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sometimes when I'm drunk I'll touch people like that because I have awful balance but I don't think that's what was goin on
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Troposphere posted:sometimes when I'm drunk I'll touch people like that because I have awful balance but I don't think that's what was goin on Her goddamn meltdown was legendary though. That's the type of person who murders someone if they're around kitchen knives when it happens.
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MachineryNoise posted:Yeah, I don't know why a man would be scared of his recent insane ex pounding on his door. It's a well-documented fact that women can't use weapons. They have such dainty little hands, they could never pull a trigger, or do any real damage with a knife.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 19:43 |
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In the American post-punk revival band The Killers' magnum opus Mr Brightside, a line wherein the singer's significant other touches another man's chest immediately precedes one wherein the other man in question takes off the woman's dress, and furthermore
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:but she's 5'7" and 150 lbs, that's, like, almost man-sized Almost? I think I'm slightly taller but she has me by a couple of kilograms. Moon Atari fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Oct 24, 2016 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What kind of person makes racist jokes to people they don't know in real life settings? What kind of person makes racist jokes period? It's amusing how she tries to justify how she didn't gently caress up after the fact too. Actual work convo Dan: Hey Mark Mark: yeah Dan: How do you hide a black man's welfare check? Put it in his work boots. Mark and everybody else in the room: *laughs* Mark was the only black guy loquacius posted:In the American post-punk revival band The Killers' magnum opus Mr Brightside, a line wherein the singer's significant other touches another man's chest immediately precedes one wherein the other man in question takes off the woman's dress, and furthermore I like this song/band/album Too bad it was overplayed when it came out
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loquacius posted:In the American post-punk revival band The Killers' magnum opus Mr Brightside, a line wherein the singer's significant other touches another man's chest immediately precedes one wherein the other man in question takes off the woman's dress, and furthermore actually, it started out with a kiss
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loquacius posted:In the American post-punk revival band The Killers' magnum opus Mr Brightside, a line wherein the singer's significant other touches another man's chest immediately precedes one wherein the other man in question takes off the woman's dress, and furthermore You will die a dog's death. So will these two.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 20:04 |
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how did it end up like this
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 20:09 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Actual work convo It's really, really sad that I have to say this in goddamn 2016, but you are a drooling moron and horrible rear end in a top hat if you think that telling racist jokes in the workplace is normal and expected.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's really, really sad that I have to say this in goddamn 2016, but you are a drooling moron and horrible rear end in a top hat if you think that telling racist jokes in the workplace is normal and expected. Let me tell you about the time the shift supervisor/foreman called me a pussy for using ear protection while steam cleaning Or the guy who asked another supervisor if he was the company pivot man
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this is differentquote:Girlfriend of 8 months [F 19] is angry with me [M 19]to the point of breaking up over changing my Twitter profile picture to Bobby Hill.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Let me tell you about the time the shift supervisor/foreman called me a pussy for using ear protection while steam cleaning You should probably get a new job and stop being a horrible racist and sexist rear end in a top hat.
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corn on the cop posted:this is different There has to be more to this
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:You should probably get a new job and stop being a horrible racist and sexist rear end in a top hat. I'm just cashing checks until I finish my grad school applications
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 20:28 |
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corn on the cop posted:i am mortified about my behavior but only after the fact lol she done hosed up it's not even a joke, it's just a racist comment about her husband in front of her husband's new colleagues.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 20:31 |
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I was talking to this chinese girl and I mentioned how I saved money on something and she exclaimed "you so jew!!!" loudly in the middle of the office. If my first instinct was to laugh at her funny accent rather than get offended, who is the real racist???? Together we can solve the problem of workplace racism, one bull at a time. Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Nov 11, 2016 |
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Me Chinese me play joke Me make pee pee in your coke.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 20:48 |
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Every time someone makes an "In Russia, X Y's you!" joke I throw a temper tantrum and instantly cause everyone who does that is clearly a massive racist.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I was talking to this chinese girl and I mentioned how I saved money on something and she exclaimed "you so jew!!!" loudly in the middle of the office(...in the financial industry). If my first instinct was to laugh at her funny accent rather than get offended, who is the real racist???? What if she were Japanese and also your boss and she jokingly chided "Albeit macht flei!" Would you laugh or gaze, stupefied?
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corn on the cop posted:this is different ah, kids
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phasmid posted:What if she were Japanese and also your boss and she jokingly chided "Albeit macht flei!" gaze, wealthily
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One of the guys at my dad's company got written up for casually dropping this bomb at an employee function: "Why don't Jews go down on women? Because the pussy is too close to the gas chamber." So let's recap here. We've got a) vulgar sexual commentary, b) jewish stereotyping, and c) holocaust joke (also a fart joke). It's like this dude went out of his way to find the worst possible joke he could possibly tell in a mixed environment. The only way he could have hosed up worse is if he'd followed it up with: 'Oh and by the way, I hate gays and black people'. I've said a lot of dumb poo poo before, but sometimes even I don't know what goes through people's heads.
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Know your crowd. Me and my core group of friends laugh at racist jokes sometimes, but it probably helps that those of us telling them are all some degenerate variant of mullato. Or quadroon.
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Naerasa posted:One of the guys at my dad's company got written up for casually dropping this bomb at an employee function: "Why don't Jews go down on women? Because the pussy is too close to the gas chamber." I would do my best to fire that idiot over the next year because that is a hostile workplace lawsuit waiting to happen
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Yeah I'd bet good money that if you asked Mark from Nissin Cup Nudist's post whether he actually thought that joke was funny or was just really uncomfortable and laughed because it was easier than raising a stink, you wouldn't get a response because imaginary people can't talk
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Mordja posted:Know your crowd. I used to think racism is bad but now I'm not so sure
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loquacius posted:Yeah I'd bet good money that if you asked Mark from Nissin Cup Nudist's post whether he actually thought that joke was funny or was just really uncomfortable and laughed because it was easier than raising a stink, you wouldn't get a response because imaginary people can't talk wait until the tumblr otherkin community hears about this
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Pick posted:hello im a 28 year old man, the scariest thing that ever happened to me was a 22 year old girl hitting her jeep with a book. stay safe america. the nu male cometh
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Improbable Lobster posted:I used to think racism is bad but now I'm not so sure I'm glad you changed your mind cause I really wanted to make this Irish Leprechaun and Potatoes joke and I wouldn't be able to otherwise without being a racist.
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quote:My [33 M] father-in-law [late 70s M] is trying to turn my son [8 M] into a racist and my wife [37 F] is okay with it
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Pick posted:hello im a 28 year old man, the scariest thing that ever happened to me was a 22 year old girl hitting her jeep with a book. stay safe america. You suck.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 22:49 |
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gently caress that Father in law. drat.
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Gaunab posted:Racist FIL Depending where he lives this is a slam dunk divorce and child custody deal and he should probably do that if he's not throwing the lovely old man out of the house.
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quote:Last night, I was watching the news and President Obama came on and Jason said, why does that n-word hate us so much? yeah not buying this
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LethalGeek posted:Depending where he lives this is a slam dunk divorce and child custody deal and he should probably do that if he's not throwing the lovely old man out of the house. He's probably also going to have to if he does throw the old man out of the house tbh.
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corn on the cop posted:yeah not buying this Really? Of everything in this thread, this rings your bullshit alarm? What's hard to believe, that someone talks like that or that the kid picked it up? It seems totally believable.
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loquacius posted:Yeah I'd bet good money that if you asked Mark from Nissin Cup Nudist's post whether he actually thought that joke was funny or was just really uncomfortable and laughed because it was easier than raising a stink, you wouldn't get a response because imaginary people can't talk Mark was one of the nicest people I've ever met. Also he used Dan as a reference when he got laid off, so Now let me tell you about the guy who killed chickens at work. Its even on youtube
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WampaLord posted:Really? Of everything in this thread, this rings your bullshit alarm? I believe it. Kid probably had no clue what any of those words meant or who Obama was. Just that he loved his grandpa and his grandpa said that when that man was on TV. My niece loves spending time with her grandma and has started picking up not only some of her more creative curses, but says them with a newfie accent too any time she loses a video game. She has, however, learned to not swear at other people because that's mean and being mean hurts people's feelings.
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Nuebot posted:I believe it. Kid probably had no clue what any of those words meant or who Obama was. Just that he loved his grandpa and his grandpa said that when that man was on TV. My niece loves spending time with her grandma and has started picking up not only some of her more creative curses, but says them with a newfie accent too any time she loses a video game. She has, however, learned to not swear at other people because that's mean and being mean hurts people's feelings. The difference is that a Newfie could go on the most hateful spiel and it would still sound quaint and charming.
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