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lmao what is this shameful hobby i have to know
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:47 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:46 |
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mind the walrus posted:I think whatever the hobby is must be some weird poo poo for her to not want to share it. i feel like it's just Warhammer
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:47 |
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quote:My [25F] husband [27M] is being really disrespectful of something I enjoy. I have to assume she's being so vague because the hobby is competitive prostitute hunting.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:50 |
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I read through it once imagining some kind of extreme LARPing thing, but then I read through it a second time imagining it was birding and it was funnier.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:51 |
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Extreme Ironing
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:53 |
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Dogging
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:00 |
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Maybe it's sexy cosplay or burlesque or something. I don't think her bf would get that mad about her playing warhammer.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:03 |
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That poor fattie, asking for help at 13 and being told that the comfort of his family (more likely just his mother's comfort food, everyone else's comfort was just an excuse) was more important than helping him get and stay healthy. I can see the weird logic behind big muscles being swollen wounded flesh or whatever, since building muscle does involve repairing small amounts of damaged tissue after exertion, and building the tissue back stronger. It's like she heard the first part and that was it. Construction workers would just be one giant bruise constantly, and I'm sure weightlifters would die or permanently cripple themselves in months, if what she believed were true. I almost stopped reading as soon as she said she was a fantastic mother, though. I was like, "there's your problem right there, lady. You think you don't have any flaws."
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:03 |
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quote:Me [29F] with my husband [34M], 3 years, won't stop having sex with me while I am asleep
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:15 |
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I don't see someone getting angry over a board game that they themselves are not interested in. This is either vampire LARPing or some sort of weird fairy or angel fanbase. Maybe Pokemon?
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:17 |
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:17 |
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She was so pissed that when he did it again 30 minutes later she agreed to it. She's not sending mixed signals at all. Also, what a weirdo. She needs to make him sleep in another room.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:18 |
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what the gently caress man
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:18 |
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Best comment chain: "Maybe you should try sleeping separately." "Yea, OP at home and hubby in jail."
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:21 |
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Ross Perowned posted:I don't see someone getting angry over a board game that they themselves are not interested in. five bucks on Magic: The Gathering
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:22 |
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so 50% of the time this lady gets hosed in her sleep she doesn't wake up at all? how is that possible? how did she come to that percentage? husband self-reporting???
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:34 |
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Presumably those are the mornings she wakes up itchy and inseminated.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:36 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Presumably those are the mornings she wakes up itchy and inseminated. ugh, mondays
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:38 |
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Khorne posted:My [25F] husband [27M] is being really disrespectful of something I enjoy. Not as disrespectful as she is being to reddit (and SA) with this cryptic bullshit!
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:38 |
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kuddles posted:It's called being an objectivist. Atlas shrugged his colossal, blubbery shoulders, dislodging his great burden. As the weighty responsibility of paying for his once-fat son's tuition as his family had once paid for his own tumbled to the ground, the forceful impact of the load caused a ripple to carry up through the cyclopean being's corpulent frame and gently jiggle his three chins, a subtle motion that seemed only to enhance the titan's glare of righteous indignation that he cast downward towards his diminutive wayward progeny. "Weightlifting is harmful, you fool! Don't you know that muscles are just swollen, injured flesh? Are you taking muscle drugs? I'm a fantastic mother by the way, why won't you talk to me?" crowed Atlas, each word conjuring and then destroying fantastical realities in bright flashes and rumbling thunderclaps, wherein countless billions of creatures lived, loved, hoped, feared, hated, despaired and died for thousands of generations. Such is the power of a titan's words. The tiny, once-fat immortal looked up at Atlas then, first to his feet, then his legs and then finally at the massive panniculus, hanging above his head like a great mountain of blubber suspended in the void, ready to plummet and crush the life from him at any moment. The man collected his thoughts and opened his mouth to speak, but then simply shook his head , turned away, and after a moment of hesitation, determined to not look back and started walking.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:40 |
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her secret hobby is "berth ell pup"
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:41 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I almost stopped reading as soon as she said she was a fantastic mother, though. I was like, "there's your problem right there, lady. You think you don't have any flaws."
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:41 |
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Me [27F] with my friend [27F] she was donating her old things, I could really use them and she said no. Rethinking the friendshipquote:Let me start by saying that she has been a really good friend in the past. I have borderline disorder/depression and I've really struggled with it. Making solid friendships and having healthy relationships was always difficult but she has been a constant friend when Im going thought this poo poo but today she really hurt me.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:44 |
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Ah the wonderful "everyone has a legitimate and valid point so everyone loses in the end"
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:52 |
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bone app the teeth posted:Me [27F] with my friend [27F] she was donating her old things, I could really use them and she said no. Rethinking the friendship Your friend wanted to donate to a charity. You are not a charity and an offer was not made for you to come take your pick. Deal with it.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:54 |
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Now let's see her budget where she spends $1100 a month on candles
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:55 |
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Come on guys who doesn't merely rape their wives while they are in deep REM sleep?
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:56 |
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M
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:56 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Come on guys who doesn't merely rape their wives while they are in deep REM sleep? To be fair she did tell him to gently caress her while she was sleeping. Buuuuuut...Then when she realized the intended result wasn't happening (her waking up and being mega horny) she explained the difference to the dude and he just got stealthier about using her as a cumdump. He seems like a keeper. A "letter of the law" kind of guy. No grey areas with this fella.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:01 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:To be fair she did tell him to gently caress her while she was sleeping. This has happened to me twice in my life and both times even in the midst of drunken stupor I was just like "yeah no that's ok". I can't imagine why someone would specifically want to do it.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:03 |
bone app the teeth posted:Me [27F] with my friend [27F] she was donating her old things, I could really use them and she said no. Rethinking the friendship Lol I'd be rethinking that friendship too if I was the other girl
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:06 |
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if I was going to donate some stuff and a friend asked for it I would be happy for them to have it. when I moved out of the country I gave some good friends of mine my TV, Record Player, Sound system when I could have easily sold them or given to charity.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:08 |
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To be fair it sounds like the rich friend doesn't really think well of the poor friend.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:11 |
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bone app the teeth posted:Me [27F] with my friend [27F] she was donating her old things, I could really use them and she said no. Rethinking the friendship reading the comments, the op makes almost 3 times as much money as the friend, regularly asks the friend for "loans" and also has bpd she isnt in therapy for. friend dodged a bullet
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:22 |
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Today I learned that 18,000 a year makes you rich.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:22 |
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something in r/legaladvice Ex-wife is suing me for child support. I don't even have a penis... quote:I lost my ... when I was 14 due to a major health problem. I married to a woman who at the time claimed to be asexual however eventually she told me that she was pregnant with twins with a man she was having sex with. We divorced before the children were born. Now is 4 years later. yeah so a no-penised cancer patient is gettin sued for child support
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:25 |
Pussy Quipped posted:Help reddit this woman in my office has boobies and I can't stop looking at them! I can see the outline of them through her shirt everyday its crazy! From pages back, but this actually happened. Also I forgot to refresh the tab before starting to post. quote:My roommate asked me to start wearing a bra around the apartment. EDIT: Ride The Gravitron posted:To be fair it sounds like the rich friend doesn't really think well of the poor friend. Nuebot fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Oct 20, 2016 |
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:28 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:something in r/legaladvice Jesus...some people have no shame.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:29 |
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the two roommates are banging and new girl is making her jealous
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:30 |
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bone app the teeth posted:the two roommates are banging and new girl is making her jealous High probability.
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