Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

MeLKoR posted:

That was the AV he was given by the bitcoin thread people on one of his many re-regs. I don't have the link to the original post where he was outed.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741325&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=130#post452230978

This poo poo's getting a bit heavy, have a cat.

it dont matter fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Oct 26, 2016

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:08

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:45

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Milky Moor posted:

Eh, cybersexing is one thing. Never been my cup of tea, but there's basically that and then there's the ever-increasing prevalence of slave-master RP.

These guys are dense as gently caress. Fuzzy advertised his real name all over the place. I'm pretty sure it was in his Spacebattles profile. Hell, if you Google "Fuzzy Modem" the first result is "Concepts and Promotional Art by Shawn Weixelman" and the next one is his Spacebattles profile advertising that he's from Alaska. That's not doxxing - that's entry-level Google work! People these days don't have any idea what it actually meant to doxx someone. They should take the lesson from this that I learned years ago - don't leave a goddamn Internet footprint, least of all one that's as easy to find as using your goddamn real name.

Let's be completely honest here, Caro is - in a strange hosed up way - a bit of an inspiration, y'know, going after your dreams without any care as to how realistic or dangerous they are. It still amazes me that he's actually loving alive.

Also, on the Fuzzy Modem YouTube page (yea, I looked. People telling me not to look make me look), there's a video of him getting interviewed for "Fairbanks Focus".

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:24

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

orcinus posted:

And... AND each branch can be in its own timezone!

Since when do we call Ben's hands branches?

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:27

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

The last kickstarter I donated to already sent me my signed hat and has been out tagging great whites for the whole three months it's been since I backed.

I think something's wrong, it's been my experience that kickstarters aren't ever supposed to deliver anything...

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:36

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

MeLKoR posted:

And I fully aprove of it. In the middle of the insanity of this thread I fear sometimes people may take my ocasional fire and brimstone invective against the SC community as just more funny banter but it's really not.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/59drtp/derek_smart_on_twitter_my_latest_star_citizen/

Just take a look at this poo poo. They are batting for a loving pedo because he put money into a video game and is a notable shill. Same as they defended Ben. Same as they defended Dick Wulf. Same as they defended that other guy that got 7 days probation for posting child porn on the CIG forums. And now they are defending a literal loving pedo.

THE BACKERS ARE SCUM

Anyone actively shilling for SC at this point is a piece of poo poo. This loving boil must be extirpated, they must be mocked mercilessly and have their faces pushed into the mud at every chance until they start being ashamed to identify as Star Citizens. If the game ever came out in any form they must be griefed until playing becomes a living hell. This is the most disgusting community I've interacted with in 20+ years.

e: not even stormfront will jump to the defense of a pedo. what the gently caress is wrong with these people?

Precisely. And all things considered, remember that "Birds of a feather, flock together". As I've said before, /r/DS exists because I allow it. And I allow it because it's where they are all quarantined. It's a version of "Fantastic Shitizens. And where to find them"

D_Smart fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Oct 26, 2016

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:42

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

devs knew

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:43

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Milky Moor posted:

Yeah, basically. That fourth category is the one I feel for.

So you feel for bunnyman and fuzzy?

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:47

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

alphabettitouretti posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741325&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=130#post452230978

This poo poo's getting a bit heavy, have a cat.

Welp. Added to our drama thread.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:48

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

I hope Fuzzy Modem has a third-party attachment that can protect his butthole while he is in prison.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:49

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Good Dumplings posted:

you wouldn't under this username anyway

e. Derek, you know you can modchallenge people right? Make this guy eat a fruit hat or make his very own Convicted Star Offender cake to prove he's not just an incredibly boring fucko

Yeah, I'm going to be doing that this weekend. I have a list of people I am going to issue challenges to.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:49

Propagandist: Oct 23, 2007

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Fuzzy Modem doesn't represent the SC community any more than Caro represents Something Awful. What he does represent is a horribly hosed up situation where a child was victimized over the course of several years, and a ridiculously unfortunate affiliation to CIG given how visible he was and how much he espoused a friendship with the executive team.

Personally I am far more amused by the possibility of Sandi finding out about this via Derek (and the subsequent epic shitstorm).

You're right that it's silly to say he represents the SC community, based solely upon this heinous series of acts.

The thing that I find hilarious is the response to the news of it from the SC community. That's the real demonstration of how lovely they are.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:52

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

XK posted:

The shitizens aren't liking the connection between FuzzyModem's RSI Polaris, and the RSI Polaris that just went on sale.

I would be willing to agree that was just a coincidence, except:

FuzzyModem's Polaris made it into the final round of their ship design contest.

FuzzyModem's Polaris is made by the same ship manufacturer, and has the same name, as what CIG has put on sale.

FuzzyModem's Polaris has a nearly identical cockpit to CIG's offering.

The front third of both ships look suspiciously similar.

They're trying to say the ships look nothing alike. I'd agree with that for the back portion of the ships, and FuzzyModem's has modular external mounts which CIG's does not. The ships definitely do not qualify for looking nothing alike, as expressed with the next argument that is being made.

The next argument is that the cockpits and front ends only look identical because FuzzyModem replicated RSI's design style by studying other RSI ships. Well, this could technically be true, but this can only be if you accept they did both somehow make ships named Polaris that come from the same manufacturer.

Either the ships look nothing alike, or FuzzyModem accurately replicated RSI's ship design style. You can't argue both at the same time.

It's also a fact that his design was a finalist in a ship design contest for ships that might be included in game, then 2 years later a ship with suspiciously similar design cues, the same name, and same in-game manufacturer, is put on sale.

There is certainly no heritage between the two that CIG would ever officially recognize, and the two are far enough apart design wise for CIG to credibly deny any connection.

However, it is a reasonable assertion, although unprovable, that CIG's $750 ship has provenance in a pedophile designed chariot.

They're idiots who don't want to come to grips with the fact that an accused pedo designed a ship that CIG then adopted and ended up selling for $750. It's going to burn even more when the collapse comes and that ship isn't even in the game. We will all collectively lol.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:51

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

orcinus posted:

So you feel for bunnyman and fuzzy?

They know what they're doing. But someone like B'Tak, who doesn't seem to be, well, normal? Or the Citizens who're spending thousands upon thousands of dollars that they can't afford because the salesman refuses to set any sort of expectations? They're the ones I feel bad for.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:54

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

EightAce posted:

Hey did Lazrin come back and continue to explain hand crafted instanced procedurally generated asset creation ? When it comes to tech and game development that guy knows his poo poo

If he does come back and explain it I hope he wears his bunny ears.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:55

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

have not paid the cat tax

so here's something I stole from reddit
http://i.imgur.com/9Up5i3n.gifv

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:57

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

XK posted:

The shitizens aren't liking the connection between FuzzyModem's RSI Polaris, and the RSI Polaris that just went on sale.

I would be willing to agree that was just a coincidence, except:

It's worth remembering too that this "new totally different Polaris" is being made/marketed/sold by the same guys who have basically taught the internet a masterclass in "Finding Stolen Artwork"

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:56

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

D_Smart posted:

Yeah, I'm going to be doing that this weekend. I have a list of people I am going to issue challenges to.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:56

iron buns: Jan 12, 2016

D_Smart posted:

Yeah, I'm going to be doing that this weekend. I have a list of people I am going to issue challenges to.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:57

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

MeLKoR posted:

Same as they defended that other guy that got 7 days probation for posting child porn on the CIG forums. And now they are defending a literal loving pedo.

holy poo poo when did that happen

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:58

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Marching Powder posted:

Hahaha cool

I'm trying to fathom what it must be like to hate a group of people more than pedophiles and now I'm really lolling

It's truly hypocritical when they rail against us for messing with their spacegame community but absolve one of their own for touching the poop.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:11

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

The Titanic posted:

Lazrin, I know you ignore me but for a moment, put aside your crazy blood feud with a retired guy on the Internet for a while.

Just as a person, please don't try to defend Fuzzy Modem. There's really nothing to defend, Star Citizen or anything else aside.

Don't try to turn the crap against Fuzzy Modem into some kind of continuing rally cry against SA posters or Derek. It's just not worth it and is disgusting.

For once, even you can agree it was really terrible, should not have happened, and hopefully will be taken care of appropriately by the powers involved.

I promise you won't lose any of your street cred with whoever you hang with to agree with everybody else that it's sad, depressing, and was a vile thing to do.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Even if he's a pedo.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:15

Io_: Oct 15, 2012; woo woo; Pillbug

The desire to be consistent can drive people to believe, support and do some very strange things.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:20

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Sabreseven posted:

And with that thought alone, a bunch of redditors just came.

Those jackasses are so preoccupied with shooting down anything and everything Derek says, that defending a peado is completely ok in their book. Seriously, who are these loving people?

To Reddit, or anyone from there who is reading this thread, FM is a peadophile, he is a danger to children, he has been to TWO trials already according to his court listings and is charged with 13 counts of abuse, his guilt is clear, he has only the sentancing trial to go, he WILL go to jail, he IS already in jail, YOU are forgiving him for completely unforgivable acts against CHILDREN, do you have children? Would you be ok with FM touching them?

Stupid, braindead, brainwashed, common senseless loving redditors.

They don't care about any of that. This despite the fact that following the Nov 14th trial, he's going to be a convicted felon and sex offender.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:20

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

much like the Trump voters, a lot of these guys secretly think it should be okay to touch ephebos

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:21

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

D_Smart posted:

The enemy of my enemy is ~~my friend~~ at least not a goon or DS alt. Even if he's a pedo.

FTFY respectfully, Derek-senpai.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:21

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I feel dirty posting that even if anti chomo sentiments arent exactly controversial

so here have some more
http://i.imgur.com/aSLPnBx.gifv

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:22

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

RSI Polaris - Pedo Bomber variant:

Buy this one of a kind pedo bomber ship with LTI, with this ship you will be able to snatch little unsuspecting children in the verse as this is equipped with state of the art ice-cream tone and it screams of candies. Nothing beats a ship that is Made by Pedo for the Pedo

EminusSleepus fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Oct 26, 2016

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:22

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Alan Smithee posted:

holy poo poo when did that happen

Around this time last year.

�...and furthermore the Star Citizen community must be destroyed.� :sherman:

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:27

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

What the heck is this? Is this some of that online sex RP crap?

quote:

Well, technically, I don�t love you. I can�t love you. I�m not even close to knowing you well enough to love you. The life and loves of Shawn Thomas Weixelman. That�s such a cool last name. I like it for itself. Even if I don�t marry him, I sure would like that name.

https://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/tag/gretta

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:28

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

MeLKoR posted:

Around this time last year.

�...and furthermore the Star Citizen community must be destroyed.�

Wow. I'm going to need to make a new entry on the drama stuff.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:29

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

MeLKoR posted:

Around this time last year.

�...and furthermore the Star Citizen community must be destroyed.�

we all knew it would come down to this.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:30

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

�...and furthermore the Star Citizen community must be destroyed.�

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:30

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

spacetoaster posted:

I'm pretty sure a lot of them are on SS disability/social assistance so they probably aren't big Trump supporters.

You forget that these are top CIG shills we're talking about. So they probably are Trumpists because they're on disability/assistance. Somehow.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Well I'm gonna get a phone plan with fixed-price roaming just to be safe

Just wait until the EU sorts the roaming nonsense out completely. And stay out of the UK.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:29

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

a whole buncha crows posted:

�...and furthermore the Star Citizen community must be destroyed.�

Yep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbIKimTk5Hk

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:33

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Looking forward to these mod challenges, will it be acceptable for the challengee to tweet about how great the challenge is going and how unbelievable the result will be then at the last minute say "legal" wouldn't allow them to post it?

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:34

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

spacetoaster posted:

I'm pretty sure a lot of them are on SS disability/social assistance so they probably aren't big Trump supporters.

That's not the way Trump works

You're getting what you deserve as a taxpayer/citizen/non-urban while those people cheat the system and steal are welfare

Trump doesn't talk alot about that stuff anyway, he's just got amazing things planned

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:35

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:

Wow. I'm going to need to make a new entry on the drama stuff.

The guy was banned in the meanwhile, something they tried to point out and say "see, after reviewing they did ban him" but in fact if you take a careful look at his post dates you can see he returned after the end of the probation and was banned months after for a completely unrelated issue. I was going to say "bitching about some delay" but my memory might be playing tricks on me, what I am sure is that he wasn't banned for the child porn, he got off that with a slap on the wrist.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:36

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Tippis posted:

Just wait until the EU sorts the roaming nonsense out completely. And stay out of the UK.

Actually I think I'll get a plan priced in pounders. Either it drops so deep it's basically funny money or they won't be able to collect my enormous bill anyway since they're a third country by then. Or both

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:38

Oleyo: Mar 28, 2016

The Titanic posted:

The "anime defense" has been placed.

The Anime Defense is a common answer to the Fuzzy Opening, best move from here is the Shills Gambit, followed by skewering a Goonie with the Black King*.

*A bit on the nose, I know.

Oleyo fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Oct 26, 2016

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:41

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:45

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Actually I think I'll get a plan priced in pounders. Either it drops so deep it's basically funny money or they won't be able to collect my enormous bill anyway since they're a third country by then. Or both

This is a good plan, and I approve. Ignore my previous suggestion.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:48

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