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Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

purple death ray posted:

How do you pronounce hovel?

Huh

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/hovel

Americans :shrug:

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Then how do you pronounce it?

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
It has it in the link, the British way

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

It has it in the link, the British way

And they're both the same but maybe :thejoke:? Or is the joke that a bunch of goons never paid attention grade-school English class?

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

And they're both the same but maybe :thejoke:? Or is the joke that a bunch of goons never paid attention grade-school English class?

Uh they're far from being the same dude, you might wanna listen to them again. (IPA-wise it's hɒvl vs. hʌvl)

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Shovel and hovel in either version of English rhyme, go ahead and listen from the link Sulla posted. I'm betting the same pedantic goofs that pick apart rhymes can't figure out if TP should be over or under and wear their underwear outside their pants.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Pick posted:

My first internet crazy was trying to find a website about dragons in like... 1998. I tried to just type in the URL, not knowing that there were two very similar sites only one or two letters apart. One was Draconology, which had things like drawings of dragon skeletons, and the other was Dragonology which was for people who thought they were dragons (or maybe it was vice versa, anyway). Luckily, at that particular fork in my life, I chose "make fun of people who think they are dragons" and not "hey, what if I am a dragon."

Guy Goodbody posted:

You know that at some point you're gonna have to fight Dragonology Timeline Pick, right?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Tough fight, too. I hear she's a loving dragon.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Shovel and hovel in either version of English rhyme, go ahead and listen from the link Sulla posted. I'm betting the same pedantic goofs that pick apart rhymes can't figure out if TP should be over or under and wear their underwear outside their pants.

I don't know a single accent of English where it's pronounced shaw-vel, which is what it would need to be in order to rime with hovel.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I'm hearing the English one as "hovel" and the American one as "hovoh"

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I've only ever heard it pronounced Haw-vole"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh my god i would not be even slightly bothered if you all were slain by wolves

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

oh my god i would not be even slightly bothered if you all were slain by wolves

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

it's loving huvvl. What idiot bastard strain of English are you nutters speaking

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

oh my god i would not be even slightly bothered if you all were slain by wolves

Yeah but what is the correct pronunciation of "wolves"?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Yeah but what is the correct pronunciation of "wolves"?

One of my friends pronounces it "wuf" and "woovs." Its weird.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Every time somebody talks about one world government, I think of how easily goons freak about about inconsequential regional differences like word pronunciation and how to pump gas, then I just laugh and laugh and laugh and lau

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jastiger posted:

Lol no Baby Boomers can get hosed. Forever.



Panfilo posted:

Show me on the doll where your dad touched you



value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Suspect Bucket posted:

Y'know, now that we're on the subject, does anyone know about barn fire suppression systems? Just something to get the hayloft and wet in case of emergency.

Slugworth posted:

In most jurisdictions, the standard is a hose and a well trained horse.

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

How does the horse hold the hose?

XmasGiftFromWife posted:

He doesn't hold the hose, he does a rein dance.

:downsrim:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

it's loving huvvl. What idiot bastard strain of English are you nutters speaking

Finally...like, regardless of which version I used, one of them rhymes with shovel, and that happens to be the one I grew up hearing. All that fuss over pronunciation, sheesh :psyduck:

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

china bot posted:

the best part is still the pipe sticking out of the barn window in the background

all I see when I look at it is this:

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Cindy Shitbird posted:

all I see when I look at it is this:

jesus christ

Furnok Dorn
Mar 30, 2004
SOCIALLY WORTHLESS SHUT-IN NERD

Cindy Shitbird posted:

all I see when I look at it is this:

amazing

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

I hovered, half expecting it to be a legit emoticon for the forums.

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
Grover and his house will be funny until the end of days, and I pray that God blesses all the poor souls who got banned for recognizing this early

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Cindy Shitbird posted:

all I see when I look at it is this:

I wish this could be the thread title

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Cindy Shitbird posted:

all I see when I look at it is this:

new best thing about groverhaus

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
gently caress, someone get on that poo poo and buy grovertoot.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

get your greedy peepers off my bepis : the thread

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Cindy Shitbird posted:

all I see when I look at it is this:

mods, please

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Vorkosigan
Mar 28, 2012



I would have bought it, but:
File upload failed: Image dimensions exceed allowed dimensions of 90x25 pixels
:arghfist::mad:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Imagine building a house so stupid that even it's smilie fails inspection.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Imagine building a house so stupid that even it's smilie fails inspection.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Imagine building a house so stupid that even it's smilie fails inspection.

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Vorkosigan posted:

I would have bought it, but:
File upload failed: Image dimensions exceed allowed dimensions of 90x25 pixels
:arghfist::mad:

I'll see if i can fix it when i get home from work in the morning.

Failing that, I'll become a mod so i can sign off on it as-is.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Imagine building a house so stupid that even it's smilie fails inspection.

:vince:

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

One Legged Ninja posted:

As a partially related tangent: One time my rifle team was headed to a competition at the Naval Academy in Annapolis, and we were passed on the highway by a bunch of firetrucks, that all exited at the same exit we were going to. We didn't think much of it, until we got to the campus, and found out we couldn't shoot yet, because someone had set their pellet rifle off pointing up in the air, and it shot the sprinkler head, which flooded the range. :jihad:

moist turtleneck posted:

How's a firetruck going to put out water

Bad Munki posted:

With fire obviously, why do you think they call it a fire truck

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Cindy Shitbird posted:

all I see when I look at it is this:

We finally have a :groverhaus:! Mods, please.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Cindy Shitbird posted:

I'll see if i can fix it when i get home from work in the morning.

Failing that, I'll become a mod so i can sign off on it as-is.

You are amazing. You tell me when you're done and I'll buy it.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Every now and then I am so glad I lurk this thread. Pure magic.

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