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Neddy Seagoon posted:It also reads like "we're yanking all the soda from the vending machines". Wife was working at a hospital and that actually happened. Well, minus the knife part. Doctor went on a health rampage and got all the soda and coffee machines removed. Suddenly there was a bunch of nurses/techs having hydration problems because there was no other easy source of fluids. If I remember right the break room had no source of water and sanitation rules prevented bringing it in from sinks intended to serve patients.
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My company offers a bonus of $200 every six months if you go to the gym 50 times. This is the same but opposite thing, so if you get upset about that soda email, then you have to get upset about the reimbursement too.
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Oct 27, 2016 17:31
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Not really, because $200 is an incentive. Chiding people in memos is nannying.
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totalnewbie posted:Both these things are completely reasonable? All of this applies to alcohol consumption as well. You owe it to yourself to abstain.
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carry on then posted:All of this applies to alcohol consumption as well. You owe it to yourself to abstain. Now you are talking madness. Next thing you know coffee will be targeted!
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First they came for the soda and I said nothing because I wasn't a soda drinker.
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We have over 30 AWS accounts with 3000+ running instances.This loving Security rear end in a top hat posted:All,
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anthonypants posted:I have no idea but now I have to change the password and the whois has my name and work address and work phone number and why couldn't they just loving initiate a domain transfer themselves what the gently caress is their deal
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Oct 27, 2016 19:25
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anthonypants posted:They sent me a screenshot of the zone file. Why So you know it is alive and will pay the ransom. No really it's to show you that it's configured correctly, they don't want to give you control because they are morons.
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Oct 27, 2016 20:14
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Bob Morales posted:I love how we hire people based on "they could use the job" or "they need the experience" instead of "this person is smart and knows the things we work with" Is your management actually the care bears or something?
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Super Slash posted:Is your management actually the care bears or something? It keeps the staff under their thumb if they are not yet qualified to do the job elsewhere.
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Oct 27, 2016 20:33
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The only reason for people sticking around at a company being that they would struggle to find employment anywhere else doesn't sound like a recipe for success. Maybe that's what a 1980s book on management told the C-levels to do?
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Oct 27, 2016 20:54
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pixaal posted:So you know it is alive and will pay the ransom.
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anthonypants posted:I literally have control of the registrar account and once GoDaddy approves the domain transfer it's going to our Network Solutions account. But long records, like their DKIM, gets cut off. Fortunately, I don't care about DKIM, and I'm just going to make all the A records into CNAMEs to the parent company. Mostly I just wanted the ability to copy/paste all these subdomains or just modify a zone file to upload somewhere. A company that incompetent... can you just AXFR the zone from a random machine and get it that way?
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chin up everything sucks posted:He's on a personal crusade to kill all forests. I hope someone dresses as an angry tree for Halloween and beats the paper-waster with a 2x4
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BOOTY-ADE posted:I hope someone dresses as an angry tree for Halloween and beats the paper-waster with a 2x4 I'd link a recent oglaf that covered that topic but it's pretty NSFW.
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Oct 27, 2016 21:42
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xzzy posted:oglaf Understatement of the century. (post it, dammit)
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Crowley posted:Understatement of the century. (post it, dammit) Hey, not all Oglaf is NSFW. I've seen at least two that weren't.
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Crowley posted:Understatement of the century. (post it, dammit) http://oglaf.com/timber/ She manages to keep it SFW til the last panel, anyway.
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RFC2324 posted:http://oglaf.com/timber/ http://oglaf.com/fountain-of-doubt/ Totally SFW. Also, the best oglaf, and SFW: http://oglaf.com/labyrinth/ DigitalMocking fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Oct 28, 2016 |
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Oct 27, 2016 23:22
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RFC2324 posted:Now you are talking madness. Next thing you know coffee will be targeted! So, you've read my other posts about the owners rants about coffee?
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Bob Morales posted:So, you've read my other posts about the owners rants about coffee? Oh poo poo, that was you. Get out before the madness reaches you!
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don't let your employer health shame you, bob!
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Oct 28, 2016 04:10
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Our new HR lady runs marathons and her first act was to replace everything in the vending machines with granola bars and bottled water. The second act was to Act III was to let us know our health insurance premiums are going up 50% and our Co-pays were doubling.
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These are good examples why employer-provided health care is a bad idea.
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Pissing me off today: The new Macbook Pros and their prices. I guess I'm just not courageous enough.
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Crowley posted:Pissing me off today: The new Macbook Pros and their prices. They don't have any standard USB ports on them, do they?
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Oct 28, 2016 09:53
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Nope. The prices are insane. I can accept an increase because the £ is hosed but this is a bigger jump than that.
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spog posted:They don't have any standard USB ports on them, do they? I get that Apple has always been the first to throw off the shackles of legacy technology, but discarding the USB-A port might have been slightly premature. e: I still want one. 
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Thanks Ants posted:Nope. Let's be fair here. EU prices are with VAT already added. If you subtract that's it's pretty close to Apple's US prices.. which are insane enough as it is.
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Yeah sorry I didn't mean the prices are mental compared to the US, I just meant they are very high for a laptop in general.
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Crowley posted:Pissing me off today: The new Macbook Pros and their prices. When the surface book exists there is no reason to own a MacBook.
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ratbert90 posted:When the surface book exists there is no reason to own a MacBook.
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ratbert90 posted:When the surface book exists there is no reason to own a MacBook. Hahahahaha. no.
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Collateral Damage posted:Counterpoint: macOS That's a god awful counterpoint.
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Well both windows and linux are pretty lovely operating systems in their own way, so I think it's fair that macos sucks too. At least the mac trackpads are a joy to use.
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xzzy posted:At least the mac trackpads are a joy to use.
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pixaal posted:Pages printed: 237,853 We have a bunch of networked printers and mine is the only one not networked and off unshared USB. I print a LOT daily. The networked ones in the main open officespace gently caress up daily multiple times and their solution is always 'restart the server' hah.
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Humphreys posted:We have a bunch of networked printers and mine is the only one not networked and off unshared USB. I print a LOT daily. The networked ones in the main open officespace gently caress up daily multiple times and their solution is always 'restart the server' hah. They likely only need to restart the print service. Assuming windows server spooler. Also if it's crashing that often there is either something actually wrong with the printer, or the driver. Switch to a different driver version and see what happens. That or it's possible the printer has long out lived it's support and nothing is going to make it work correctly. What is likely happening is someone is printing a PDF from recipes.com or something stupid. I have no idea what that site does but it crashes a ton of enterprise print drivers. Hell they might just be restarting the service and saying server because it's less confusing to people. I've been known to say things that are vaguely accurate just to avoid explaining stuff. It's much better than the one time I literally told someone magic. They actually just nodded and moved on.
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