Charles Get-Out posted:

Every time I think I'm some jaded internet veteran something always comes along that makes me giggle uncontrollably. Something about this fetish being so highly specific is really silly to me and the subreddit takes the cake.

NewForumSoftware posted:

You really can't keep up with kids these days

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I like to play both Mercy and Reinhardt, sometimes in the same match, how does that translate into my newfound healslut fetish

"Me [24 M posted:

with my girlfriend [22 F] 2 years, I ALWAYS have nightmares about my conservative girlfriend having a dark-wild-sexual past"]
I know it's not much but it's too frequent, I have these kind of nightmares like twice/thrice a week. It's troubling me so much
I always have bad nightmares about my conservative GF's past. I don't know if it's real or not, or if it really happened in the past but it affects me really hard.

Nightmares of seeing her in a sex video, the following were in video as well, gf had sex with ex boyfriend's brother, gf had sex with 4 guys strangers - gangbang and she can't remember how it happened, gf have an online sex scandal profile in the internet(someone dug it up), and many more sick sick a gf's past could get.

In the dream she's always chill and expects/hopes that I need to accept everything. She admitted she had sex with another stranger in her Mom's house.

I can't take it. I somewhat believe and I know that some dreams have meanings on it that are real in the past, present and in the future, even if we don't know about.

TL;DR
I know it's not much but it's too frequent, I have these kind of nightmares like twice/thrice a week. It's troubling me so much.

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Me [24 F] with my bf [24 M] 2.5 months, he types too loving loud

I'm a software engineer and needs to think in silence. We only have two rooms. The other room has a tonne of electronics that produces noisy fan sounds and the current room is where we both work. The problem is that my bf types so loud and it drives me crazy. Already talked to him about it. He said I should wear noise cancelling earphones but I wear them all day and there are just times when I don't want to wear them. Also the earphones don't cancel out the noisy typing completely. How can I fix this.

tl;dr: BF is a keyboard warrior and noise drives me crazy when I'm trying to think.

Defiance posted:

This one is hard to read because the writer is a mixture of stupid, foreign, and crazy.

Anony Mouse posted:

If you can't work through the most inconsequential of first-world relationship woes without consulting the internet then you probably shouldn't have a relationship.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

My [21m] girlfriend [20f] called out the name of (she claims) an Overwatch character during sex?

C-SPAN Caller posted:

She has bad tastes in Overwatch dudes unless it's McCree wrapped naked in nothing but an American flag.

Junkrat is the best option. Followed by Junkrat. Then Junkrat, Junkrat and Junkrat and Junkrat.

Duh

HardDiskD posted:

C-SPAN Caller posted:

She has bad tastes in Overwatch dudes unless it's McCree wrapped naked in nothing but an American flag.

Hanzo is the best option. Followed by Lucio. Then McCree, young Genji and young Reyes and Morrison.

Duh

Gaunab posted:

A friend [21M] helped me [21F] a lot. I had sex with him as a way of appreciation. Another friend [21M] is accusing me of hurting him.

LGD posted:

I'm pretty sure you're the one who is supposed to be jacking off

C-SPAN Caller posted:

I remember seeing Junkrat porn once. Do people actually masturbate to his bombs being stuck up Tracers vagina?

Uncle Enzo posted:

Seems like half the problems in here could be at least partially solved by someone saying "Yes. Yes I do want a divorce" or "Yes, I would like to have sex with you, person who I've had a crush on for years".

Anony Mouse posted:

If you can't work through the most inconsequential of first-world relationship woes without consulting the internet then you probably shouldn't have a relationship.

Defiance posted:

I don't think that's a fetish, it's just regular autism.


This one is hard to read because the writer is a mixture of stupid, foreign, and crazy.

C-SPAN Caller posted:

I remember seeing Junkrat porn once. Do people actually masturbate to his bombs being stuck up Tracers vagina?

Troposphere posted:

...mei...I main her

Jack Trades posted:

Can I recommend hiring an exorcist?

Troposphere posted:

hey! chill out!

Dreddout posted:

Jesus Christ, I'm having flashbacks!

Defiance posted:

This one is hard to read because the writer is a mixture of stupid, foreign, and crazy.

Troposphere posted:

sorry sorry I'm sorry sorry

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My [16F] brother [8M] covered his eyes when my friend [17F] top came off in the pool. My brothers [20M&21M] keep calling him gay

Hi Reddit.

I want to say about a month ago my friends came over to my house. it was a Friday night and we wanted to have a pool party. My brother finished his homework, and he wanted to come and swim as well. It was around 6 at night and everything was going well. My friend Ashley jumped in the pool and her top came off.

I went to cover my brothers eyes, but he already did it and turned away. My mom saw this happen, and she thought it would be a cute/funny story to tell the rest of the family. So she did, and now my brothers keep calling my little brother gay all the time. They asked him what man looks away from boobs.

Is there anything I can do?

tl;dr: brothers keep calling little brother gay

HardDiskD posted:

My [25/F] fiancé's [28/M] brother [25/M] drunk dialed me saying he's in love with me.


I think the best action here is to pretend this never happened.

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UPDATE My [25/F] fiancé's [28/M] brother [25/M] drunk dialed me saying he's in love with me.

Big thanks to everyone who left a comment in the original post. Your input was very helpful!

I have since talked to Lucas. Again, Miles' idea. His logic was simple. Lucas told me the truth because he was ready to let go and get over me, or rather, whatever idea of me he had in his head. Miles thinks keeping Lucas as best man at our wedding will be punishment enough. As brutal as that sounds, I can't help but agree. Lucas isn't a child and shouldn't be treated like one. I think he knows we're disappointed in him. Worried and sympathetic, but disappointed just the same. If he were truly looking to split the engagement, I feel like he would have taken a more sophisticated approach than drunk dialling me. In any case, we had a chat at mine and Miles' house. Miles was home, in his study working. Lucas and I had lunch in the kitchen.

To my relief, he did not feign ignorance. We talked for maybe twenty or thirty minutes. He told me he originally wanted to ask me out in university but waited too long, and then stepped aside when he saw that I was interested in his brother instead. He said he left the voice message without agenda, and I believe him. The way he was talking, his words came off more cathartic and apologetic than hopeful. They didn't come off hopeful at all, actually.

He made sure to say our friendship was still genuine and whatever we've gone through since we met, was untainted. The moments of "what if?" were brief, he said, but heavy. By the end of our talk, he was able to admit that maybe his feelings stem from desire for a relationship similar to mine and Miles', and not so much desire for me. I told him he's still very welcome to the wedding if he feels he's ready for something like that, and he told me he'll be there for sure. We left it at that.

All in all, I'm confident everything will be okay. It might take a while before we're normal around each other, but we had a chance to talk and clear the air, and right now that's good enough for me.

TL;DR - Lucas and I chatted. We're good. Miles is good. Everything's good.

JFairfax posted:

Best man at the wedding.

That could be glorious

Troposphere posted:

I was looking through the mei tag on tumblr because I main her

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

This is probably the most specific fetish of all time. Where does it end? Like, is that cashier at Whole Foods getting a little tingle when I use my card before the transaction finishes?

"23F non/smoker looking for strong, dominant card slider"

sleppy posted:

Girl calling out Overwatch names during sex is probly a healslut, which is a bizarre subreddit of it's own. I'm sure a lot of it is exaggerated, but there are surely some supports out there only healing you with one hand.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

This is probably the most specific fetish of all time. Where does it end? Like, is that cashier at Whole Foods getting a little tingle when I use my card before the transaction finishes?

"23F non/smoker looking for strong, dominant card slider. Safety phrase:. 'You'll have to slide it again, these things never work right.'"

Pick posted:

I saw this referenced enough in the thread I finally clicked this and could make it like two paragraphs before I was just overcome with

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My [24M] Girlfriend [24F] of 6 months has a male best friend whom she's slept with and it makes me uncomfortable

I've posted on here before about my gf. First I had issues with her sexual past and I've moved past that.

Something that still kind of bothers me is that she's still really good friends with a guy whom she's slept with and had a 3 month 'fling' with.

We have been dating for 7 months and o really really like her. She's kind, interesting, attractive and we just gel really well.

She is always ALWAYS messaging this guy on facebook and the stuff they say to eachother is just like a normal friendship but it's just the past that bothers me. She said "last year we dated and slept together for 3 months but he didn't want anything further so I ended it.".

So basically he just wanted her for sex and my gf wanted something more. Then they end up just becoming close friends.

For me it's difficult to get past it and I always see him around because he's in her friend circle and I bump into him occasionally.

Tomorrow night he's having a little house party thing and my gf is going. It's kinda stressing me cuz I know she's been a party girl in the past and I don't want her to do anything silly like sleep with him again . It would crush me as she knows I've been cheated on before and I couldn't handle it again.

Do you guys think I'm just being insecure or is she kind of over stepping her boundaries?

TL;DR : Girlfriend has male best friend she slept with on and off for 3 months last year and I'm uncomfortable with it. What should I do?