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The first mistake was "working at the same company with similar jobs". That's a doomed proposition.
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Me [19M] in a LDR with my girlfriend [19F], she's beginning to become very high maintenance.quote:Gidday fellow redditors, throwaway account because she knows my reddit username. This one is great
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 15:19 |
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I [27F] had phone sex with my boyfriend [28M] but it wasn't my boyfriend after all. I am mortified.quote:Throwaway because boyfriend is on reddit.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 15:21 |
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Bonzo posted:Me [34M] with my fiancee [30F], been together 5 years, I am ungrateful, she is self-centered...how do we communicate better? WampaLord posted:I [29M] had to lie to my girlfriend [22F] because she won't ever take no for an answer. She found out and now she's mad at me. How do I fix this? I read this thread to hear about adult babies and both of these stories delivered How are these people 30 and 29 years old respectively? CabaretVoltaire posted:Me [19M] in a LDR with my girlfriend [19F], she's beginning to become very high maintenance. has anyone established why this guy is in a relationship at all because he really seems like he'd rather not have one WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27F] had phone sex with my boyfriend [28M] but it wasn't my boyfriend after all. I am mortified. I want to feel bad for her because this is a bad thing to have happen to you, but honestly having this be a problem in the first place just requires you to be insanely stupid
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 16:21 |
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I remember being that naive. I feel for her. The world is hosed up.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 16:21 |
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Strep Vote posted:I remember being that naive. Were you 27 years old?
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 16:23 |
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loquacius posted:
I'm hoping that his "investing" is bitcoin.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 16:29 |
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loquacius posted:Were you 27 years old? I'm guessing this woman used to be very religious
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 16:46 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27F] had phone sex with my boyfriend [28M] but it wasn't my boyfriend after all. I am mortified. Yeah I'm sure she had no idea.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 16:52 |
In the space of a week he supposedly introduced phone sex, a bunch of weird kinks, and skyping with a friend? She's either really stupid in that she believed this poo poo or really stupid in thinking other people are gonna buy that.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 17:04 |
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loving at this one. I [29F] caught my boyfriend [29M] crossdressing which is a huge turn off for me. quote:I had to travel out of town for work for the past few days. I asked my boyfriend of one year to stay at my place to take care of my dog. Fortunately, my business trip ended a day early and I thought it would be a great surprise to my boyfriend for me to arrive home early. Life lesson learned - do not surprise people by getting home early from trips if you aren't prepared to see some poo poo.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 17:52 |
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loquacius posted:Were you 27 years old? More like 18 and raised by authoritarian religious crazy people. I feel bad for people who were purposefully infantalized by their parents who were supposed to teach them how to adult. Crazy conservative people think innocence should be preserved rather than treasured specifically because it has an expiration date. china bot posted:I'm guessing this woman used to be very religious Would bet many pesos that this is the case. Strep Vote fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Nov 1, 2016 |
# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:02 |
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WampaLord posted:loving at this one. For some reason, I'm picturing really bad Monty Python style crossdressing with like, a fuchsia dress and huge daisies that would in no way fit his actual girlfriend. It makes it weirdly endearing.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:05 |
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Who doesn't put their girlfriends clothes on and watch a movie when she's out?
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:20 |
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CabaretVoltaire posted:Who doesn't put their girlfriends clothes on and watch a movie when she's out? That was my favorite part of it, she didn't walk in on him jerking off or using her panties to...well, jerk off, he's just chilling and watching a movie. The mental picture is hysterical.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:24 |
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WampaLord posted:loving at this one. He should tell her he was just trying to cheer up her dog.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:24 |
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quote:I imagine my facial expression was one of horror as he quickly changed back into his clothes and left. I wasnt even able to utter a single word. He loving changes and leaves while she just stands there silently. You can't write better comedy.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:26 |
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Bananaquiter posted:He should tell her he was just trying to cheer up her dog. "Okay Fido, I know you're sad that Jessica isn't here, but I have a special guest today: Her sister! Hoozagoodboyden?"
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:27 |
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what movie was he watching ?
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:28 |
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CabaretVoltaire posted:what movie was he watching ? The Crying Game
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:28 |
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WampaLord posted:The Crying Game Single White Female
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:30 |
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CabaretVoltaire posted:what movie was he watching ? Tootsie
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:33 |
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The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:34 |
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White Girls
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:38 |
Pretty Woman
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:42 |
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CabaretVoltaire posted:what movie was he watching ? Mrs. Doubtfire and Psycho as a double feature
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:43 |
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"Probably watching a movie about crossdressing" y'all its way funnier if he's just watching something completely unrelated. like he's just splayed out on the couch watching Jurassic Park or Aliens or something.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:48 |
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in that case, Shoah
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:49 |
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Silence of the Lambs while Goodbye Horses plays in the background...quote:Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me hard. I'd gently caress me so hard. McGavin fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Nov 1, 2016 |
# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:52 |
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alternate joke answer: Oogieloves
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 18:57 |
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Gandhi
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:00 |
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Ken Burns' Roosevelt Series, while in costume as Elanor.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:07 |
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movie title
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:09 |
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Dirtbag Diva posted:Ken Burns' Roosevelt Series, while in costume as Elanor. this is canon now
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:09 |
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Boyfriend (23M) is pissed at me (21 F) because I won't let him drive my car. Am I being selfish?quote:My boyfriend doesn't have the cleanest driving record. He has gotten into at least 5 accidents (1 that totaled his new car) and is somewhat of a reckless driver. I don't always feel safe when he is driving. That being said, between insurance and the new/used car I bought last year, I am forking over a lot of money for the privilege to drive my own vehicle - something he is not contributing to. I drive approximately 90 round-trip miles for work daily and I need to have a car. Aside from his lack of contribution, I also don't want him driving my car because I'm not sure I'd forgive him of he were to wreck it. I'll admit, I'm a bit of a grudgeholder. But the man has very little regard for material items with high value. All things considered, my boyfriend tells me I am being ridiculous and selfish for not allowing him to drive my car. Can someone give me a little input? AM I being ridiculous? quote:[–]introspectivelife 1187 points 15 hours ago Dude sounds like a massive douche. Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Nov 1, 2016 |
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HardDiskD posted:Boyfriend (23M) is pissed at me (21 F) because I won't let him drive my car. Am I being selfish? LOL gently caress that guy.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:20 |
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She shoulda just rolled with it. You don't get to gently caress a dude wearing your own dress every day.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:48 |
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HardDiskD posted:Boyfriend (23M) is pissed at me (21 F) because I won't let him drive my car. Am I being selfish? Depending on where they live, it might be a Fragile Masculinity thing. My husband and I live in the south and when we first started dating, we both had a clean record and massive 90s steel tanks of sedans and we'd drive them interchangeably depending who was the DD/who was more tired and men were astonished he "let" me drive his car while him driving mine was a matter of fact. Even nowadays, if we're riding with another couple, the man always drives even if it's his female partner's car unless they're super liberal types. It's weird, I know.
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:59 |
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Dirtbag Diva posted:Depending on where they live, it might be a Fragile Masculinity thing. My husband and I live in the south and when we first started dating, we both had a clean record and massive 90s steel tanks of sedans and we'd drive them interchangeably depending who was the DD/who was more tired and men were astonished he "let" me drive his car while him driving mine was a matter of fact. Even nowadays, if we're riding with another couple, the man always drives even if it's his female partner's car unless they're super liberal types. where I live it's super loving rare for women to even own cars
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:01 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27F] had phone sex with my boyfriend [28M] but it wasn't my boyfriend after all. I am mortified. quote:He described himself like my boyfriend and kept asking me to guess who it was. When I mentioned my boyfriend's name, he said that yes, that was him. man, you're that easy huh
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