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Charles Get-Out posted:I'm a [24 Celibate M] and met an a [25 Asexual M] off grindr the other night and I'm seriously confused about this and me. That's cute. Nice change of pace from rapists and insane cat ladies.
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I think we can guess which one is evil (both) [28 F] Can the relationship with my husband [27M] be saved after he let his twin abuse me? quote:Alright reddit, get ready to read the clusterfuck of your life.
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Chichevache posted:I think we can guess which one is evil (both) Come on man, this is just loving sad. Do people not understand the "don't post sad/abusive stories" thing? Do we have to make it a thread rule?
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:58 |
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WampaLord posted:Come on man, this is just loving sad. Yeah seriously, stop posting depressing poo poo assholes
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:02 |
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Seriously, the world needs more Goku stories right now.
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WampaLord posted:Come on man, this is just loving sad. Every story posted is sad, at the end all the characters will die.
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You have to have the sad ones or there's no suspense
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The Snoo posted:
I, too, unironically tell my friends I love them. We've clung together for 10-15 years in most cases and been through some poo poo, but I tell the new ones they're loved, too.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:26 |
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Obligatory "Okay, which goon is this?" joke. My [23F] boyfriend [29M] won't shower regularly and it grosses me out quote:Been dating my [23F] boyfriend [29M] for a few months now. Everything is great, except he won't shower on a daily basis. I only see him once every week or two so I don't know the specifics, but he has on multiple occasions mentioned that he hasn't showered in a week. He's also been looking like a greasy mess when I see him lately. I get the impression he'll only shower every 5 days or so.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:35 |
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Pick posted:You have to have the sad ones or there's no suspense Word. Also the whole "humor is subjective" and some posters are going to complain no matter what they read. CharlestonJew posted:Yeah seriously, stop posting depressing poo poo assholes Create another thread titled "funny stuff only and please use trigger warnings because we are very sensitive". Or be an adult and stop reading if you're really having that much trouble coping with the psychic toll of someone else's life containing suffering.
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Pick posted:You have to have the sad ones or there's no suspense Agreed. Gay boys learning to trust again turned my frown upside down in the most pleasant way after the rapist who will probably rape again and that's ~disrespectful to the relationship~
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:42 |
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WampaLord posted:Obligatory "Okay, which goon is this?" joke. I worked with the opposite of this guy in grad school. There was a PhD student working in my lab who was the smelliest motherfucker I have ever known, but you could tell when he was about to go visit his long-distance girlfriend because his legendary stench would be mysteriously gone that day. He just refused to take showers if he wasn't going to be in the presence of someone who might have sex with him that day. Oh, and obligatory "don't doxx me plz" joke.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:42 |
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WampaLord posted:Obligatory "Okay, which goon is this?" joke. A firm, polite way to tell him to shower regularly because it grosses you out is, "I'm breaking up with you because you don't shower regularly and it grosses me out," yeah?
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:43 |
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That amazingly lame story about the dude who "mistakenly" told his girlfriend that he loves her is hilariously dumb for too many reasons, but most of all, who dates someone for over a year and feels no love for them? I assume he's just stereotypically afraid of being alone, but come on bro. Why bother dating a person long-term that you don't actually care for? It's extremely unfair to her too.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:55 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:A firm, polite way to tell him to shower regularly because it grosses you out is, "I'm breaking up with you because you don't shower regularly and it grosses me out," yeah? Yes. Sometimes I'll go like a day and a half without a shower and then when I get in I'm like "This is the most comfortable thing ever wtf was I thinking"
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That was a subplot on Scrubs come to think of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc-3OErP15s e: recognizing when things from r/relationships posts happened in sitcoms is my thread gimmick loquacius fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Nov 2, 2016 |
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I feel like I'm covered in mountains of dust if I don't shower once per day, so I don't get weirdos who don't practice solid hygiene.
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loquacius posted:That was a subplot on Scrubs come to think of it I thought of this as well. It was a very sitcom-esque post, normal people don't place as much importance on saying "I love you" like it's this sacred thing. You will tell multiple romantic partners in your life that you love them. You're not lying, love is just less special than people think it is.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 19:13 |
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That said, my nerdiest friend (a competitive field) did once strike out pretty hard in college by telling this girl he loved her before they had kissed Never did end up kissing after that
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:That amazingly lame story about the dude who "mistakenly" told his girlfriend that he loves her is hilariously dumb for too many reasons, but most of all, who dates someone for over a year and feels no love for them? I assume he's just stereotypically afraid of being alone, but come on bro. Why bother dating a person long-term that you don't actually care for? It's extremely unfair to her too. Love is talked up a lot, from books and movies and songs, to art and even social norms, religions and traditions. The myth of finding "the one" and saving your love for them is pretty pervasive. I'm not knocking abstinence or exclusively dating one person at a time, etc., it's just that some people are terrified of the "L" word because it's presented as this big, serious, permanently life-shattering thing. If you say, "I love you," there's no going back and you've pretty much signed an unspoken suicide pact, like Romeo and Juliet. I know I used to feel that way, so that surely adds a lot of bias to my view. loquacius posted:That said, my nerdiest friend (a competitive field) did once strike out pretty hard in college by telling this girl he loved her before they had kissed This can also play into it. Like mutually assured destruction, nobody wants to fire the first shot, so they both wait, and wait. Love is a weapon, man. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Nov 2, 2016 |
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loquacius posted:That said, my nerdiest friend (a competitive field) did once strike out pretty hard in college by telling this girl he loved her before they had kissed did he confess his love before getting hit by a bus or something?
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Regulation Size posted:did he confess his love before getting hit by a bus or something? gross, why would you want to kiss someone that loves you
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Regulation Size posted:did he confess his love before getting hit by a bus or something? No, she got scared off and that was the end of their thing He's got an extremely steady girlfriend now though, it all worked out in the end
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quote:I [24F] found a sexually graphic message my boyfriend [34M] sent another woman.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 19:37 |
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Ladies stop dating weirdos ten years older than you Fellas stop dating naive ladies ten years younger than you
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Zelder posted:Ladies stop dating weirdos ten years older than you No
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ITS ALWAYS GODDAMN PLENY OF FISH.
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Zelder posted:Ladies stop dating weirdos ten years older than you
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Chichevache posted:Word. Also the whole "humor is subjective" and some posters are going to complain no matter what they read. triggered xD the tumblr meme xD
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 20:04 |
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Lol at these people who think they can't break up because they were snooping. Like it's an episode of law and order and they have to exclude tainted evidence.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 20:11 |
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Zelder posted:Ladies stop dating weirdos ten years older than you It's not going to happen. Some ladies will keep having daddy issues that they want to compensate for by dating older guys. Some dudes will keep going for younger girls with daddy issues cause they're easy to manipulate for middle-aged losers. And the world will keep spinning.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 20:22 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:That amazingly lame story about the dude who "mistakenly" told his girlfriend that he loves her is hilariously dumb for too many reasons, but most of all, who dates someone for over a year and feels no love for them? I assume he's just stereotypically afraid of being alone, but come on bro. Why bother dating a person long-term that you don't actually care for? It's extremely unfair to her too.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 20:34 |
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kuddles posted:Take the "dating a person for a year and feeling ambivalent about the relationship" and add "please, anonymous people on the internet, explain how I get out of this predicament of telling someone I love them". Together you have the prologue of an entire book detailing the failings of modern society/technology which has led so many people to have absolutely no understanding of human empathy, social skills, self-esteem or dealing with any emotional conflict whatsoever. Ok grandpa, would you like me to get off your lawn too?
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 20:37 |
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I [30 F] am dating a guy [25 M] who seems to hate everything I like or recommend, and it annoys me.quote:So I have been dating this guy for 2 weeks and we have some things in common and almost the same sense of humor. Reddit, should I "break up" with someone I've been dating 2 weeks who mocks me and hates everything I enjoy?
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 20:38 |
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Help me Reddit, I've been casually seeing someone for a very short time, and I have some positive feelings toward them but they're really rude to me for basically no reason. What a dilemma!
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kuddles posted:Take the "dating a person for a year and feeling ambivalent about the relationship" and add "please, anonymous people on the internet, explain how I get out of this predicament of telling someone I love them". Together you have the prologue of an entire book detailing the failings of modern society/technology which has led so many people to have absolutely no understanding of human empathy, social skills, self-esteem or dealing with any emotional conflict whatsoever. Loveless relationships exclusively happen to millenials? Huh. Then how would you explain my parents?
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kuddles posted:Take the "dating a person for a year and feeling ambivalent about the relationship" and add "please, anonymous people on the internet, explain how I get out of this predicament of telling someone I love them". Together you have the prologue of an entire book detailing the failings of modern society/technology which has led so many people to have absolutely no understanding of human empathy, social skills, self-esteem or dealing with any emotional conflict whatsoever.
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If only we still lived in the days when you knew who you were destined to spend your life with, because your parents told you
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