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loquacius posted:dealbreaker imo r/timetravel is cheating
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:30 |
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quote:My in laws paid for my education...... Your a real gem, lady.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:31 |
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Fat kid just knows his parents are lame rear end deadbeats.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:39 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Fat kid just knows his parents are lame rear end deadbeats. I hope this kid graduates college and is just swole as gently caress. Take that parents.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:44 |
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My [30F] new boyfriend [35M] is apparently the local creep.quote:We’ve been dating exclusively for about two months now, and we met online through a dating website, so outside of what he presented to me I didn’t know anything else about him. He approached me first, and he was very polite and respectful. This was what got me interested enough to meet him in the first place. When he met up he almost seemed a little nervous which I found it to be endearing due to the fact that he doesn’t come off as the sort of person to be shy or hesitant in any regard. He seemed more confident, into sports and fitness and taking care of himself.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:45 |
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My son, who I never really instilled much of an education on proper nutrition growing up except to burn into his brain that I disapprove of going to the gym because it's a conspiracy by BIG HEALTH, ate himself silly during his high school years in a house that was always stocked exclusively of junk food and I never felt engaged enough to figure out why. So, after moving out from being under my care without any support or assistance from me, his horrible eating habits immediately disappeared, which is great despite the fact that replacing his fat with muscles is literally killing him. Anyways, why does he act so resentful towards me even though I have two non-fat kids as well thus proving it's entirely his fault?
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:47 |
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kuddles posted:My son, who I never really instilled much of an education on proper nutrition growing up except to burn into his brain that I disapprove of going to the gym because it's a conspiracy by BIG HEALTH, ate himself silly during his high school years in a house that was always stocked exclusively of junk food and I never felt engaged enough to figure out why. So, after moving out from being under my care without any support or assistance from me, his horrible eating habits immediately disappeared, which is great despite the fact that replacing his fat with muscles is literally killing him. Anyways, why does he act so resentful towards me even though I have two non-fat kids as well thus proving it's entirely his fault? I am actually a fantastic mother, thank you very much Anyway, my kid is mad at me for some dumb reason, how do I make him shut up
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:52 |
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There's no way that mom isn't fat.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:55 |
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Leon Einstein posted:There's no way that mom isn't fat. Guessing the two "normal" kids are also pretty overweight at the very least.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:00 |
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Let's not forget the free ride to college and then refusing to pay it forward to their son.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:01 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Let's not forget the free ride to college and then refusing to pay it forward to their son. This would have been ok if she weren't framing it as a moral lesson two paragraphs after gushing about how great her in-laws were for paying for her college, the lack of self-awareness there was amazing
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:03 |
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Straight White Shark posted:Guessing the two "normal" kids are also pretty overweight at the very least.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:05 |
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Did she delete it? I can't find it. I wanted to see the dog pile of replies telling her off.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:06 |
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Yeah I was looking too... she probably ran once the dog pile started.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:07 |
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quote:[22M] boyfriend broke down crying and threw a tantrum last night because I [18F] wouldn't have sex with him
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:08 |
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:Did she delete it? I can't find it. I wanted to see the dog pile of replies telling her off. Yup. I have the link, but it just sends you back to your previous page now.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:08 |
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It searched the title and found it. This was about 15 mins ago though.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:08 |
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Yeah she did, comments are still up though https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/58hcm1/my_40_f_son_20_m_refuses_to_speak_to_me_or_his/?st=iuilqxpc&sh=917a6896 Figure it's ok to link ITT now that comments are locked, Jeff let me know if it's not
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:09 |
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this one turned out to be less funny than the title made it sound like it would be, the actual text is just kinda sad (short answer: she's right on the money in the tldr)
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:12 |
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loquacius posted:Yeah she did, comments are still up though
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:17 |
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She's a great mother and she doesn't want him to take things for granted.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:21 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It's fine, I was kinda tempted to link it/copy the posts myself but the funny parts were already posted. It's mostly just sad. The college thing is worse than the food thing, to me. She's delusional and simply refuses to give her kid the opportunity she had and benefitted from, I'll never understand that. From lovely mom: quote:The stress of properly caring for three kids far exceeds the expectations of a few hours a week at an easy part-time job. quote:Because my son doesn't have the adult attitude I had at that age after having three children, a stable married relationship, while working at college at the same time (3.49 GPA!!! Not so easy!!!) Do you think that compares to getting a part time job? also this comment thread lmao quote:[–]iownakeytar 9 points an hour ago
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:28 |
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"I am very successful!!!@!!" She shouts to no one, because no one cares. "And a woman!!!!" I'm sorry, but using the amount of children that you had as some sort of badge of effort is so whack, all it does tell me is that you gently caress a lot.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:47 |
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"I'm a fantastic mother!" said every bad mom ever
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 19:14 |
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she has "oreo" in her screenname, gonna say she's criminally fat
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 19:17 |
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CharlestonJew posted:"I'm a fantastic mother!" said every bad mom ever
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 19:18 |
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Pick posted:I have two smaller knives in my car, and a shovel, and a crowbar. It's good to be prepared It's probably for the best. I can't say I understand the existential terror of being a woman.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 19:35 |
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Pick how many shallow graves have you dug with your car shovel
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 19:37 |
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my fiance kept a hatchet in her trunk for the longest time, depending on the part of the country you're in having something to cut branches with is often a pretty good idea
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:00 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:She's delusional and simply refuses to give her kid the opportunity she had and benefitted from, I'll never understand that.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:09 |
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I've got a bunch of golf clubs in my trunk.... but its just cause I like to golf and there is a driving range/9-hole course half way between my office and my apt
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:22 |
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The police said I can't mount my railgun on the bed of mah pickup. It's on a turntable and everything, for easy picking. There aint no such thing as Kentucky windage when you're shooting EM rounds.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:46 |
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Pussy Quipped posted:also this comment thread lmao quote:[childish insults]
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:47 |
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Khorne posted:I like this one more: this reminds me very strongly of my father-in-law actually
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:00 |
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I know when a direct blood family member says that I am the reason for a serious problem and informs me in writing explaining what+why I have messed up, there's just no way I'm going to consider the issue or maybe apologize. Like I'm going to give up some of my hard-earned self-righteousness just because he asked for an apology. Sheesh.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:35 |
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Me [21 M] with my _Girlfriend__ [29 F] 1 month , she claims that I am manipulative, selfish and only care about the now.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:36 |
I feel bad for that kid but it sounds like he's doing ok for himself now that he's out of mom's house.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:38 |
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turbomoose posted:Me [21 M] with my _Girlfriend__ [29 F] 1 month , she claims that I am manipulative, selfish and only care about the now. Holy poo poo, how do you not immediately dump someone who turns out to be manipulative after less than a month?
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:38 |
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This one isn't the usual horror show, but it is instead insanely cryptic even for a big goony nerd like me who hung out at the tabletop/ccg shop from ages 11-13. It's also just real drat weird overall, cryptic nature aside. My [25F] husband [27M] is being really disrespectful of something I enjoy. quote:There's a group hobby that I've taken an interest in. While I don't have a group of friends that are interested, my husband has a group of friends that are. My husband is also going to participate, but he says he will be my biggest critic. ikanreed posted:Holy poo poo, how do you not immediately dump someone who turns out to be manipulative after less than a month? Khorne fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Oct 20, 2016 |
# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:44 |
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Khorne posted:My [25F] husband [27M] is being really disrespectful of something I enjoy.
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