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Pick posted:"commander shepard" lol pick I thought you were into old men can't hide your dumb posts that easily
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 11:18 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 02:09 |
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From /r/legaladvicequote:I'm going to give you part 2 first because it may be irrelevant to part 1 quote:You need mental health treatment. quote:Yakuza is Japanese. But I don't otherwise understand your story. Do you think this Chinese lawyer was trying to poison you? Or your landlord? Why? Have you spoken to your landlord? Are you being prescribed any medications that you're not taking? Have you signed a lease?
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 11:35 |
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Xaris posted:lol if you think there are any goons under 27. it would make more sense if it was "[37m receding-harline mildly-overweight alcoholic sadbrains computer toucher who just picked up beginner weights] is being overly flirtatious...." following by the rest Stop doxxing me.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 11:36 |
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Tell your useless unemployed husband that he can get his daughter up and to school each morning.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 12:32 |
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i call this masterpiece "Hello, has anyone seen my self esteem?" My [35 M] wife [35F] of 7 years lied, had an affair, admitted feelings for the other guy, and now wants to keep me on the line while she figures things out. Pokemon Go is involved. Thoughts? quote:My wife of 7 years got interested with a guy in her Pokemon Go group on Facebook, they met up with a group to catch Pokemon. My wife aggressively flirted with him over a few weeks and ended up having a 2-3 week affair with the guy. He ended it because he "felt guilty" cheating on HIS fiance of a few years. I found this out by snooping her chats with friends and the guy.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 13:36 |
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Game Freak plz make cuckolding sidequest in Pokemon Sun/Moon
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 13:38 |
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HardDiskD posted:My [30F] new boyfriend [35M] is apparently the local creep. This was three pages ago, but I'm reading these out to my partner while she does other things, and she initially misheard this as "My [30F] new boyfriend [35M] is apparently the local Greek." Cue great mental images of the boyfriend hastily pulling a blond wig over his black, curly hair when she gets home; her catching fleeting glimpses of him scarfing down dolmades; and him ducking down under his table when she walks past the town's Greek restaurant. "What's your name?" "George Papado-Jones. George Jones." *stuffs tzatziki and pita bread in a drawer*
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 13:40 |
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Stickfigure posted:Children do though
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 13:51 |
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Coucho Marx posted:This was three pages ago, but I'm reading these out to my partner while she does other things, and she initially misheard this as "My [30F] new boyfriend [35M] is apparently the local Greek." I love this post.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 13:55 |
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mind the walrus posted:Game Freak plz make cuckolding sidequest in Pokemon Sun/Moon Well it IS called Pokemon S&M after all.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 14:41 |
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DOMDOM posted:My [35 M] wife [35F] of 7 years lied, had an affair, admitted feelings for the other guy, and now wants to keep me on the line while she figures things out. Pokemon Go is involved. Thoughts? Is this the same guy who posted one of these a few weeks ago? "My wife is meeting someone to play Pokemon GO all the time, but insists he's just a friend" And then everyone told him to trust her and let her have friends, on the basis that because she is level 33 or something so she has obviously playing Pokemon the whole time. lol if so
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 14:48 |
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Jack Trades posted:Well it IS called Pokemon S&M after all. I assume the Pokemon thread in Games has been making this joke for months already, but I still just got a little thrill like I got a sneak peek at the Joke Of The Future since the games aren't technically out yet
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 15:17 |
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DOMDOM posted:i call this masterpiece "Hello, has anyone seen my self esteem?" During Pokemon GO's peak I found 3 women on my Tinder Profile who really just wanted to meet up and Pokemon GO somewhere. Was I breaking apart nerdy couples who's marriage was on the rocks?
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 15:21 |
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Guys getting women to cheat on their husbands via Pokemon Go should go full-tilt and start doing Poke-rival poo poo. "Smell ya wife's pussy later!"
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 15:24 |
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mind the walrus posted:Guys getting women to cheat on their husbands via Pokemon Go should go full-tilt and start doing Poke-rival poo poo. "Smell ya wife's pussy later!" Haha I changed his name in your phone to "DOUCHE", now everyone has to call him DOUCHE all the time
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 15:27 |
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mind the walrus posted:Guys getting women to cheat on their husbands via Pokemon Go should go full-tilt and start doing Poke-rival poo poo. "Smell ya wife's pussy later!" "I'll make her vulvasuar squirtle!"
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 15:50 |
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Boyfriend's weird fetish is ruining us, help!quote:Me (21) and Boyfriend (25) quote:Why are you kinkshaming him?
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 15:59 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Boyfriend's weird fetish is ruining us, help! God drat, these loving dudes and their fetishes. Why don't you look for someone who's into the exact same thing instead of roping some poor normal girl into it? Oh, wait, I know why, the people who are into weird fetishes are usually ugly as gently caress.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:03 |
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quote:When talking about more intimate stuff he always refers to his fetish. I really want to hear an example of him steering a normal pillow-talk conversation into one about giant monsters destroying buildings with their feet I don't know how that would even work e: your eyes are like beautiful limpid lagoons reflecting the light of the crescent moon, your skin is like beautiful alabaster snow untouched by track or plow, and your feet are like giant armored talons knocking a hole right through the Chrysler building with one mighty kick, then destroying floor after floor as they make their way inexorably toward the ground below. The office workers inside who were not immediately obliterated scream and rush for the exits, but there is nowhere to run and it's far too late, because the structure's steel beams are already -- wait, where are you going loquacius fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Oct 21, 2016 |
# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:05 |
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"You make me feel like my tail swipe could level Tokyo."
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:09 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Boyfriend's weird fetish is ruining us, help! B-B-But I'm a prom queen
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:09 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:"You make me feel like my tail swipe could level Tokyo." "ravage me like one of your tokyo girls"
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:10 |
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he feels inadequate unless she runs away screaming godzilla after he whips it out
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:14 |
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I asked for Godzilla but all I got was Godzooki
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:34 |
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WampaLord posted:Oh, wait, I know why, the people who are into weird fetishes are usually ugly as gently caress. Don't generalize people. I'm into loving pokemon plushies while watching Lowtax's YT videos and I'm hot af. So hot in fact that you can fry eggs on my rear end.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:48 |
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Jack Trades posted:So hot in fact that you can fry eggs on my rear end. What a coincidence, frying eggs on asses is my fetish.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:51 |
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quote:How do I [24F] get my cousin [12M] to stop touching himself?
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 17:51 |
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It's really weird how often the people in these stories remind me of Arrested Development characters
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 17:55 |
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loquacius posted:It's really weird how often the people in these stories remind me of Arrested Development characters Aunt: We know what we're doing, we raised him!!! Aunt, privately: ...hurt to say no to that one
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 17:58 |
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Just tell him to stop touching himself around you. You don't have to route that one through the parents. "Help my [F45] 14 year old nephew [M14] has full raging erections and rubs it on the couch pillow when we watch SpongeBob reruns!!?? How do I make him stop?"
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:05 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Just tell him to stop touching himself around you. You don't have to route that one through the parents. "Help my [F45] 14 year old nephew [M14] has full raging erections and rubs it on the couch pillow when we watch SpongeBob reruns!!?? How do I make him stop?" It sounds like she's done that already and he's not listening because he's hosed in the head
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:20 |
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OP's aunt and uncle are doing a great job of raising the next major serial killer!
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:21 |
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unless his parents completely change their methods immediately, right now, this very second, that kid is hosed for life. probably already too late... i use to hold my junk and play with it in public too but I was 4. I liked to pretend it was a dinosaur. the penis was the neck/head and then I'd stretch my scrotum out to be a back sail.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:23 |
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Are you sure you weren't nineteen? Because I don't remember anything about being four.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:32 |
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Pretty sure she could just blow her cousin and then watch TV in peace.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:38 |
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I feel really bad for that kid. He's ultra messed up on account of his lovely helicopter parents. Unless OP's family can somehow intervene for real (and they almost certainly won't be able to), he has nothing to look forward to except a lifetime of therapy, once he hits his upper teenage years. I always assumed that that flavor of hyper helicopter parenting wore off by the time kids were in school, but I guess not... Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Oct 21, 2016 |
# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:41 |
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This is disturbingly similar to some stories I was told about an older cousin I had who died last year (unsurprisingly, he had a pretty hosed up life)
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:51 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Pretty sure she could just blow her cousin and then watch TV in peace. You're getting weird man.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:53 |
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That kid is definitely a future serial killer, it's too late.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 20:17 |
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Being stylish comes at a costquote:Me [20 F] with my boyfriend [20 M], My bf has been drastically changing his style and I don't like it
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 20:25 |