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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The Halloween song contest is the best since Craig's Vinny and Unnecessary censorship contests by a huuuuge margin.

And I don't blame Granny for not knowing the Ocean Cyclone Suplex, it's god drat Manami Toyota.

Lid fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Oct 29, 2016

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Voices of Wrestling does this little guide every friday about basically all the big wrestler podcasts and what is worth listening
http://www.voicesofwrestling.com/2016/10/28/wrestling-podmass-october-28-pro-wrestling-podcasts-review/
Good reference if you have the time to listen to all that stuff

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
When Bruce Prichard starts getting so unbelievably angry and riled up at people reading dirtsheets and armchair booking, does he get that the kind of person who would listen to a behind the scenes podcast about wrestling history is the same kind of person he hates so much? He literally hates his audience.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The list of people involved in wrestling who don't eventually hate their audience has to be pretty short, now that I think about it

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Anyone considering voting in the Wrestling Observer Awards should educate themselves by watching this video before casting their ballot.

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/792869341326929920

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof
Are Senor Benjamin, King Maxel, and Vanguard 1 all available to vote for as best non-wrestler?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Capsaicin posted:

Are Senor Benjamin, King Maxel, and Vanguard 1 all available to vote for as best non-wrestler?

Yeah if you want to ruin the awards by voting for joke candidates.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

MassRafTer posted:

Yeah if you want to ruin the awards by voting for joke candidates.

Senor Benjamin is doing very well for himself as a non wrestler.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
That'd be like voting for Ralphus. Just go with Daniel Bryan or Dario Cueto or something.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Meltzer and Alvarez re: the latest CMLL show:

Dave: So they had this thing where Security were actually these monsters guarding a doorway to hell, and if you lost the match they came and got you and took you to hell. The door had a red light and the security were really big, fat guys or big guys who weren't fat. They'd pick up the guys and carry them like they were trash. I don't think Security should be manhandling the wrestlers that easily but they're monsters so maybe they have supernatural powers....
Bryan: That sounds awesome!
Dave: ....it really wasn't :(

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

AMReese posted:

That'd be like voting for Ralphus. Just go with Daniel Bryan or Dario Cueto or something.

They were already going to vote for a guy on a show no one watches, why change it up?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Sasha Banks is ALL CORNERS!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Luigi Thirty posted:

Sasha Banks is ALL CORNERS!
That was a good rant

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

Jerusalem posted:

Meltzer and Alvarez re: the latest CMLL show:

Dave: So they had this thing where Security were actually these monsters guarding a doorway to hell, and if you lost the match they came and got you and took you to hell. The door had a red light and the security were really big, fat guys or big guys who weren't fat. They'd pick up the guys and carry them like they were trash. I don't think Security should be manhandling the wrestlers that easily but they're monsters so maybe they have supernatural powers....
Bryan: That sounds awesome!
Dave: ....it really wasn't :(

its good

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

St Evan Echoes posted:

That was a good rant

I don't know, he came too close to saying she splated with green eggs and ham.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

She splatted here
She splatted there
She splatted hither
She splatted yon

I'm just a splatty boy
Splatty booooooy

81sidewinder
Sep 8, 2014

Buying stocks on the day of the crash

St Evan Echoes posted:

That was a good rant

like old times

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Chris From Vegas and anyone who talks likes him should be banned.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
I ended up calling anyway, to see if Bryan knew anything about how much time there'd be between Tozawa's last DG date and appearing on WWE. Mike dissed Tozawa after my call. I knew I was right to hate him. >=|

On the plus side, Tozawa has apparently already moved to the US!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


What was the tweet of TJ Perkins that Dave brought up today?

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



There is NXT spoilers in todays Observer Radio. So beware if you care!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

St Evan Echoes posted:

What was the tweet of TJ Perkins that Dave brought up today?

Yeah I couldn't find anything on google. You'd think if he'd tweeted something bad, somebody would've grabbed a screenshot and it'd be up somewhere.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Oh Dave.

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/793521224932483077

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bryan: They were wearing the type of mask a welder would use.
Craig: No they wouldn't.... :doh:
Bryan: Well it's the same thing.
Craig: No... it isn't.... :doh:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
S C O T L A N D F O R E V E R

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Lid posted:

S C O T L A N D F O R E V E R

I had to try and silent laugh at work. I ended up sounding like I was crying. It was weird.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Lid posted:

S C O T L A N D F O R E V E R

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
RIP Pisscast

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lid posted:

S C O T L A N D F O R E V E R

That was loving amazing.

Alan BStard
Oct 25, 2003

Izzy wizzy, let's get Byzzy!

Lid posted:

S C O T L A N D F O R E V E R

I nearly crashed my car I was laughing so hard.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
What was it?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ICHIBAHN posted:

What was it?

Latest song competition on The Observer's Bryan & Vinny (and Craig) Show - the theme had to somehow involve either Brock Lesnar or Goldberg. One of the songs is literally just a dude bellowing,"SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!" against the sound of bagpipes, and (Bryan claims) you can very faintly hear a Goldberg chant deep, deep in the background.

Words don't do it justice, it's hilarious to listen to.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Cheers

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



it was basically this https://youtu.be/ciPu4DnKBuM

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/794004420354637825

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

bix if you tweet 'sporpsball' one more time I'm gonna kill the neighbor's cat that's on you

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
http://www.voicesofwrestling.com/2016/11/02/vow-flagship-hell-cell-2016-noah-sale-power-struggle/
Flagship for this week Rob and Joe burying the CW show and Joe is flabbergasted that it might not be shown live at full sail.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bryan: So I heard a 108 year old drought ended
Dave: You should have heard the pop!

Oh Dave :allears:

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012
I loved Dave's tangent about Vince running a car company

"He'd make the wheels square just because he's tired of circles!"

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Really entertaining tangents on today's WOR and use of the term flim-flam.

Super No Vacancy posted:

bix if you tweet 'sporpsball' one more time I'm gonna kill the neighbor's cat that's on you

So glad I got blocked.

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