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Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

The term "Christian Dark Ages" and the meme about it holding up interstellar space travel really annoys me. The dark ages didn't happen solely because of Christians, Europe wasn't primarily Christian when they began, the dark ages didn't even lack technological innovation! They're called the dark ages because we don't have that many written records extant from that time period. JFC


Jerry Cotton posted:

There are two words for pre-diluvian :smugbert:

You better call them Antedeluvians otherwise they're gonna eat you first when Caine returns! :colbert:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




DeusExMachinima posted:

The term "Christian Dark Ages" and the meme about it holding up interstellar space travel really annoys me. The dark ages didn't happen solely because of Christians, Europe wasn't primarily Christian when they began, the dark ages didn't even lack technological innovation! They're called the dark ages because we don't have that many written records extant from that time period. JFC

I think they just called them "Christian Dark Ages" to specify that this wasn't a world-wide event, unlike the Finno-Korean hyper-war. Probably should have used "European Dark Ages" instead though. There was a setback in europe, but things were still ticking along just fine in the islamic world, india, china, etc.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

DeusExMachinima posted:

The term "Christian Dark Ages" and the meme about it holding up interstellar space travel really annoys me. The dark ages didn't happen solely because of Christians, Europe wasn't primarily Christian when they began, the dark ages didn't even lack technological innovation! They're called the dark ages because we don't have that many written records extant from that time period. JFC

Truly this is the greatest inaccuracy in this image about the Finno-Korean hyper-war and the glorious scientific achievements of pre-diluvian Babylon.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

DeusExMachinima posted:

The term "Christian Dark Ages" and the meme about it holding up interstellar space travel really annoys me. The dark ages didn't happen solely because of Christians, Europe wasn't primarily Christian when they began, the dark ages didn't even lack technological innovation! They're called the dark ages because we don't have that many written records extant from that time period. JFC

Tell us how you really feel.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

Kendall and Kylie Jenner.

Which one of them is the one that got the sex change

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/792108735124664320

thats more than nine

edit: its more like 124

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

DeusExMachinima posted:

The term "Christian Dark Ages" and the meme about it holding up interstellar space travel really annoys me. The dark ages didn't happen solely because of Christians, Europe wasn't primarily Christian when they began, the dark ages didn't even lack technological innovation! They're called the dark ages because we don't have that many written records extant from that time period. JFC

I love that they don't understand the law of diminishing returns.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


You're not a very good nerd.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Jerry Cotton posted:

You're not a very good nerd.

alright fine, i know what you're here for

it's 69

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

spit on my clit posted:

alright fine, i know what you're here for

it's 69

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




"I'm going to hack you, don't look."

*sets desktop wallpaper it's screenshot, hides icons and taskbar*

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The first to make me chortle.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I dont ... I dont know what is happening.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Garbage posting.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Garbage posting.



Thats a spice meatblraerjkrewasdfk

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Hihohe posted:

I dont ... I dont know what is happening.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Just tryna squeeze this out between the probes & bans:

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

cinci zoo sniper posted:

"I'm going to hack you, don't look."

*sets desktop wallpaper it's screenshot, hides icons and taskbar*

I did this to my coworker once. He always left his computer on and unlocked overnight.

He figured it out in less time than it took to prepare. 3/10, wouldn't prank again.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Shitpostbot is transnumerical

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Mogomra posted:

I did this to my coworker once. He always left his computer on and unlocked overnight.

He figured it out in less time than it took to prepare. 3/10, wouldn't prank again.

that's when you hit em with the ol' spicy cryptolocker, dom.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Mogomra posted:

I did this to my coworker once. He always left his computer on and unlocked overnight.

He figured it out in less time than it took to prepare. 3/10, wouldn't prank again.

Embarrassing emails are the best way to handle that. Though some kid in HS really confused a computer teacher by setting the double click time really high so it was nearly impossible to double click. Swapping left and right-click could be fun too.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



This lets one question off the bus of confusion

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I always liked doing the command to flip the monitor display upside down (ctrl + arrow key I think on windows) to the work computers

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haInQ2gNQKU

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

loud

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
I think we're reaching a layer of succ that i'm not comfortable with.

Korgan where the gently caress are you?

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




beato posted:

I think we're reaching a layer of succ that i'm not comfortable with.

Korgan where the gently caress are you?
*in Korgan voice* Ok, I'll do it.




















































theSpokeyDokey
Jul 19, 2005
The king is dead! Long live the king!

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

cinci zoo sniper posted:

*in Korgan voice* Ok, I'll do it.



All hail the new flesh!

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Garbage posts, did not read.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




We Know Catheters posted:

Garbage posts, did not read.
Dsyp.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012


too much meaningful context













3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

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Nov 25, 2010

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