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Jack Trades posted:Lmao, that red text is pretty spot on. y'know how all those younger women are apparently really paranoid that their boyfriends are going to choose jerking off to porn over having sex with them Apparently the inverse of that actually happens sometimes
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Oct 31, 2016 03:12
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Pick posted:
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Oct 31, 2016 03:19
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Has there ever been a story posted where someone has pulled out the literal Open Relationship book and presented it to a horrified partner and had it end up cool & satisfying for everyone involved? Cause I haven't read one like that.
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Oct 31, 2016 03:33
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I read that whole thing due to the hype and aaaah it was not worth it.
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Oct 31, 2016 03:41
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Jenner posted:I read that whole thing due to the hype and aaaah it was not worth it. I'm glad it wasn't just me!
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Oct 31, 2016 03:47
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Charles Get-Out posted:Has there ever been a story posted where someone has pulled out the literal Open Relationship book and presented it to a horrified partner and had it end up cool & satisfying for everyone involved? no
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Oct 31, 2016 03:50
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Charles Get-Out posted:Has there ever been a story posted where someone has pulled out the literal Open Relationship book and presented it to a horrified partner and had it end up cool & satisfying for everyone involved? It's only ever a way to A) emotionally abuse your partner, B) immediately end your relationship, or C) commit brutal self ownage. In 100% of cases with no margin of error.
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Oct 31, 2016 03:58
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I [26 F] HATE "cute" nicknames. My [32 M] boyfriend keeps calling me "cute" names.quote:I have always and only ever called Jamie "Jamie" and nothing else. As a fully grown adult human, I too would rather ask total strangers for advice rather than taking 30-40 seconds of my day to communicate a thing.
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Oct 31, 2016 04:18
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Jenner posted:I read that whole thing due to the hype and aaaah it was not worth it. seriously that was about 8000 words longer than it needed to be allow me to rewrite this from the perspective of a sane person: "My wife has been having trouble getting pregnant, and I kissed a girl at Burning Man, so I proposed opening our relationship and she was impregnated by another dude and we got divorced. Also, I'm the most pretentious loving person on the planet. The end"
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quote:My girlfriend [24F] of 3 years replaced all of my [29M] clothes while I was away
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Fullhouse posted:seriously that was about 8000 words longer than it needed to be That's the story of pretty much every open relationship post though "It's cool when I want to gently caress other people, but then my partner hosed someone now I'm sad!" the real crazy ones are fascinating though. So here's another brand of weird; quote:Girlfriend [27F] got massive tattoo for me [31M]  And it updated! quote:I tried to get her to explain to me why she thought it was a good idea but all she kept saying was that she truly believed I would like it and she thought it would help move our relationship to the next level. I told her she should see a therapist and she told me to gently caress off. So there you have it.
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Oct 31, 2016 04:42
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Do Not Get Relationship Tattoos
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I don't usually feel sorry for idiots but I genuinely feel sorry for the tattoo girl. It's such a massive and long lasting gently caress up.
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Oct 31, 2016 05:09
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I've seen that "pretentious man screed" thing before. Where did it come from?
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Huffington post.Nuebot posted:That's the story of pretty much every open relationship post though "It's cool when I want to gently caress other people, but then my partner hosed someone now I'm sad!" the real crazy ones are fascinating though. I wish I could see the tattoo. It just sounds so bad.
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Oct 31, 2016 05:13
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Psycho Society posted:I [26 F] HATE "cute" nicknames. My [32 M] boyfriend keeps calling me "cute" names. I'm so logical that I can't have a simple conversation with the love of my life over something that would make our relationship a lot better with minimal effort.
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Fullhouse posted:seriously that was about 8000 words longer than it needed to be honestly as good as that story is i just can't really get behind the "my wife and I struggled with fertility treatments for years and then some random dude just knocked her up the traditional way within a month of us opening our relationship" aspect of the core story. It's just too perfect
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:what was her actual thought process? That's completely bonkers "Well, it worked on Sports Night..."
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In roughly 99% of these posts the poster should break up/get a divorce immediately. The other 1ish percent could probably be resolved by just sitting down and having a mature conversation with each other. But the fact that most of that 1ish percent is really nervous or averse to just talking it out is a red flag that either they have no idea how to communicate or are horribly afraid of confrontation or their s/o they gush about is actually some kind of irrational powder keg. The stories from girls who don't use birth control and just trust their guy to pull out are just profoundly infuriating. This is why we need thorough and comprehensive sex education in America. And the wife who gave her husband blanket consent to just gently caress her while she slept? Idiotic and horrifying. And then she told him she didn't consent any more and he still did it and I'm just... This thread has scarred me for life or something, I don't know. loquacius posted:The best part was when one guy thought we were serious It was you! I am sorry I forgot your name especially since you appear to be a very funny and good poster. 👍 Also people are dumb.
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Gaunab posted:I wish I could see the tattoo. It just sounds so bad. I'm having some trouble visualizing it from his description. "It is a tree that starts at where rear end meets leg (not sure of the name for that) and ending on the back of her neck. The branches have lovely tattoos that are copies of many of mine... genuinely lovely tattoo covering her entire backside" Does it go up the middle of her rear end crack, or wind over a cheek? How would you integrate a memorial tattoo or kid drawing into a tree branch?
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Oct 31, 2016 07:37
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man if polygamy makes you sound like such a lame philosphizing sad sack then its probably bullshit i think
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Naerasa posted:"Well, it worked on Sports Night..." But it didn't! Oh, wait a second… (Also, man. I like that show more than I ought to.)
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Jenner posted:The stories from girls who don't use birth control and just trust their guy to pull out are just profoundly infuriating. This is why we need thorough and comprehensive sex education in America. tbh that's probably more 'people are dumb' than deficiencies in sex education. like there are places where that's the case, but that still happens way too often in places with 'good' sex education. In my high school there was thorough and comprehensive sex education that was mandatory for all students, people just chose to fuckin ignore it because they're idiots who buy into the meme that 'condoms don't feel good' and bully their partners into playing along. like it was explicitly said, multiple times in lecture and as quiz questions, that pulling out is not an effective method of birth control and still i knew two people who did it anyways with people not on the pill.
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ishikabibble posted:tbh that's probably more 'people are dumb' than deficiencies in sex education. like there are places where that's the case, but that still happens way too often in places with 'good' sex education. pulling out is only marginally worse than condoms according to planned parenthood and this is a super dumb derail either way.
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Okay but 'pulling out' as practiced by teens is pretty different from 'pulling out' as practiced by adults. As most things done by teenagers, their version is much shittier than that as practiced by the theoretical responsible adults still somehow too stupid to use actual birth control.
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[grinding concern] is it safe to grind with no clothes and just a condom??quote:My girlfriend and I have been dating for over six months and at the beginning of our relationship we decided we would take things slow. At first we just made out and started to grind pretty hard (with clothes on), then that led to blowjobs, then eating her out, now sometimes I get naked and we grind, sometimes she's the one naked. We want to go further without having sex. So, we were thinking the best way to do this would be to both be completely naked and for me to wear just a condom, and just do our normal stuff without clothes on (really hard grinding, making out, oral). The one thing we're worried about is if this is safe or not. When we grind and I'm on top I usually put my penis under her body, and when she's on top my penis is usually behind her body. We may also try rubbing my penis on her vagina (no insertion). I'm afraid the grinding will make the condom slip off or tear. I was thinking lube might make things better, but I'm not sure. What do you suggest? Do you think this is safe or not? If not, what do you think we should do instead or to fix it? Safety is our utmost concern.
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snakeandbake posted:[grinding concern] is it safe to grind with no clothes and just a condom?? Please tell me it's a pair of very religious 16 year olds. Anything other than that would be too pathetic to bear. There got to be at least some kind of religious brainwashing involved.
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actually pulling out is cool and good and condoms are poo poo you all know it's true
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Defiance posted:actually pulling out is cool and good and condoms are poo poo You know what they say. STDs are the spice of life.
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i wouldnt know, i cut my blow with fish antibiotics so it has never been an issue
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Fullhouse posted:seriously that was about 8000 words longer than it needed to be I dunno, I really like the undercurrent of his wife being miserable throughout their entire relationship, to the point of having some kind of hormonal imbalance that fixes itself within half a year of sleeping with attractive, non-douchey men. It's important to the story that everyone except for the author realizes that he's the sole source of her unhappiness, and it doesn't come through without his long pretentious screeds about soulmates and true love.
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ishikabibble posted:they're idiots who buy into the meme that 'condoms don't feel good' They're not wrong though. If there are condoms that feel as good as unprotected sex I would love to know the brand. Teenagers should still be using condoms though. I'm definitely not advocating that they don't.
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If you have a latex fetish condoms might feel better. Ever think of that, smart guy??
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Charles Get-Out posted:If you have a latex fetish condoms might feel better. Ever think of that, smart guy?? How do I get a latex fetish?
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Chichevache posted:How do I get a latex fetish? If you try hard enough and apply yourself you can sexually fixate yourself on anything. Maybe wank a lot wearing condoms? Like, exclusively.
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Dear r/ relationships, my [?F] fiancé [?m] keeps buying condoms and he claims he uses them to masturbate... Edit For Content... Me [30 M] with an ex [26 F] of a friend of mine, she accidentally sent me nudes and now demands I give her my phone because she wants to check if I deleted the photos quote:Many years ago I met this person at a birthday party, then she was the girlfriend of a good friend of mine. I have to be bluntly honest: I was really attracted to her (Malena), she is very pretty and moreover very smart. Of course I did nothing about my attraction, only occasional smalltalk. She added me to facebook. Fast forward, a couple years ago they ended their relationship. My birthday comes and surprisingly she sent me a message wishing me a happy day. I felt curious and we started to chat now and then, nothing flirty, she is finishing her PhD in history so we talked about that. I still find her very attractive but I know she is not into me at all, so I didn’t try anything. Friday night I was watching Netflix and I receive a message in my cellphone. I met someone using Tinder, we were making arrangements for a second date so I thought it was that. To my surprise, Malena started to send me many messages, the first one said something like “this is what you’re missing…” with photos in them of sexual nature, some nudes (you get the idea). The photos were extremely hot and I was very aroused, it took my brain many seconds to realize those photos weren’t for me. Almost instantly I received another message were she acknowledged she hosed up, then she called me and apologized profusely. I told her she didn’t have to worry, that I haven’t seen the photos yet (a little white lie) and I’d delete them immediately, thing I did. Of course I admit although pleasant, it was wrong to see the pictures and I felt bad about that. Chichevache fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Oct 31, 2016 |
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