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CharlestonJew posted:who do you think emperor snoke is gently caress you, Lando is the smoothest brotha in the whole universe, he'd never be Snoke. That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! temple posted:Young Lando only if it plays like black dynamite in space. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATeU-r0GDU
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Disney would never make a young Lando movie since it would have to mostly involve a sexy black man loving two dozen slutty white bitches and Disney don't make that kind of movie.
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If I did the Force Awakens, I would make Lando the president of the galaxy, because you know that's what he's probably do after Star Wars. I would also have an Ewok on a booster seat in an X-Wing going all yub nub.
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Gammatron 64 posted:If I did the Force Awakens, I would make Lando the president of the galaxy, because you know that's what he's probably do after Star Wars. A little ewok climbs into the spot R2's supposed to go and it's wacky with him screaming all the time during the battle in the skies. Then he kind of disappears. It's near the end of the movie. There's an awards ceremony, everyone is hugging and smiling and happy. The John Williams music is swelling. Smash cut to silence and a frozen ewok floating in space.
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The ewok will also be riddled with gaping wounds from all the connectors that attempted to interface with it in the droid seat.
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Baronjutter posted:I'm borderline looking forward to Rogue One because it looks to be its own movie rather than a by the numbers remake of starwars. this is the mantra all the star wars nerds who want to be hipsters keep saying, but you look at the trailer and it's 90% the same poo poo that was in the OT. And it's a prequel to episode IV and basically has the same plot as episode IV so I don't understand why people act like it's so original.
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Rogue One is doing its own original thing? what's it about? Oh it's about the rebels fighting the empire and then blowing up the death star
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MrSlam posted:A little ewok climbs into the spot R2's supposed to go and it's wacky with him screaming all the time during the battle in the skies. Then he kind of disappears. The furry little poo poo is hunkered over on the side, frozen to death from the vacuum of space.
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Schweinhund posted:this is the mantra all the star wars nerds who want to be hipsters keep saying, but you look at the trailer and it's 90% the same poo poo that was in the OT. And it's a prequel to episode IV and basically has the same plot as episode IV so I don't understand why people act like it's so original. If it's just not full of really lovely lazy holes and feels starwarsy that's about A+ in my books for this sort of movie.
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WHo's the villain in rogue one? It's an empire military commander and darth vader the originality is blowing my mind
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The whole movie feels like it'd be better served by a 30-40 minute short. A full blown movie elaborating on poo poo I already knew just seems pointless. Her dad made the death star? Irrelevant. Force-sensitive zatoichi hates the empire? Irrelevant. Forest Whitaker is now a cyborg? Borderline call. If they wanted to make a whole movie about this, make it stand alone. Making it a prequel to IV just sucks all the intrigue out of it.
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You can make the exact same movie and remove all the Star Wars in it and it might become a passable sci-fi movie.
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[Echoing] I loving love [blown out mic]STAR WARS
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Make no mistake I'm going to see this movie like the rest of you guys. We're in too deep.
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Capntastic posted:[Echoing] I loving love [blown out mic]STAR WARS 
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Guy Goodbody posted:Am I crazy, or does that look really good? It looked good until Wolverine stuff started happening and I remembered that this is about a guy who has metal bones and says "bub" a lot
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Gammatron 64 posted:The lady in rogue one is a million times hotter than rei. She can touch my lightsaber anytime Being hotter than Rei isn't very impressive, Asuka was always the hot one
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Guy Goodbody posted:Being hotter than Rei isn't very impressive, Asuka was always the hot one 
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:No Kyle Katarn. Movie bad. Yeah why the gently caress don't they bring him into the movies already? Oh I guess because he manages to use lightsabers and guns and sometimes dark and light side powers and not go all retarded in the process somehow while also maintaining an actual personality and it makes all other Jedi look like idiots. Maybe Obi-wan comes close.
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:Make no mistake I'm going to see this movie like the rest of you guys. We're in too deep. Yeah, me too. But it reminds me of this http://www.theonion.com/article/batman-v-superman-promotion-urges-filmgoers-just-g-52623
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Guy Goodbody posted:Being hotter than Rei isn't very impressive, Asuka was always the hot one misato is the best. also isnt underage
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Terrific Accident posted:It looked good until Wolverine stuff started happening and I remembered that this is about a guy who has metal bones and says "bub" a lot Which timeline is this? The whole X-Men series has hosed itself by having different timelines. I know the comics are the same way, but thats hosed up too. He was weapon X in the last x-men movie and now theyre going back to the days of future past timeline I think? Shits hosed up.
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:Make no mistake I'm going to see this movie like the rest of you guys. We're in too deep. Speak for yourself I still havent watched TFA or the prequels. 
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Guy Goodbody posted:Being hotter than Rei isn't very impressive, Asuka was always the hot one so hosed up
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DoctorStrangelove posted:so hosed up I know right? I thought we purged all the pedos.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Being hotter than Rei isn't very impressive, Asuka was always the hot one ``Oh my gooood!`` - Rich Evansgelion
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Hey guys why did this Red Letter webzone become an amine zone?
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Catastrophe posted:Hey guys why did this Red Letter webzone become an amine zone? Star Wars is anime.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Star Wars is anime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU
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From the early reviews Dr. Strange seems to be a normal Marvel movie except with a memorable score and interesting visuals which means Jay might like it; actually Jay is pretty fair to those Marvel movies, its Rich and Mike who go CD on them.
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bet mike is gonna be upset about the recent decision to cast a black man as young lando. disney is obviously pandering.
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Another thing I found silly in that Plinkett video was the complaint that TFA merch was everywhere; was that not the case for the OT?
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Maybe it's just the fact that I'm drinking tonight, but I'm watching the Juicy Shaq Meat episode of BOTW and Josh doesn't seem that uptight in it this time. He's acting uptight but it mostly seems to be acting, he's not actually upset about not getting to meticulously list all the plot points of Dr. Butcher MD. He doesn't care, he knows nobody else cares. And he wants that juicy Shaq meat.
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Gammatron 64 posted:misato is the best. also isnt underage  but bc of magic they all still look 14 years old so they wouldn't lose their target audience.
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achillesforever6 posted:Another thing I found silly in that Plinkett video was the complaint that TFA merch was everywhere; was that not the case for the OT? I think he is trying to make an inverse correlation between how much cheap plastic crap is shoved into the movie at a time and how much quality the movie has as a work of art.
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max landis is writing a tv show and I can't wait for it to get critically panned.
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Donald Glover is a strange choice for young Lando.
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a bone to pick posted:I think its a regular episode: The fact he's not in the semi-invincible ball form during the Sonic 2 part of the "I'm getting hit while going fast!" montage is driving me insane. Also him going loving insane over getting hit and not dying is loving weird as well. Chucat fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Oct 22, 2016 |
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Chucat posted:The fact he's not in the semi-invincible ball form during the Sonic 2 part of the "I'm getting hit while going fast!" montage is driving me insane. I found the autism
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ultrabindu posted:Here have a trailer for another loving Wolverine movie This is literally just Leon/The Professional with mutants.
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