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Imagine being on your deathbed and realizing the best thing you have ever done in your life is the soundtrack for the timecop video game. Where did it all went wrong Cage, ya creep?
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A much better accomplishment than I will ever have.
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Oct 27, 2016 14:13
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oddium posted:and i suppose you remember every google search?? perfect google search memory over here?? I don't remember them all exactly but most start with "how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a".
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Oct 27, 2016 14:13
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I mean yeah, it's a pretty loving good soundtrack.
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Oct 27, 2016 14:14
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I said come in! posted:This quote can't be real. David Cage is more creepy then I imagined. Reminder that hackers found a fully rendered nude model of Ellen Page in the game's code for the shower scenes. David just put that in there without asking her. Between that and Naughty Dog completely ripping off her likeness for their game, she must not have a great opinion of the gaming industry.
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Oct 27, 2016 14:25
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shadow warrior 2 would be my GOTM if my laptop could handle running it. i'm extremely salty that the console version next year I'll resign myself to playing is confirmed to run at 30fps which will blow massively I'm sure
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Oct 27, 2016 14:26
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all i hear is "detroit will be great lets all play it"
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Oct 27, 2016 15:07
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It actually looked pretty ok at e3
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Oct 27, 2016 15:11
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Is there a thread for My Summer Car? That game owns. e: there is!
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Oct 27, 2016 15:12
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Help Im Alive posted:It actually looked pretty ok at e3 David Cage games all look great until you actually play them.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:13
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Black Lodge Palpek posted:I really like Battlefield 1. Basically if you thought to yourself 'I'd like to play some next gen World at War singleplayer and Battlefield 1942 multiplayer' then it's both. Multiplayer matches with a good squad are so satisfying. Also tanks where everybody has a turret. I find it really funny that Battlefield is kicking rear end at historic war combat while call of duty is busy doing its best Halo impression. BF1 is really good though, it feels different somehow than past BF games. The feel of the game is just a bit differnet, better, but in subtle ways that are hard to describe. And the graphics are gorgeous of course.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:15
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Lurdiak posted:David Cage games all look great until you actually play them. david cage games are the funniest things in gaming and i love them SHAUN
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Oct 27, 2016 15:15
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Robot hostage negotiator should be an entire game and its going to suck when it's only one scene in Detroit.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:15
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Zaphod42 posted:I find it really funny that Battlefield is kicking rear end at historic war combat while call of duty is busy doing its best Halo impression. Its actually a Mobile Suit Gundam impression.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:18
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corn in the bible posted:david cage games are the funniest things in gaming and i love them Beyond ruined it by just being dumb and boring
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Oct 27, 2016 15:20
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I like how even if you constantly tell him to gently caress off, Beyond Two Souls insists that Ellen Page is in love with the date rapey traitorous soldier man.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:23
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Ugh don't remind me
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Oct 27, 2016 15:25
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You can actively try to kill him multiple times in the game and it will still pair you up with him at the end lol
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Oct 27, 2016 15:28
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Even if Ellen Page commits suicide to escape him, the ending has her haunting him with love. Not even death can save you from the worst relationship in the world.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:29
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I got the Terminator ending and I don't remember him being there so I must have gotten rid of him somehow. Or his awful blandness made me forget.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:32
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Out of curiosity, does this soldier resemble a certain short, balding Frenchman?
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Oct 27, 2016 15:31
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In his head maybe
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Oct 27, 2016 15:35
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corn in the bible posted:david cage games are the funniest things in gaming and i love them
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Oct 27, 2016 15:38
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beyond 2 souls is probably the least funny david cage but it's still fascinating in how loving ill-conceived and stupid it is
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Oct 27, 2016 15:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NQw5okCa74 Someone should remake this video with showers instead of buildings and put in some button prompt overlays. It will magically become about Cage.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:43
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If the android doesn't kung fu fight a helicopter controlled by some kinda alien AI from ANOTHER DIMENSION then no sale, fine sir. Alternate twist: Secret sequel to Beyond Two Souls for no reason. The premise? Ghosts in machines.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:51
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Cage knows she's gay, right
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Looper posted:Cage knows she's gay, right i am almost 100% certain that cage knew and did not give a poo poo
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Oct 27, 2016 17:19
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Looper posted:Cage knows she's gay, right not if you script her to be straight i guess
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Oct 27, 2016 17:26
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What are good YouTube videos to whittle away my workday with? My workload has been very light as of late and I spend most of the day on SA or watching tutorials of pinball tables. Taking recommendations for funny or entertaining videos or creators that I could spend an hour or so watching to make the part of my work day I spend without work go a little faster.
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Oct 27, 2016 18:14
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LawfulWaffle posted:What are good YouTube videos to whittle away my workday with? My workload has been very light as of late and I spend most of the day on SA or watching tutorials of pinball tables. Taking recommendations for funny or entertaining videos or creators that I could spend an hour or so watching to make the part of my work day I spend without work go a little faster. There's an entire collection of Space Ghost Coast to Coast episodes somewhere on YouTube, they're great for passing the time with Alternatively, Super Best Friends Play is always a fun time, they just tend to have extra long videos a lot of the time on their channel
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Oct 27, 2016 18:17
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i've been watching this guy AvE on youtube take apart power tools. kind of crass which i could do without but i enjoy listening to passionate/knowledgeable people talk about what they like
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Oct 27, 2016 18:21
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LawfulWaffle posted:What are good YouTube videos to whittle away my workday with? My workload has been very light as of late and I spend most of the day on SA or watching tutorials of pinball tables. Taking recommendations for funny or entertaining videos or creators that I could spend an hour or so watching to make the part of my work day I spend without work go a little faster. I'll always recommend Sips to anyone. His let's plays are a rambly, casual stream-of-consciousness thing. In a good way.
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Oct 27, 2016 18:23
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LawfulWaffle posted:What are good YouTube videos to whittle away my workday with? My workload has been very light as of late and I spend most of the day on SA or watching tutorials of pinball tables. Taking recommendations for funny or entertaining videos or creators that I could spend an hour or so watching to make the part of my work day I spend without work go a little faster. Have some neat and interesting channels about : - Game design - Cinematography - Films - A lot of different things - The minutae of Game of Thrones Lore, and sometimes other shows/books/movies - Fun Fellas who are bad at gaming - Fun Fellas who are rad at gaming They are all people making content that is pretty positive and genuine in tone, which is nice because a lot of internet content is kinda "ha ha isn't this thing lovely" and it's nice to have some positive vibes in the media you consume.
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Oct 27, 2016 18:25
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When I was young, stupid(er) and naive(er), I thought up a concept: Tip the fast food window people. Just my change, or a dollar, but why not? I called it Individually Instituted Redistribution of Wealth. I am unfortuntely not at all kidding. You guys think I'm bad now, if I'd been on the forums when I was 23, hoo boy
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Help Im Alive posted:people with more than 100,000 subscribers must not be trusted Anyone who has more than 200 Facebook "friends" should be euthanized corn in the bible posted:beyond 2 souls is probably the least funny david cage but it's still fascinating in how loving ill-conceived and stupid it is The most frustrating thing is that it has by far the best gameplay of any of his games, in those rare times when the game lets you play it. Also holy poo poo whose idea was the Native American chapter, I'm Native American and it didn't even piss me off, it was just so stupid and like 8 hours long precision fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Oct 27, 2016 |
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Oct 27, 2016 20:17
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Red Bones posted:Have some neat and interesting channels about : Can confirm this channel rules. Really good editing of video and a soothing radio voice doing in-depth book analysis of ASOIAF. Great stuff. Especially the Hodor episode. precision posted:When I was young, stupid(er) and naive(er), I thought up a concept: Tip the fast food window people. Just my change, or a dollar, but why not? I called it Individually Instituted Redistribution of Wealth. Eh, call me a pinko commie but its not that stupid.  I've always thought that it would be a pretty good troll to get super rich and then redistribute all your wealth. You guys love your capitalism, but part of capitalism is whoever earns the money gets to choose what to do with it! So learn to deal with my communism-within-capitalism!Problem is that means both working a lot and earning a fortune and then giving away most of it, and even if you do that's still a drop in the bucket. But a few Warren Buffet types do pretty good stuff like that.
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I find it really disheartening how fuckin' rude people are to grocery checkout people too. like, would it really kill people to say "all in one bag is fine, thank you" instead of acting like the question is some kind of an affront to dignity? and it's nott heir fault that the credit card companies switched to chip cards, they're doing their best to explain it without being patronizing. that they don't scream from having to hear the same thing about it 200 times a day is a loving miracle.
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Zaphod42 posted:Can confirm this channel rules. Really good editing of video and a soothing radio voice doing in-depth book analysis of ASOIAF. Great stuff. You're supposed to earn a ton of money and then
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