Idiots on Social Media: you have been infected by the Russia-Pizza Mind Virus

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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Leavemywife posted:

I'd vote for Ghost Rider if he ran for President.

I feel like his SotU would just be the penance stare.

Penance Stare of the Union :black101:

# ? Oct 30, 2016 21:06

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Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I feel like his SotU would just be the penance stare.

Penance Stare of the Union

That would solve quite a lot of problems, actually.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 21:20

Doubtful Guest: Jun 23, 2008; Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

Someone has got very angry inventing their response to a scenario which has not occurred. At which point they will be the hero and finally be appreciated. Fact.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:11

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Jesus

I have to say, the thing that made me lose it was him using "e'er" to mean "error" rather than a contraction of "ever"

Maybe he thinks that's how you spell "err". It still doesn't quite work in context, but then so many of his other fancy words don't either.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:31

Augster: Aug 5, 2011

mng posted:

Libya and Iraq were perfectly fine before we killed their leaders!

You joke but

http://i.imgur.com/IqDk3jb.png
(Second image maybe :nws:

for a picture of Gaddafi on a bad day)

Somebody has a new favorite as of 22:50 on Oct 30, 2016

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:34

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

I mean maybe I'm the IOSM for pointing it out, but Iraq and Libya haven't seemed like poster children for the neocon notion of "take out the Bad Man and into the howling power vacuum will pour a nice stable exemplar of Jeffersonian Democracy?"

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:39

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I mean maybe I'm the IOSM for pointing it out, but Iraq and Libya haven't seemed like poster children for the neocon notion of "take out the Bad Man and into the howling power vacuum will pour a nice stable exemplar of Jeffersonian Democracy?"

They both have elected governments. What more do you want?

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:46

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Doubtful Guest posted:

Someone has got very angry inventing their response to a scenario which has not occurred. At which point they will be the hero and finally be appreciated. Fact.

"Fact."

Augster posted:

You joke but

http://i.imgur.com/IqDk3jb.png
(Second image maybe for a picture of Gaddafi on a bad day)

I think it's a no-no to embed NWS stuff under spoilers.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:52

Augster: Aug 5, 2011

cash crab posted:

I think it's a no-no to embed NWS stuff under spoilers.

Ah k, thanks

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:54

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

cash crab posted:

"Fact."

The 'walla' of IOSM

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:54

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

What even is going on with that cop car that would allegedly offend muslims??

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:56

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

What the hell are those stickers? Looks like fruit.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:56

Polyakov: Mar 22, 2012

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

What even is going on with that cop car that would allegedly offend muslims??

Its poppies, they are used as the symbol of remembrance for soldiers in the UK.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:58

Dogfish: Nov 4, 2009

They're poppies for Remembrance Day.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:59

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

And for some reason the right wing thinks that Muslims hate poppies and want them banned.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:00

Dogfish: Nov 4, 2009

Well yeah because all wars are against Muslims and always have been.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:01

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Haha jeez.

I'm sure the Muslim community is going to collectively lose their poo poo. :rolleyes:

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:10

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I feel like his SotU would just be the penance stare.

Penance Stare of the Union

I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:19

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/790552292453777408

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:30

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Dr. AA Hazredstein posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/790552292453777408

If I could vote for Hillary twice, I would.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:54

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Doubtful Guest posted:

Someone has got very angry inventing their response to a scenario which has not occurred. At which point they will be the hero and finally be appreciated. Fact.

Half of the reason why hate crime legislation in the UK expresses it as "racial or religious hatred" is to stop the chucklefucks who try to use "it's not a race, it's a religion" as an actual defence in court.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:57

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:02

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

1stGear posted:

If I could vote for Hillary twice, I would.

According to some of the people posted in this thread, you can!

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:03

I Killed GBS: Jun 2, 2011; by Lowtax

They already caught and arrested a woman who voted for Trump twice. She justified it by saying that "all the democrats are doing it."

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:46

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

cash crab posted:

Idiots on Social Media: hard frightening Cocks

# ? Oct 31, 2016 01:35

dads_work_files: May 14, 2008; important_document.avi

cash crab posted:

Yeah you tell him Andrea

# ? Oct 31, 2016 01:43

bean_shadow: Sep 27, 2005; If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Let that sink in!

# ? Oct 31, 2016 01:49

cnut: May 3, 2016

bean_shadow posted:

Let that sink in!

# ? Oct 31, 2016 01:57

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

cash crab posted:

DAD NO

# ? Oct 31, 2016 01:58

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

bean_shadow posted:

Let that sink in!

She makes a compelling case for increased education funding.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 02:05

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

bean_shadow posted:

Let that sink in!

Tell them they could just print their own if they need the extra cash.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 02:16

banned from Starbucks: Jul 18, 2004

mods rename me sex loving pussies

# ? Oct 31, 2016 02:18

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

BigglesSWE posted:

Because this person has absolutely lived under a dictatorship all his life.

this idiot watched legends of galatic heroes to many times. even good anime is ruining this world.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 02:35

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

bean_shadow posted:

Let that sink in!

When I was a kid I was puzzled when adults said they didn't have enough money for things. Just go to the ATM, and it gives you money :shrug:

Funny to see there are adults who think that's how it works for the government

# ? Oct 31, 2016 03:01

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

I Killed GBS posted:

They already caught and arrested a woman who voted for Trump twice. She justified it by saying that "all the democrats are doing it."

Trump is now outright encouraging voter fraud during rallies.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 03:12

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

chitoryu12 posted:

Trump is now outright encouraging voter fraud during rallies.

"I'll play them at their own game" *vigorously jacks off two tiny invisible penises*

# ? Oct 31, 2016 03:20

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Ularg posted:

"I'll play them at their own game" *vigorously jacks off two tiny invisible penises*

I cant even laugh at Trump any more. I think he is the only person in the world I want to punch in the face.

AMA: being an idiot

# ? Oct 31, 2016 03:23

Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

# ? Oct 31, 2016 04:30

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bean_shadow posted:

Let that sink in!

A few years ago in Queensland, a One Nation senator, (whose real life job was as a Shopping Centre Santa), spoke in State parliament about national debt, and used the words "why can't we just print more money?"

This idiocy isn't just on Social Media.

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MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Lottery of Babylon posted:

It's super weird seeing you post something factual.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 04:32

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