewing and eating. Stop reminding me of when I was a dietary chef. I busted my rear end to make tasty food within the rules, but, then, to help the "mechanicals", I had to process everything, usually with added cornstarch.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 02:57
|
|
|
That's what I do now, though most of the time I'm out front in the bistro. Rather than the room service line. The saddest things I've seen were pureed french toast, pancakes, pizza, and grilled cheese. The most awful looking are salmon and tuna salad. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 03:37
|
|
|
e - accidental double post.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 03:42
|
|
|
Speaking of AFP dreams, about a month ago I had a really awful dream in which I had to eat a bunch of raw horse eggs. They were big and brown and leathery, and instead of the normal egg situation they were full of countless small individual yolks rather than one yolk surrounded by the white. They smelled awful, like rancid meat and plastic. Plus they were from male horses, and for that reason they were known as "dearth eggs". I keep remembering that dream and getting viscerally grossed out to the point of almost physically gagging. Also it's weird that my subconscious mind knew the word "dearth", but pretty much every other aspect of this situation is weirder than that.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 06:55
|
|
|
don't read this thread and sleep with melatonin supplements because poo poo gets strange. I hate dreaming about tacos with screaming lamprey mouths as the filling.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 06:55
|
|
|
Bees on Wheat posted:Read this thread before going to bed last night and had dreams about loving up someone's order at the restaurant I work at, and I don't even take orders there. One of my coworkers wanted tacos and they came with a giant side of green peas, which for some reason were served in the baskets we normally use for fries. Then one of our regulars was there and she was hysterical because she ordered her tacos with NO PICKLES and the cooks put pickles on there. I helpfully pointed out that the cooks were probably just really confused because she requested no pickles on an item that doesn't actually come with pickles. Ploughman's tacos
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 10:34
|
|
|
poop dood posted:Speaking of AFP dreams, about a month ago I had a really awful dream in which I had to eat a bunch of raw horse eggs. They were big and brown and leathery, and instead of the normal egg situation they were full of countless small individual yolks rather than one yolk surrounded by the white. They smelled awful, like rancid meat and plastic. Plus they were from male horses, and for that reason they were known as "dearth eggs". Jesus Christ lmfao.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 12:19
|
|
|
poop dood posted:Speaking of AFP dreams, about a month ago I had a really awful dream in which I had to eat a bunch of raw horse eggs. They were big and brown and leathery, and instead of the normal egg situation they were full of countless small individual yolks rather than one yolk surrounded by the white. They smelled awful, like rancid meat and plastic. Plus they were from male horses, and for that reason they were known as "dearth eggs". Mods rename this guy "dearth eggs"
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 13:27
|
|
|
poop dood posted:Speaking of AFP dreams, about a month ago I had a really awful dream in which I had to eat a bunch of raw horse eggs. They were big and brown and leathery, and instead of the normal egg situation they were full of countless small individual yolks rather than one yolk surrounded by the white. They smelled awful, like rancid meat and plastic. Plus they were from male horses, and for that reason they were known as "dearth eggs". eat the eggs poop dood
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 13:32
|
|
|
EorayMel posted:Does this count as AFP? Isn't Pringles shape patented?
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 13:42
|
|
|
canis minor posted:Isn't Pringles shape patented? They might have patented an easier way since, but anyone would have been able to make Pringles the original way for nearly 30 years. Sticking them in a can has been similarly up for grabs since 1987.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 14:25
|
|
|
I'm more impressed that they are the global snack partner of Manchester United
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 14:28
|
|
|
Tumblr of scotch posted:Some YMMV AFP: It's not as bad as it looks. When you see that orange tint in person, your mind prepares you for cheeto and cheez-wiz flavors, but it's actually sweet, salty, and very heavy. It doesn't taste overwhelmingly cheesy, but you can tell there's cheddar in there.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 14:56
|
|
|
Happy belated birthday to None Pizza Left Beefquote:On October 19th, 2007, the Internet humor blog The Sneeze[1] published an article titled “The Great Pizza Orientation Test,” which featured screenshots of a custom pizza order testing to see if they would properly fulfill his requests (shown below). - Knowyourmeme.com  
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 16:22
|
|
|
Finding out I share a birthday with None Pizza, Left Beef, and having more people I know personally acknowledge that than mine is one of the more surreal real world experiences I've ever had.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 16:29
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 16:52
|
|
|
Oh, I certainly said something when I saw the recipe. And happy belated birthday, Aces. May your pizzas forever arrive exactly as you ordered them.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 16:58
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 17:21
|
|
|
wow that's amazingly unpleasant
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 17:34
|
|
|
Omit the beans and this is one of the post-divorce dinners my dad would made for my brother and I as kids.  Sometimes with a can of tomato paste in there as well.I make it once or twice a year because I'm disgusting and it brings back memories
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 17:48
|
|
|
I ate this a lot as a poor 19 year old. It's just chili, mac and cheese and rotel, it's a latchkey kid classic. During the summer I lived in a tent food like this was very pleasant to eat in the cool evening air.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 17:59
|
|
|
ACES CURE PLANES posted:Finding out I share a birthday with None Pizza, Left Beef, and having more people I know personally acknowledge that than mine is one of the more surreal real world experiences I've ever had. Same, at least on the sharing a birthday part Honestly that actually sounds pretty good, even if it is garbage food from a nutritional aspect
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 18:18
|
|
|
El Estrago Bonito posted:I ate this a lot as a poor 19 year old. It's just chili, mac and cheese and rotel, it's a latchkey kid classic. During the summer I lived in a tent food like this was very pleasant to eat in the cool evening air. SA has this weird humbling effect. I can read a post like this and think to myself "I remember living in a trailer in the middle of nowhere, being fed squirrels that I was told were chicken. I remember later in life staring out the window at the desolate Alaskan wastes while I munched on those cardboard-tasting silver dollar pancakes you get in a huge bag for like three bucks. I remember gagging on Aunt Felicity's Calico Hair Casserole every Thanksgiving. I remember eating a hamburger with chocolate and peanut butter cooked into it. Yet despite all the miserable food experiences I've had, I've never lived in a tent and eaten garbage, and for that, I am thankful"
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 18:44
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 09:33 |
|
|
GOTTA STAY FAI posted:SA has this weird humbling effect. I can read a post like this and think to myself "I remember living in a trailer in the middle of nowhere, being fed squirrels that I was told were chicken. I remember later in life staring out the window at the desolate Alaskan wastes while I munched on those cardboard-tasting silver dollar pancakes you get in a huge bag for like three bucks. I remember gagging on Aunt Felicity's Calico Hair Casserole every Thanksgiving. I remember eating a hamburger with chocolate and peanut butter cooked into it. Yet despite all the miserable food experiences I've had, I've never lived in a tent and eaten garbage, and for that, I am thankful" I mean, I got kicked out of my house and so instead of couch surfing I found friends that would let me squat in their backyard for several months until my student loans kicked it. It was actually super refreshing to pair all my belongings down to basically nothing and live really simple for a while. So not really hardship just whitepeople.png
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2016 19:00
|
|