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Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Detective Thompson posted:

I was looking at a list of lost/partial films from the silent era, and the title of this one caught my eye. It's one of Willis O'Brien's films. I love the poster, especially the regretful looks on both dinosaurs' faces.



The only version I can find online is pretty low-quality, which is a shame since it's hard to make out the cool dinosaur stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7sj4zCXMHs
The Perils Of Dinosaur Blowjobs.

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The MSJ posted:

The monster just found out about the affair, probably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWdU0tmNFgw

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

























Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

You should never actually have a Return Of title unless you're Star Wars or the Pink Panther. Especially for a character nobody except Vin Diesel remembers or cares about. Especially especially when the character has a name that bad.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

HEYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYYSSS!!!!!

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


HE'S SURFING WITH HIS DIRTBIKE.

I'm loving these posters way more than I should be.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



ruddiger posted:

HE'S SURFING WITH HIS DIRTBIKE.

I'm loving these posters way more than I should be.

This movie is going to be shitmazing.

Just like the first one.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ruddiger posted:

HE'S SURFING WITH HIS DIRTBIKE.

I'm loving these posters way more than I should be.

The trailer also shows him skiing down the slope in a rainforest.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


XXX: The Wrong Vehicle

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Bisping? Neymar? :psyduck:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Boy is this a sad sentence from the XxX: State of the Union Wikipedia page:

quote:

Vin Diesel and Rob Cohen, the lead actor and director of the original, had signed onto this film before the first film had opened, but both dropped out as Diesel had to work on The Pacifier, while Cohen was busy making Stealth.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

I am so not ready for early 00s nostalgia to be a thing.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Mann posted:

I am so not ready for early 00s nostalgia to be a thing.

If it ends the trend of platformers with "retro" pixel graphics and we start getting games with "retro" muddy textures slapped over crude polygon graphics, I'm all for it.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Guy Mann posted:

I am so not ready for early 00s nostalgia to be a thing.

We are still in the middle of 1990s nostalgia. Case in point:





edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I hope this means Baywatch Nights will be a part of the movie.

frankenfreak posted:

Bisping? Neymar? :psyduck:

At least Bisping appears to be playing a character. What's Neymar up to?

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Forgall posted:

The Perils Of Dinosaur Blowjobs.

Dino DNA!

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

The MSJ posted:

We are still in the middle of 1990s nostalgia. Case in point:







Maybe it's just me, but it's kinda loving weird to advertise a beach movie that's going to be released in the spring with the holiday closest to the advertising campaign, which happens to be Halloween. It'd be like if a horror movie is coming out next Halloween but since you put the teasers out around Easter you have the cast dressed like bunnies and surrounded by painted eggs.

King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Nov 1, 2016

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
These are great but this is the best because Donnie

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Donnie is also motocross surfing but is more HXC because he's looking backwards.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

XxX: The even more low rent B-movie version of The Expendables

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



i'd also like to point out neymar jr has the dumbest poster out of all of them

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
edit: I typed out an long stupid story that I decided wasn't worth sharing!

BonoMan fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Nov 2, 2016

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

I really want to see a situation where society runs on animal-world rules, but everyone is still humans, so everything is just human puns.

So basically a Bill Holbrook joint.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Aphrodite posted:

You should never actually have a Return Of title unless you're Star Wars or the Pink Panther. Especially for a character nobody except Vin Diesel remembers or cares about. Especially especially when the character has a name that bad.

Sounds like someone needs to go to the Xander Zone for a timeout.

But what's up with the Neymar Jr poster? Is Neymar his real name and "Jr" is his character name?

Also that Michael Keaton McD's poster has his face really weird.

anticake
Nov 5, 2004

Biscuit Hider
His full name is Neymar da Silva Santos Jr. Brazillian footballers have a history of going by one name (Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Fred, Robinho, Pele, Garrincha, Dunga, Kaka etc there's a crap ton of them). His actual role in the film seems undisclosed so far? Most of the articles are just that he's joined the cast, that he's in the teaser, and that no one seems to have any idea what he's actually doing on camera.

anticake fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Nov 3, 2016

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

Chris Knight posted:

These are great but this is the best because Donnie

That image is clearly not current donnie given his age. But I love that it looks like Mismatched Couples Donnie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9f0uc1XDcQ

Donnie yen is an international treasure that has waited way too long to get the spotlight hat he is finally getting.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

G-III posted:

That image is clearly not current donnie given his age. But I love that it looks like Mismatched Couples Donnie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9f0uc1XDcQ

Donnie yen is an international treasure that has waited way too long to get the spotlight hat he is finally getting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt8l8irUQQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZwBE-AZJUA

Humbug Scoolbus fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Nov 3, 2016

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

anticake posted:

His full name is Neymar da Silva Santos Jr. Brazillian footballers have a history of going by one name (Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Fred, Robinho, Pele, Garrincha, Dunga, Kaka etc there's a crap ton of them). His actual role in the film seems undisclosed so far? Most of the articles are just that he's joined the cast, that he's in the teaser, and that no one seems to have any idea what he's actually doing on camera.

Trying to be the next Beckham, but starting younger and speaking Spanish and Portuguese. At the moment he's one of the best strikers for the biggest* side in the world and he has little competition for movie roles; Messi's a robot, Suarez is an ugly bitey racist, Ronaldo is making movies about himself anyway, and Bale is a balding monkey man.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

I really want this movie to be good. I really, really do.



Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I don't think Wonder fits that theme.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Needs more WB sparks.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Her eyes in that first poster are just terribly painted in.

She's almost got some Hypnotoad pupil action going on, too.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Aphrodite posted:

I don't think Wonder fits that theme.

Well, with Courage and Power already being used they very well couldn't use Wisdom.



"Well excuuuuuuuse me, Princess Diana!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBqR2KMvl50

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

teagone posted:

I really want this movie to be good. I really, really do.





We're gonna get like 6 of these for the Shazam movie aren't we? :(

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?


Looks more like confusion to me.

anticake
Nov 5, 2004

Biscuit Hider

Total Meatlove posted:

Trying to be the next Beckham, but starting younger and speaking Spanish and Portuguese. At the moment he's one of the best strikers for the biggest* side in the world and he has little competition for movie roles; Messi's a robot, Suarez is an ugly bitey racist, Ronaldo is making movies about himself anyway, and Bale is a balding monkey man.

Yeah I meant what he was doing like in the plot, chose my words a little poorly in retrospect. I know why he's on camera (worked out for Vinnie Jones), but not what he is literally doing in the film besides kicking a ball at Vin Diesel. Apparently no one in the press, as it were, know his part in the plot either.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009


the sequel to Trainspotting was called Porno, can't imagine why they'd change that for the movie adaption

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

anticake posted:

Yeah I meant what he was doing like in the plot, chose my words a little poorly in retrospect. I know why he's on camera (worked out for Vinnie Jones), but not what he is literally doing in the film besides kicking a ball at Vin Diesel. Apparently no one in the press, as it were, know his part in the plot either.

There's so many character posters, I'm expexting just a glorified cameo.

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Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Poster Six-Pack: The Usual Bunch of Stuff Edition.











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