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drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

iospace posted:

Could be worse, could be Toyota's version of the Smart Car with these stickers:


Or the Aston Martin version.

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Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



iospace posted:

Could be worse, could be Toyota's version of the Smart Car with these stickers:


I am sad this is in my state.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
A cobalt had the FWD lap record at buttonwillow for years.

heffray
Sep 18, 2010

TotalLossBrain posted:

A coworker of mine has a 2016 SS. It's a nice car with plenty of power and good brakes. He got it for 10k off MSRP, but that still put it at 39k so...
GM screwed up by naming their LS3 sedan after many years of awful FWD "sporty" cars.

G-Mach
Feb 6, 2011

iospace posted:

Could be worse, could be Toyota's version of the Smart Car with these stickers:


If you see a WCEC sticker on a car. Stay far away from the owner and car.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Something something Homer:



http://jalopnik.com/1788103372

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Funzo posted:

I am sad this is in my state.

The parking lot at WCTC is good for finding poo poo like this. It's crazy.

Gay Nudist Dad
Dec 12, 2006

asshole on a scooter

That man looks exactly like the man I'd picture driving this car if I just saw this car. Like, if you showed me a picture of this car, and told me to imagine the person who would drive it, it would be that man. Amazing.

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor


:munch:

Well.

It certainly doesn't have a roof.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

heffray posted:

GM screwed up by naming their LS3 sedan after many years of awful FWD "sporty" cars using SS as a trim level to identify the sporty version of their cars.
Ftfy

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Octopus Magic posted:

Both of those cars were garbage no matter what drivetrain and Bryan Nesbitt deserves to be tarred and feathered.


Other cars Nesbitt had his hand in making ugly: Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky, the Cobalt, and various other humdrum death-throw Pontiacs.

Was he the reason Pontiac grilles looked like knockoff BMW grilles, and every Pontiac looked boring and samey in the front?

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

angryrobots posted:

heffray posted:

GM screwed up by naming their LS3 sedan after many years of awful FWD "sporty" cars using SS as a trim level to identify the :airquote:sporty:airquote: version of their awful FWD :airquote:cars.:airquote:
Ftfy
FTFYT

Gearhead posted:



:munch:

Well.

It certainly doesn't have a roof.
No lowballers, I know what I have.

solarNativity fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Oct 23, 2016

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

heffray posted:

GM screwed up by naming their LS3 sedan after many years of awful FWD "sporty" cars.

Well they named it "G8" before and then they closed Pontiac. The VE/VF Holden Commodore is a loving great car, but US GM is determined to loving tank it, I swear.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

GM uses it currently for the Camaro, and had the SS Trailblazer and Silverado at the same time as the FWD cars you :airquote: idiots :airquote: are bitching about.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Well they named it "G8" before and then they closed Pontiac. The VE/VF Holden Commodore is a loving great car, but US GM is determined to loving tank it, I swear.

Because Americans at GM hate real fun and only wanna drain the pockets of JC Whitney shoppers.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

angryrobots posted:

GM uses it currently for the Camaro, and had the SS Trailblazer and Silverado at the same time as the FWD cars you :airquote: idiots :airquote: are bitching about.

:rolleyes:
You're right, the Trailblazer is definitely the kind of truck that needs a Super Sport designation, as it is a sports car after all. No, I can't think of anything sportier than a 1/2 ton truck built on a platform that never had a single manual transmission. What's even sportier is how poorly it handled due to its hosed center of gravity that made it rival the Suburban and the Explorer in its ability to corner. You're definitely not helping prove the point that using SS as a blanket trim package for all vehicles instead of using it specifically for its sports cars and sport sedans devalued the SS name. No sir

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


The trailblazer SS probably handled better than the 60s impala SS or chevelle SS. It was probably faster in a straight line, too.

Compare that to the malibu maxx SS which was.....the malibu maxx ss

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

The Door Frame posted:

:rolleyes:
You're right, the Trailblazer is definitely the kind of truck that needs a Super Sport designation, as it is a sports car after all. No, I can't think of anything sportier than a 1/2 ton truck built on a platform that never had a single manual transmission. What's even sportier is how poorly it handled due to its hosed center of gravity that made it rival the Suburban and the Explorer in its ability to corner. You're definitely not helping prove the point that using SS as a blanket trim package for all vehicles instead of using it specifically for its sports cars and sport sedans devalued the SS name. No sir

And before that it was on the f body ls1 camaro, which at the time had a huge following and I assume you find worthy, but have pretty much been abandoned at this point (edit: actually literally abandoned to become drivetrain donors for more interesting cars), and would probably get it's rear end kicked stock-for-stock by a turbo cobalt ss around anything with a corner.

You are making the assumption that the SS moniker had any value at any time, or was anything other than a trim level. Which it was, and is.... Except in the case of the poorly named American market Commodore.

Chevy is great at putting together excellent drivetrains and sticking them in poorly designed ill-fitted and finished bodies with dumpster fire interiors, and at that the modern SS trim level cars carry the tradition well.

angryrobots fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Oct 23, 2016

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
I wonder why we never got SS cars here in Germa--- oh, right

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

jamal posted:

A cobalt had the FWD lap record at buttonwillow for years.

That certainly makes up for wanting to wear a bag over your head while driving it.



"HEY GUYS THIS CAR HAS THE BEST FWD LAPTIMES AT BUTTONWILLOW, ITS NOT JUST A CAR THAT IS SUB-KIA LEVEL DESIGN!!!"

Octopus Magic fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Oct 23, 2016

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

wayfinder posted:

I wonder why we never got SS cars here in Germa--- oh, right
You joke, but that's exactly why they're called Jaguar now. Originally Swallow Sidecars, which became SS Cars, which became Jaguar in 1945 as it "cannot be connected or confused with any similar foreign name".

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

angryrobots posted:

And before that it was on the f body ls1 camaro, which at the time had a huge following and I assume you find worthy, but have pretty much been abandoned at this point (edit: actually literally abandoned to become drivetrain donors for more interesting cars), and would probably get it's rear end kicked stock-for-stock by a turbo cobalt ss around anything with a corner.

You are making the assumption that the SS moniker had any value at any time, or was anything other than a trim level. Which it was, and is.... Except in the case of the poorly named American market Commodore.

Chevy is great at putting together excellent drivetrains and sticking them in poorly designed ill-fitted and finished bodies with dumpster fire interiors, and at that the modern SS trim level cars carry the tradition well.

Ok, I think we can all get behind this statement.

I was thinking about marketing their Corvette sedan as the SS being meaningless to the average consumer after the HHR, Mali-Maxx, and Trailblazer SS packages, and probably detrimental to the success of a car people seem to like, but every muscle car guy I know would get a hard on any time we saw anything classic with those chrome S's on it. I thought it actually meant something, but I should have known better than that

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005


You could get the SS TRIM PACKAGE on any 75 or 76 Nova (including the straight six and 3-speed wheeze-o-matic) but assuming you checked all the sporty boxes you would get yourself a 4 on the floor pushed by a mighty 165 hp tree-fiddy!

Stop muddying the SS name with your wrong wheel drive GM! :bahgawd:

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^
SS is to Muscle Car guys as Type R is to 90s/early 2000s Riceboys.

I would totally buy a Honda Odessey Type R

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

InitialDave posted:

You joke, but that's exactly why they're called Jaguar now. Originally Swallow Sidecars, which became SS Cars, which became Jaguar in 1945 as it "cannot be connected or confused with any similar foreign name".

Holy crap

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

TRD Avalon

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009





///M

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

At least you can't whine about A/B pillars the size of redwood trunks like in every other modern car.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
It doesn't surprise me that GM named the Commodore the SS when they imported it. They haven't marketed it, and they never planned to. They only brought it to compete in NASCAR, and they had to sell 5000 stateside to be able to do that. After that they could give a poo poo less. The only reason they even keep selling them is the ridiculous reviews they inevitably got led to some industry pressure.

GM is going to be shuttering Holden in a year or two anyway (can't remember which), and with that, we'll have lost one of the last real bastions of quality GM muscle car design. For fucks sake, the 2010 to 2015 Camaro is the Aussie designed Zeta chassis used in the Commodore (and thus the G8).

After that, it's going to be Corvettes and Camaros forever.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Uhhhh... the Chev SS is just a Commodore SS. GM just removed the Commodore bit. Commodore SS has been a thing since.... ummm.... at least the VN Commodore in 1988.

Aint our problem if the Yanks dont recoginse a Commodore's V8 designation.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Uhhhh... the Chev SS is just a Commodore SS. GM just removed the Commodore bit. Commodore SS has been a thing since.... ummm.... at least the VN Commodore in 1988.

Aint our problem if the Yanks dont recoginse a Commodore's V8 designation.

I know I was just saying that it just shows how little they gave a poo poo about things like "marketing" and "confusing the consumer" etc.

wildemere
Nov 19, 2013

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Uhhhh... the Chev SS is just a Commodore SS. GM just removed the Commodore bit. Commodore SS has been a thing since.... ummm.... at least the VN Commodore in 1988.

Aint our problem if the Yanks dont recoginse a Commodore's V8 designation.

Holden used SS badging on 70's Torana's & HQ's
When it appeared again in the late 80's it was a throwback to those.

Before that there was GTS badging on the early Monaros.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

They only brought it to compete in NASCAR, and they had to sell 5000 stateside to be able to do that.

Of all the reasons that the SS was brought to the states, bringing it over for NASCAR use is nowhere near the list.

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE
Seriously, you know that one of the NASCAR "cars" is the Camry, right?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Eh that's the story I heard, shows what happens when you don't fact check. What was their reasoning for bringing an ace car like that and not marketing it at all then?

Edit: as a matter of fact, that was the basic reasoning reported when the car first came online in the US.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bp/2014-chevrolet-ss-aussie-built-nascar-races-america-050213874.html

Just one of a number of articles I found.

Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Oct 24, 2016

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Eh that's the story I heard, shows what happens when you don't fact check. What was their reasoning for bringing an ace car like that and not marketing it at all then?

Edit: as a matter of fact, that was the basic reasoning reported when the car first came online in the US.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bp/2014-chevrolet-ss-aussie-built-nascar-races-america-050213874.html

Just one of a number of articles I found.

A "performance" car with a GM auto and styling bland enough to be confused for the rental-trim malibcobapalawhatever, but, and this is evidently very important, with the same tires that Ferrari uses. Oh and the standard GM interior, costing ~$50K. How would a company whose latest commercials include "hey guys our cheap car's headlights sort of look like an Audi's if you squint right" market that at all?

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Naturally Selected posted:

A "performance" car with a GM auto and styling bland enough to be confused for the rental-trim malibcobapalawhatever, but, and this is evidently very important, with the same tires that Ferrari uses. Oh and the standard GM interior, costing ~$50K. How would a company whose latest commercials include "hey guys our cheap car's headlights sort of look like an Audi's if you squint right" market that at all?

It's a souped-up version of what was designed as a rental/fleet/cop-mobile - not surprising it shows

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



At least they got rid of that design and gave themselves a name change. This is a UK based 'fashion' label (that makes utter shite)


ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Olympic Mathlete posted:

At least they got rid of that design and gave themselves a name change. This is a UK based 'fashion' label (that makes utter shite)




Intentional, actually. They're a bunch of counterculture hipster dicks and one of their first prints was a silkscreen of Hitler's face.

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