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PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Lol if you don't think girls wearing boots with tight jeans is hot

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Lol if you don't think girls wearing boots with tight jeans is hot

I'm into women, Jared.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PCOS Bill posted:

I'm into women, Jared.

Only overcooked ones, though.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

PCOS Bill posted:

I'm into women, Jared.

Of course you are, Bill.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Sam Faust posted:

Of course you are, Bill.

Wearing their skin is technically being "into" women.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
A woman who feels good about herself because she feels good about what she's wearing pretty much always looks hot.

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

blarzgh posted:

A woman who feels good about herself because she feels good about what she's wearing pretty much always looks hot.

Nana in her nightie err'day.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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blarzgh posted:

A woman who feels good about herself because she feels good about what she's wearing pretty much always looks hot.

Counter point:

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Don't kink shame and stop doxxing my Girlfriend.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

VendaGoat posted:

Uh... uh, what was that word?

Oh, excuse me, your honor. The two YOUTHS.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?
I'd suggest that she probably has a great personality, but she kinda looks like she's a bitchy Tumblerrina.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
so many problematic posts

also, skeleton longevity depends heavily on immediate environment, as does the longevity of.. most things

for example, if you throw a mummy in the local swimming pool, it probably won't last as long as a mummy you've put in an airtight tomb in a giant sand bowl with zero humidity

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



RatHat posted:

Bones are not fossils.

How do you know this? Have you ever seen a bone and a fossil in the same place?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Random Stranger posted:

How do you know this? Have you ever seen a bone and a fossil in the same place?

Your mom has.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Don't kink shame and stop doxxing my Girlfriend.

Thanks baby!

What's for breakfast 2?

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Technically trees are wood which is all plant bones right

I have whole books made outta bones!

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

GenericOverusedName posted:

Technically trees are wood which is all plant bones right

I have whole books made outta bones!

Trees are mostly carbon :eng101:

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Viruswithshoes posted:

Trees are mostly carbon :eng101:

What the hell do you think bones are made out of

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Oct 30, 2009

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Trees?

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Internet Wizard posted:

What the hell do you think bones are made out of

Calcium?

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Mostly

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
other, smaller bones

Takkaryx
Oct 17, 2007

Bunnies (very useful) Scientific Facts: Bunnies never close doors
I always love stumping my middle/high school students with asking them where trees get their mass from. No, nice try, but, trees do not create giant holes in the ground or are made of water.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

VendaGoat posted:

Uh... uh, what was that word?

Excuse me, your honor...two youutthhhheessss

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Takkaryx posted:

I always love stumping my middle/high school students with asking them where trees get their mass from. No, nice try, but, trees do not create giant holes in the ground or are made of water.

Is it air? I don't know trees.

Anonymous Zebra
Oct 21, 2005
Blending in like it ain't no thang

VanSandman posted:

Is it air? I don't know trees.

I don't know if you are being sarcastic, but yes, it is the carbon dioxide in the air being converted into carbon products. This was a major series of experiments during the Renaissance where scholars kept weighing pots of plants and being confused at how they kept getting heavier but the weight of the soil stayed the same.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Anonymous Zebra posted:

I don't know if you are being sarcastic, but yes, it is the carbon dioxide in the air being converted into carbon products. This was a major series of experiments during the Renaissance where scholars kept weighing pots of plants and being confused at how they kept getting heavier but the weight of the soil stayed the same.

That's weird. gently caress trees. Turn them into things I say! Things we like!

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Takkaryx posted:

I always love stumping my middle/high school students with asking them where trees get their mass from. No, nice try, but, trees do not create giant holes in the ground or are made of water.

It's made out of dirt, but through science and tree growth the dirt becomes less dense and has a larger volume per the same amount of mass.

That is why trees float on top of the dirt.

Your kids are idiots.

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

Rolo posted:

It's made out of dirt, but through science and tree growth the dirt becomes less dense and has a larger volume per the same amount of mass.

That is why trees float on top of the dirt.

Your kids are idiots.

Trees also float on water, so that must be it! :byoscience:

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Anonymous Zebra posted:

I don't know if you are being sarcastic, but yes, it is the carbon dioxide in the air being converted into carbon products. This was a major series of experiments during the Renaissance where scholars kept weighing pots of plants and being confused at how they kept getting heavier but the weight of the soil stayed the same.

Its actually witchcraft. Of the conjuration school of magic. It's why they burned so many trees each year. Staying warm was just a nice side effect.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Hollow Talk posted:

Trees also float on water, so that must be it! :byoscience:

So what we're really getting down to here is that trees are, in fact, made of witches.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Anonymous Zebra posted:

I don't know if you are being sarcastic, but yes, it is the carbon dioxide in the air being converted into carbon products. This was a major series of experiments during the Renaissance where scholars kept weighing pots of plants and being confused at how they kept getting heavier but the weight of the soil stayed the same.

That's weird.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The Blair Witch was actually the stick people! :witch:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Solice Kirsk posted:

So what we're really getting down to here is that trees are, in fact, made of witches.

Cannot bridges also be made out of stone?

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


This is now a thing that exists -- truck nuts for your rifle. For the times when you want your overcompensating to carry supertext instead of subtext.

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

Gene Hackman Fan posted:



This is now a thing that exists -- truck nuts for your rifle. For the times when you want your overcompensating to carry supertext instead of subtext.

Add a tactical dick instead of a bayonet and you got yourself a deal.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
...........gently caress WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT? It's SOOO obvious?



poo poo, what's left? Boat Balls?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Johnny Aztec posted:

poo poo, what's left? Boat Balls?

A set of rubber nuts to hang from your dong so you have additional nuts of course.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

titties posted:

A set of rubber nuts to hang from your dong so you have additional nuts of course.

A smaller set of nuts which you hang off your nuts. Nutnuts.

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