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Jim Barris posted:how fat are we talking here? Gut hangs down below waist fat? i dont honestly remember, shes not a person i bothered to grab a clear mental image of
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Oct 22, 2016 20:32
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-Interrupts a conversation two cougars are having with an attractive young man to ask them what they do for a living then proceeds to recite poetry when they ask him what he does to relax. He then asks them after he finishes if they want an encore.
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Oct 23, 2016 03:54
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It's always the first person that comes up to you and tries to make friends with you when you start a new job/school.
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Oct 23, 2016 05:20
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Salty Josh posted:-Interrupts a conversation two cougars are having with an attractive young man to ask them what they do for a living then proceeds to recite poetry when they ask him what he does to relax. He then asks them after he finishes if they want an encore. what the gently caress is this
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Oct 23, 2016 05:28
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EVIL NOONER posted:when u cook something for somebody and they automatically add salt to it without even tasting it Lobster are the smartest crustaceans FWIW. *Eats Wonderbread as an adult *Doesn't like any spicy foods *Poor oral hygiene *Uses spray deodorant
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Oct 23, 2016 05:29
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Improbable Lobster posted:Lobster are the smartest crustaceans FWIW. sorry i meant no offense
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Last Chance posted:non natural hair colors are like humanity's check engine light
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Oct 23, 2016 06:19
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Last Chance posted:non natural hair colors are like humanity's check engine light ignore it and ride along anyway?
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Oct 23, 2016 06:28
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tells you about all the drugs they've taken when you've only just met is way too into one particular band has a whole wardrobe just for music festivals looks down on people who are just like them but do different drugs, go to different festivals, or are into a slightly different band EVIL NOONER posted:ignore it and ride along anyway? not immediately dangerous, but high maintenance and prone to breakdowns e: evil nooner who killed your demon flamingo? Duckbox fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Oct 23, 2016 |
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Oct 23, 2016 07:00
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Duckbag posted:tells you about all the drugs they've taken when you've only just met *is 16*
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Oct 23, 2016 07:02
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Thinks that acting tough online means they are alpha and actually might be brave enough to leave their Mom's basement someday soon. ...Oh wait that's like 80% of the people online.
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Oct 23, 2016 07:07
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Plebian Parasite posted:-Adult wearing backpack while not hiking or at an amusement park
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Oct 23, 2016 07:19
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Plebian Parasite posted:-Adult wearing backpack while not hiking or at an amusement park As a person that walks over ten miles, for fun, to go to the grocery store, because I loving can, This. I am also weird for the aforementioned reasons. I mean, WTF, drive to the store gently caress nard.
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Oct 23, 2016 07:31
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*wears shorts*
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Oct 23, 2016 07:31
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*holds in farts*
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Oct 23, 2016 07:35
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RaySmuckles posted:anyone talking on a pay phone in 2016 flip phone as well. no form of social media (fb/insta/snapchat/or whatever)
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Oct 23, 2016 09:09
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Two Free Toppings posted:Here's one: people who say poo poo like 'oh my gods!'. I mostly see that online but there were a couple goth kids at highschool who would say 'godsdamnit' all of the time and it was obnoxious and weird. This pisses me off way more than it probably should because I know a 30 year-old man who does it.
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Oct 23, 2016 09:47
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old wooden ships posted:It's always the first person that comes up to you and tries to make friends with you when you start a new job/school. Yeah then you feel bad when you realize you have to cut them off to be friends with the people you actually like
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Oct 23, 2016 10:09
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biggest sign? they spent  on a forums account
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Oct 23, 2016 13:49
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EVIL NOONER posted:sorry i meant no offense We're still dumb as gently caress though lol
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Oct 23, 2016 15:57
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darth_pizza posted:biggest sign? yeah not buying any of the extra poo poo is kinda weird
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Oct 23, 2016 16:33
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darth_pizza posted:biggest sign? thanks for bothering to read the first few responses instead of falling rear end first into the thread cocky enough to think youre the first to make the most obvious joke in the world
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Oct 23, 2016 17:26
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*White dude who won't stop talking about the difficulty of being a minority and/or a woman in social situations *People who argue about bicycles online *People who are no longer in the military that tell you how much they miss it *Wiccan *People with Native American art themes in the their home *People who own reptiles as pets *People who wear T-shirts with sarcastic/funny sayings on them *Molon Labe bumper sticker havers *Anyone with an Etsy shop *Super pale people with dark hair
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Oct 23, 2016 17:37
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thathonkey posted:thanks for bothering to read the first few responses instead of falling rear end first into the thread cocky enough to think youre the first to make the most obvious joke in the world reading posts is for nerds which i am not, being as i'm too busy being buff and smooching babes all day. c'mon
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Oct 23, 2016 18:36
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thathonkey posted:oh and let's get the very obvious out of the way, goddamnit. i am clearly owned pretty hard here. poo poo.
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Oct 23, 2016 18:36
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*has a horse.
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Oct 23, 2016 22:24
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frogge posted:*has a horse. dang howd it take 6 pages for this one
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Oct 23, 2016 22:29
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*decides to change ultra nerdy yet OK haircut into a mohawk overnight then acts like nothing is different (Yet I respect this. It's way better then the fishing "you like my new haircut? I felt like doing something different")
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Oct 23, 2016 22:31
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thathonkey posted:what are some small but significant telltale signs that a person you dont know that well is pretty weird ? Those are the only shoes my roommate will wear. He has four or five pairs of them. He told me that each of them has a different purpose (general wear, running, hiking?? etc). Even has toe socks to go in the toe shoes. He's also weird in many other ways, but that's a good tip-off. I recently visited my sister, and her roommate seemed nice, but later I saw that his side of the fridge only had some apples and a ton of bottles of soylent, and I suddenly saw a whole different side of him.
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Oct 23, 2016 22:52
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you were warned posted:Those are the only shoes my roommate will wear. He has four or five pairs of them. He told me that each of them has a different purpose (general wear, running, hiking?? etc). Even has toe socks to go in the toe shoes. He's also weird in many other ways, but that's a good tip-off. yeah the bad side from the sounds of it!
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Oct 23, 2016 22:59
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Booblord Zagats posted:*Anyone with an Etsy shop *sweats*
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Oct 23, 2016 23:01
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Oct 23, 2016 23:13
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frogge posted:*has a horse. *keeps horse boarded a hundred miles away, sees it 4 times a year, has over 300 pictures of it on their phone and is prominently featured on their Xmas card.
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Oct 23, 2016 23:14
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Solice Kirsk posted:*keeps horse boarded a hundred miles away, sees it 4 times a year, has over 300 pictures of it on their phone and is prominently featured on their Xmas card. lol nice ive never been a horse person or anything but i remember thinking to myself that if i lived in a massive tract of land it might be neat to have one or something then i saw a gbs thread about horses and i learned you have to like clean their dongs and poo poo which i kinda knew from dating a horse girl in high school but tbh i just assumed she was a weirdo then somebody linked a youtube video and honestly i dont even want to be near horses ever again
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Oct 23, 2016 23:15
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Wears a coon skin cap
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Oct 23, 2016 23:46
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Cosmic Charlie posted:Wears a coon skin cap idk i think i might respect a person that did that tbh coon skin cap boots with the furrr
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Oct 23, 2016 23:57
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Cosmic Charlie posted:Wears a coon skin cap when i was in college there was actually a guy that wore one all the time can confirm w/r/t weirdness
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-Spends nearly an hour telling you about the 9/11 conspiracy and chemtrails, and tries to get you to look up some nutcase videos on youtube. -Does this while at your job as a contractor hired for spraying insecticides.
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