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DOMDOM posted:A guy [30's M] in my [30's F] office doesn't wear underwear. I work with a guy who I'm pretty sure goes commando under his pants and is also named Greg But I don't work in an office
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:18 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 03:29 |
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Shut up Greg.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:23 |
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Pete for President Greg for Vice President Machete Date Lady for Secretary of Defence.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:26 |
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I think we should all get together and give his wife knowing looks during the next company get together. Until then we keep it strictly office gossip.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:27 |
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loquacius posted:Cleavage is like right up near the face though Who needs poses
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:27 |
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Oh hey it's this girl again- My [24f] FWB [24m] of 5 years is continuously disrespecting me during sex by cumming inside me without telling me until after. What the gently caress? quote:When I'm not on birth control, we either use pull out method or condoms. I'm not on BC right now and he is aware. How can this girl be so goddamn dumb quote:Yeah. I mean we are more than FWB and we are exclusive just not in a full blown relationship yet. It's complicated. But I agree it was still idiotic behavior. quote:No you're totally right. I'm not going to see him again. The sex is pretty good, but he's never even made me cum, despite his best efforts, so I'm always slightly unsatisfied anyway. WAY TO GO WAMPA!! fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Oct 20, 2016 |
# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:42 |
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Yeah, don't make him wear a condom or anything you dumbshit. This is how dumb kids get conceived.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:46 |
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quote:I point blank asked if he wore a condom, he said yes. The next day, he texted me saying he didn't pull out or use a condom and I should get plan B. I didn't get mad, just said ok thanks for telling me.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:48 |
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The worst part is that she doesn't realize how unimportant she is.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:50 |
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Exclusive FWB is my favorite thing It means one person wants a relationship and the other is willing to pretend they are only banging one person
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:51 |
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He was like "I might have ruined your life for the next 18+ years." and I'm like "hmm, m'kay, whatever..."
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:52 |
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The sex was great! He's never even made me cum. Girl, you dumb.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:53 |
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DOMDOM posted:The sex was great! Glad I'm not the only one who found that straight up stupid.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:54 |
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Can you guess the ages? How often should I( (35M) expect to hear from my gf ( 31F) of 1 year when she's on vacation? quote:My girlfriend has been on one business trip and one vacation to visit a friend this month, both without me. I miss her and feel like I don't hear from her enough when she's gone. For the most part, I won't hear back from a text for hours, once it even took over 6 hours for her to get back to me. She's called a few times, but not regularly and I even had one instance where she didn't text good night (as we've done every day for the year or so since we've been seriously dating) until well after she knew I'd be asleep.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:00 |
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Jeffnote: every once in awhile I'm tempted to edit one of these to make it funnier and post it somewhere else as fiction, this one sounds like a curb episode My [25M] boss was murdered, now I'm wondering how long to wait before asking for a raise. quote:Sorry if this is a bit all over the place, things are a bit crazy.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:04 |
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DOMDOM posted:Can you guess the ages? I mean, tbf I'm a worrier too Me when I'm out without my wife: Jeez, stop checking in on me I'm just tryna have a good time out here, no need to harsh my buzz, this bird you cannot change Me when my wife is out without me: She hasn't texted me back and it's been twenty entire minutes What if she's DEAD
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:08 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeffnote: every once in awhile I'm tempted to edit one of these to make it funnier and post it somewhere else as fiction, this one sounds like a curb episode
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:10 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Yeah, don't make him wear a condom or anything you dumbshit.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:11 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeffnote: every once in awhile I'm tempted to edit one of these to make it funnier and post it somewhere else as fiction, this one sounds like a curb episode sometimes in life you just have to think "what would george costanza do?" the answer is tell jeff that joe promised you a raise right before gettin murdered
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:12 |
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I'm like 75% sure that literal plot literally happened on Friends at some point
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:14 |
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In my version the OP inadvertently caused the murder.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:16 |
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My [40 F] son [20 M] refuses to speak to me or his father [41 M] because he blames us for his previous life-time of obesity.quote:Long time reader first time poster. Made this account just to put this submission up. quote:No, I do not think lifting weights is healthy. It have been proven to destroy your back and joints. Muscle growth is swollen injuries. And again, the habit supports his steriods use quote:I appreciate your comments, but this isn't true. You'd be amazed at the propoganda (that's basically lieing ads) that is made to make people think doing this crazy stuff is healthy by the "fitness" industry...
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:43 |
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loquacius posted:I'm like 75% sure that literal plot literally happened on Friends at some point Nah, that's a Curb Your Enthusiasm plot if I've ever seen one
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:47 |
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quote:No, I do not think lifting weights is healthy. It have been proven to destroy your back and joints. Muscle growth is swollen injuries. Lady, what the gently caress is wrong with your brain?
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:49 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Nah, that's a Curb Your Enthusiasm plot if I've ever seen one I looked it up, Rachel's boss (Joanna, the one who handcuffed Chandler to a chair that one time) promised her a promotion to keep her from leaving the company and then got hit by a cab and died before making it official. Season 4, episode 9, "The One Where They're Going To Party."
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:50 |
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Immediately. And keep making comments that infer the same might happen to them if you DON'T get paid what your worth.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:51 |
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loquacius posted:I looked it up, Rachel's boss (Joanna, the one who handcuffed Chandler to a chair that one time) promised her a promotion to keep her from leaving the company and then got hit by a cab and died before making it official. Season 4, episode 9, "The One Where They're Going To Party." Welp
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:53 |
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HardDiskD posted:Because she discovered her affair late (as in, almost "ready to pop") in the pregnancy. I think if she had discovered it earlier she would have no problems with it. It's ok, I have it on good authority that they can rip the baby out of the mother for an abortion during the 9th month, even the day before.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:55 |
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yeah but at that point the baby might survive and thats just cruel
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:57 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My [40 F] son [20 M] refuses to speak to me or his father [41 M] because he blames us for his previous life-time of obesity. I don't know the quality of responses on r/elationships, and I've no intention of reading any, but I can only assume everyone is telling her she hosed up and should apologize, and she's steamed because she just wanted the internet to tell her she's in the right.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:08 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I don't know the quality of responses on r/elationships, and I've no intention of reading any, but I can only assume everyone is telling her she hosed up and should apologize, and she's steamed because she just wanted the internet to tell her she's in the right. You should really read the comments. They're tearing into her.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:11 |
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I bet she could have gotten sympathy if she posted it on Tumblr I like how every time that lady typed "10000%" you could tell she meant "1%"
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:11 |
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I think she's okay on the food thing if his siblings are fine, but not paying for his school after her inlaws paid for hers seems pretty cruel. "We want to frontload your suffering by making stress about money *and* school right now" seems more like a weird rationalization of being able but unwilling to pay for school than a valid parenting strategy. Obviously the weights thing is completely batshit but I'm gonna slyly ignore that part.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:12 |
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Oh god, I missed the part where she insists that his protein powder is steroids. This is amazing
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:12 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:not paying for his school after her inlaws paid for hers seems pretty cruel. "We want to frontload your suffering by making stress about money *and* school right now" seems more like a weird rationalization of being able but unwilling to pay for school than a valid parenting strategy. Did you miss the part about me having and raising three children? Clearly son just needs to knock someone up and they'd gladly pay. nomad2020 fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Oct 20, 2016 |
# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:16 |
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Gaunab posted:You should really read the comments. They're tearing into her.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:16 |
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nomad2020 posted:Did you miss the part about me having and raising three children?
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:21 |
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quote:So I (18M) like this girl (18F) except she has the same first and last name as my mom dealbreaker imo
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:26 |
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imo just marry her ASAP and then she'll have a new last name!
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:28 |
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loquacius posted:dealbreaker imo
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:27 |