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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Being an adult and ordering milk at a bar/restaurant.

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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Being an adult and ordering milk at a bar/restaurant.

what if its chocolate milk

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

EVIL NOONER posted:

what if its chocolate milk

Thats straight up pro tier, weird, but pro tier

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Nah. Jokes are told, puns are inflicted

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
* likes to get peed on

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

People who think that the Telltale Game of Thrones game was good by any stretch of the term.
People who still like Telltale Games post-Wolf Among Us.

Trump Fans.
Religious Nuts.
MTV Fans.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
* kills their parents

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

-Likes Star Citizen
-Dislikes Star Citizen
-Derek Smart

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

tells people what foods are gross, unprompted

doesn't eat whole categories of food like greens/seafood/carbs but isn't a vegetarian or whatev and doesn't have health problems

eats the same thing every loving day

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
when u cook something for somebody and they automatically add salt to it without even tasting it

also somebody said having any pets besides a cat/dog and i agreed w that

but then i remembered that i kind of want a lobster for a pet and i want to feed it cool things and watch it crush stuff w its claws

but i guess maybe lobsters arent really pets theyre just things you keep in a glass box w water, similar to mold or bacteria

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be

Duckbag posted:


doesn't eat whole categories of food like greens/seafood/carbs but isn't a vegetarian or whatev and doesn't have health problems

eats the same thing every loving day

It's me. I'm the freak. Luckily I'm socially maladjusted enough not to care what people think about this.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
they say things like wifi gives you cancer or they are white and have dread locks

they have a pet spider (oh god )

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Plebian Parasite posted:

-Adult wearing backpack while not hiking or at an amusement park

everyone does this in norway and sweden

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Dave Concepcion posted:

everyone does this in norway and sweden

Still true

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

what are some small but significant telltale signs that a person you dont know that well is pretty weird ?

All the dialogue choices with other characters will insist that one of the people is pretty strange. You better answer diplomatically, because they will remember this.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

thathonkey posted:

* runs linux os on their computer and extols the virtues of doing so at every opportunity

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Thinks their success matters

Thinks anything matters

Isn't a nihilist

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* adds copious salt and pepper to every meal

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Prays at work and tells people about his/her last talk with God

Has deep belief in Russo-Jewish conspiracy

Puts pineapple on the pizza

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

glowstick party tonight posted:

* likes to get peed on

That, that's not weird. :glomp:

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Has opinions about which Dr. Who is the best.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Unknowable Hole posted:

Has opinions about which Dr. Who is the best.

knows what dr who is

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

Dave Concepcion posted:

knows what dr who is

fuuuu

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

EVIL NOONER posted:

also somebody said having any pets besides a cat/dog and i agreed w that
i feel like a nice little miniature piggie might be a good friend to have if you live in like vermont or something

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* says "lulz" or "el oh el" out loud

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
- dislikes dogs
- has a horse

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Gatekeeper posted:

never fantasised about being a vampire, or feels shame and if asked won't cop to it

poo poo I was doing this yesterday. Now that I'm older, though, it was mostly focused on how much of a hassle it would be.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


listens to stand up comedy cd's in car

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
-owns a lot of houseplants

-plays some kind of pseudo-guitar analogue (eg, banjo, lute, ukulele etc)

-makes their own candles

-smells like a patchouli fartcloud

-really likes to talk about exotic cheeses in casual conversation

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

EVIL NOONER posted:

when u cook something for somebody and they automatically add salt to it without even tasting it


Would you prefer they taste it and then reach for the salt?

While sighing and rolling their eyes.

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

-obviously vents about a particular person in a thread like this

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

They keep shitposting in one of the best current threads to say everyone who enjoys it is stupid and to ask "what are they looking at?" for the umpteenth time.

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

thathonkey posted:

* adds copious salt and pepper to every meal


EVIL NOONER posted:

when u cook something for somebody and they automatically add salt to it without even tasting it

I almost always add pepper to my food before I taste it. It's habitual and I don't even think about it - my mom never put much pepper in food when she made it and I really really like crushed black pepper :( I don't mean to offend anyone's cooking or be a weirdo. God knows I have enough problems as it.

Here's one: people who say poo poo like 'oh my gods!'. I mostly see that online but there were a couple goth kids at highschool who would say 'godsdamnit' all of the time and it was obnoxious and weird.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

they have glasses that are always really smeared and dirty, you know what i mean, and the glasses are crooked too

Also Transitions Lenses

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
*stares out the window instead of at phone*

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
-calls soda 'pop'
-can't drive without taking off their shoes
- has a tattoo of a guy holding a hatchet aka 'the hatchet man;
- likes hair metal but isn't like forty years old even
- always wears different shirts but its the same shirt just a closet full of the same drat shirt

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Soup du Journey posted:

i feel like a nice little miniature piggie might be a good friend to have if you live in like vermont or something

dang yeah or a goat would be solid too


Two Free Toppings posted:

Here's one: people who say poo poo like 'oh my gods!'. I mostly see that online but there were a couple goth kids at highschool who would say 'godsdamnit' all of the time and it was obnoxious and weird.

i worked w a girl that was 'asexual' and wiccan and invited me to a science fiction convention that used to say that

yea she was really cool yep

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Someone that claims to be asexual is a strange person I can't think of a single person I've met that described themselves as such that wasn't weird. Not liking to gently caress is bizarre.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

luv 2 date boys posted:

* "nigga i poo poo trains" t-shirt

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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Jim Barris posted:

Someone that claims to be asexual is a strange person I can't think of a single person I've met that described themselves as such that wasn't weird. Not liking to gently caress is bizarre.

she was fat

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