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Acid Haze posted:I just want to repost this classic onion from after the 2012 election. "Hillary Clinton announces she has 'not ruled out' 2016 run. Orb instantly quadruples in size." is the last Chryon/tag line. E;fb So how about that Donald Trump? comingafteryouall fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Oct 26, 2016 |
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Donkwich posted:O'Keefe tried calling the Open Society Foundation under an alias to try and get something to manipulate, but accidentally forgot to hang up the phone and left a long voicemail on their machine detailing all of his plans. the best part is when one of the people making the call looked up the journalist's linkedin (the one who they were leaving the voicemail for) and panicked because they realized then she would be able to log in to her linkedin and get an identity on these guys based on recent views
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PerniciousKnid posted:Actually the polls show Clinton with a lead, so if they're right Trump has a 0% chance of winning. The polls show Clinton has the lead on October 26th. If they are right, the chances that Trump wins on November 8th is about 0.2%.
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My main NPR problem is when they have an "expert" from the Heritage Foundation on and let them spew their nonsense unchallanged which feels like it happens a great deal but I probably only notice it because it stands out when it does.
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Bassetking posted:There was also the Seduction Dildo Sex-Yacht. Now you've said that word, implication, a couple of times. What implication?
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https://twitter.com/notch/status/790887942294306816 Sorry guys, turns out it was Ghostbuster's fault all along.
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dwarf74 posted:And as a contributing listener here in Central, IL, I think the mission is incredibly important. Plus they do showtunes on Wednesday night. So awesome. I'm signed up to be an Election Judge and I've actually started having stress nightmares about it because I keep thinking I'm going to have to confront people trying to pull some kind of intimidation stunt. It's unlikely, but UGH. Even the training is like, "go in pairs with your alternate-party buddy so they can't claim anything."
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ImpAtom posted:https://twitter.com/notch/status/790887942294306816 Well... Ghostbusters 2016 is poo poo. Anyone care to explain what the point of this would be? http://edition.cnn.com/2016/10/26/politics/donald-trump-dana-bash/index.html quote:"Donald Trump told CNN Wednesday he is prepared to open up his wallet and donate considerably more to his campaign in the closing days of the race." Is it not already the closing days of the loving campaign? Also, What would the point of doing that even be? Agrajag fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Oct 26, 2016 |
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ImpAtom posted:https://twitter.com/notch/status/790887942294306816 He got corncobbed hard by Lowtax the other night. Notch corrected Lowtax's assertion that he wears a $4 fedora with "its actually a $250 fedora".
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OgreNoah posted:I can't listen to NPR during election season, it makes me too mad while driving and causes me to drive more aggressively. I also can't listen to most radio stations because DJs insist on talking and ruining the music I want to listen to. So I just listen to CDs. If my car was newer I'd just listen to my phone Bluetoothed, but I'll buy a new car when this one literally rusts out from under me (2003 Civic). Consider getting a Bluetooth radio adapter.
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"well i would stand up aganst the most corrupt president ever trying to finally destroy america in 2016, but if i did, women would make fun of my penis on twitter and i cannot pay that price"
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ImpAtom posted:https://twitter.com/notch/status/790887942294306816 Wait, is the Minecraft dev a deplorable or has Poe's law bitten me again?
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pumpinglemma posted:Wait, is the Minecraft dev a deplorable or has Poe's law bitten me again? Yeah, he basically fell heavily into that pit and has done a lot of crazy ranting on twitter. (A good chunk of which he ends up deleting afterwards.) By all reports he's incredibly wealthy and profoundly and deeply unhappy.
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Nevvy Z posted:Someone I know is convinced that the Russia hacks are a false flag and just compared them to the Tonkin incident. He read Ted Rall's lovely 'comic' comparing the no fly zone talk to 2003 Iraq and is convinced Hillary is trying to start WW3 with Russia. That's basically Dr Stein's position according to an interview with her I listened to the other day. Her source? Gorbachev. No, really.
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pumpinglemma posted:Wait, is the Minecraft dev a deplorable or has Poe's law bitten me again? Oh dude, he's the real deal. His loneliness and insecurity rivals Dilbro's.
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pumpinglemma posted:Wait, is the Minecraft dev a deplorable or has Poe's law bitten me again? Notch is an idiot whose halfassed code made him more money than he knows what to do with
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pumpinglemma posted:Wait, is the Minecraft dev a deplorable or has Poe's law bitten me again? He's a fat man on the internet with (at the least) lovely views on women. Not sure if he's a Trump supporter but he's pretty much reddit IRL.
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pumpinglemma posted:Wait, is the Minecraft dev a deplorable or has Poe's law bitten me again? he got infinite money, outbid beyonce and jay-z for a ridiculous mansion in los angeles, and he sits in there like a turbonerd all alone complaining about women on twitter its kind of tragic because sudden, unmeasurable success definitely breaks people and notch is now living in a hell of his own creation lmao
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I want to see him in an episode of The Millionaire Matchmaker. That would be awesome. Patty would yell at him so hard.
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Phone posted:He got corncobbed hard by Lowtax the other night. Notch corrected Lowtax's assertion that he wears a $4 fedora with "its actually a $250 fedora". lmaooooooo
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Phone posted:He got corncobbed hard by Lowtax the other night. Notch corrected Lowtax's assertion that he wears a $4 fedora with "its actually a $250 fedora". hahaha oh my god please post a link to this
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How many farts do you think Notch's mansion holds?
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Notch is quite literally and without exaggeration an obese and socially awkward man who, until he was 30 years old, lived with his mother and programmed Java applications in his bedroom.
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pumpinglemma posted:Wait, is the Minecraft dev a deplorable or has Poe's law bitten me again? He's a deplorable.
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Didn't Notch's mansion have like a big tube of skittles like those candy shops have? e: yup 
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Like you can get all the money money out of microsoft you want but if you're a weird rear end fat java developer who's never had a friend or girlfriend at age 30 then what is even the point.
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this is notch's new house btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZhM56v9UVQ he was willing to pay more money than beyonce and jay-z for this property he lives in this house alone and has no real friends
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computer parts posted:Didn't Notch's mansion have like a big tube of skittles like those candy shops have? its a literal wall of candy dispensers.
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boner confessor posted:he got infinite money, outbid beyonce and jay-z for a ridiculous mansion in los angeles, and he sits in there like a turbonerd all alone complaining about women on twitter Jesus Christ, you gotta read this article about the purchase. Never has breathless gushing of wealth sounded so soul crushingly sad. quote:“Its the perfect 23,000 square foot bachelor pad,” said Sally Forster Jones.
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Rhukatah posted:Howdy from WCBU land, Central IL buddy  When can you guys get Ardis out of there? Have you yet? Electric Sugar posted:Plus they do showtunes on Wednesday night. So awesome. I ended up voting at Eastland the other weekend. I decided it wasn't worth putting up with the potential-voter-intimidation nightmare that McLean County might just turn into on the 8th. Hope you can post your experiences after it's all said and done. My hunch is that it'll be just fine because it's not like Illinois is a toss-up, Duckworth seems like a lock, the district is like 60/40 Red anyways, and most of the local Republicans are running unopposed. But who even knows anymore.
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He made sure not to let money change him when he probably should have let it.
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GalacticAcid posted:hahaha oh my god please post a link to this First it was this: https://twitter.com/notch/status/790885569442246656 Then this: https://twitter.com/notch/status/790893165058351104 edit: this should give you an idea of the type of person he is - https://twitter.com/notch/status/789874079587307520
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:How many farts do you think Notch's mansion holds? My sympathies to those in L.A. when we finally find out.
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boner confessor posted:this is notch's new house btw Mostly what he's doing in his big house is he's sitting on a couch with his cell phone tweeting, or in front of a very expensive gaming PC, tweeting .
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Toph Bei Fong posted:I absolutely believe the writer is sincere, as the whole area is mostly controlled by the First Baptist Church (whose former head pastor, Robert Jeffress, is lovingly in the tank for Trump after being against him. No, seriously, gently caress this guy. I spent middle school and half of high school attending Jeffres' congregation with my parents. Coincidentally, that's the same time I completly lost my faith. My parents have loosened up quite a bit since I graduated high school and they now attend much less obnoxious churches. We've all moved elsewhere and I don't have much of a connection left to Wichita Falls, but I absolutely agree that the letter was sincerely written and heartfelt.
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haveblue posted:He made sure not to let money change him when he probably should have let it. uhhh he moved from sweden to beverly hills so he could live in a fabulously expensive house in a city where he has no friends or family
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Now's as good of a time as any for the story in which Notch mansplained mansplaining to a woman on Twitter.
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boner confessor posted:this is notch's new house btw he probably thought those models came with the house
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Yeah you guys wanna come by and pos my Notch hole?
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GalacticAcid posted:hahaha oh my god please post a link to this I think he deleted the $250 tweet, I'll try to find it later. Until then,  E: yessssss seiferguy with the save, thanks!
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