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WampaLord posted:For real, though, if you're gonna post an article, maybe preface it with "Hey check this out, a hilarious long article about relationship failure that involves X, Y, and Z" instead of just making GBS threads it out into the thread. Yeah that's the first paragraph? I don't think there's a better lead-in than what's right there.
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NewForumSoftware posted:Agreed, burningman.txt sucked i assumed it was some sort of dog galt poo poo post
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Dirtbag Diva posted:Decided to google a distinctive paragraph and story works better with pictures: Took me way less time to Google it than for you guys to all argue about needing to put the article in context FYI
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lol yeah silly local stereotypes affirmed every stereotype about newton is true poo poo the gently caress up pick and people arguing about pick this happens every fuckin time post reddit poo poo heres teenager dating older weirdo mk21342132q5q23 I (19 F) am having trouble with my boyfriend's (27) porn habits. quote:TL;DR: My boyfriend (27) turns down sex often but wants to masturbate to porn behind my (19 F) back. Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Nov 3, 2016 |
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Nov 3, 2016 18:37
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stump collector posted:i assumed it was some sort of dog galt poo poo post Yeah, this.
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Tolkien minority posted:every stereotype about newton is true Newton is basically a town full of Piper's family from Orange Is The New Black, all hoping beyond hope that their daughters grow up to be vegan celebrity chefs
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Nov 3, 2016 18:42
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Pick posted:If you get past paragraph two! you can see where I forgot to clip out the self-reference to this as a Vanity Fair article You should post a link next time. Websites usually format long articles like that so it doesn't seem like such a chore to read.
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quote:How do I [19/F] tell him [21/M] he's literally too good looking for me to date? I wish I had this guys problem.
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You jest, but it's actually a huge pain in the rear end.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:You jest, but it's actually a huge pain in the rear end. i have no idea how you would know.
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Gaunab posted:I wish I had this guys problem. *takes off OP's glasses* Girl, haven't you realized the beauty's been in the mirror the whole time?
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Nov 3, 2016 19:06
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I guess it's not easy being really, really, ridiculously good looking
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Tolkien minority posted:I guess it's not easy being really, really, ridiculously good looking Nah, it actually is. Speaking from personal experience here.
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Jack Trades posted:Nah, it actually is. Speaking from personal experience here. i have been described as "robin williams-esque", so I know what you mean
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Pick posted:Yeah that's the first paragraph? I don't think there's a better lead-in than what's right there. quote:Focus on the dog. By the time police arrested Sarma Melngailis and Anthony Strangis on May 10 of this year on fugitive-from-justice warrants at a Tennessee hotel, where they’d been holed up for 40 days and 40 nights, this is how insane their marriage had become: Melngailis, 43, the radiantly blonde poster woman for vegan living, a Manhattan restaurateur, and a Wharton graduate, says she had come to believe—really, really believe—that her pit bull, Leon, was on the cusp of being made immortal. This Lazarus-ian feat, and more, would be accomplished by her husband, Strangis, 35, a gambler with a criminal past she’d met on Twitter five years earlier. With nothing setting this up, this is a loving bizarre and non-sequitur thing to come across in this thread, particularly when it's attached to one of the longest posts I've seen.
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Let's keep ragging on a single post, it is much more interesting than reddit stories.
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Man, the Incisive Commentary av is cursed, I had red-texts bought for me several times when I had it too
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china bot posted:i have been described as "robin williams-esque", so I know what you mean Sounds more like they're implying that you're pale, smelly and slowly decaying every day?
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loquacius posted:Man, the Incisive Commentary av is cursed, I had red-texts bought for me several times when I had it too This is my third angry red text av in 2 days, with one nice av bought in there too. And I'll drop the derail about the long post, sorry.
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Jack Trades posted:Sounds more like they're implying that you're pale, smelly and slowly decaying every day? pretty much 
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Nov 3, 2016 20:17
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Why can't they just drink whiskey? Is whiskey not vegan? It seems like it should be.
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quote:Our neighbors' [40s M and F] daughter [18] and her boyfriend [18?] entered into our house while my husband [38] and I [40F] were on vacation, did a bunch of drugs, and now our neighbors are saying that all of this is OUR fault
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Nov 3, 2016 20:35
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That was posted in an older thread but yeah, lol, the gall of those neighbors is insane.
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Nov 3, 2016 20:36
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Even if you believe the neighbors they yelled at the op because their daughter stole from them lol.
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Nov 3, 2016 20:52
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Who the gently caress buys "you know how curious kids can be  " about an 18-year-old
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Gaunab posted:After questioning her, the daughter claimed that she had found the marijuana in our garage and the temptation was too strong. According to Terri's story, she had been in the garage looking for a leash to walk the dog, although all the dog's supplies were set out on the kitchen for convenience. I can't tell if these parents are this insanely delusional or if this is some weird scheme to shame them out of the neighborhood I know whenever I find a marijuana I just have to smoke it right there. It's too enticing, I can't resist the weed
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What if they had caught them loving, what would they have said then "OP and her husband just left their sex lube lying around, and, well, you know kids, always wanting to try new things"
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Nov 3, 2016 20:58
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Gaunab posted:reefer madness welcome to the hell that is small town american life
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Tolkien minority posted:I guess it's not easy being really, really, ridiculously good looking It's kind of embarrassing being cat-called in public all the time. I'm not just a sexual object, I'm a man with feelings.
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Tolkien minority posted:every stereotype about newton is true Khorne fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Nov 3, 2016 |
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"I can't believe Mr. and Mrs. OP, honestly. They asked our daughter to feed their dog but were leaving all their expensive liquor just sitting there in a closed liquor cabinet in their basement! How irresponsible! They have a child! Anyway, obviously our perfect child couldn't help but sample it until there was none left. We'll be suing them for hospital and legal fees." "The OPs down the street left all their valuables just lying around in their house! What was our precious angel supposed to do when she saw them, not steal everything in the building and flip it on the black market for a deece five figgies? She's only 18!" "I thought it'd be safe to send my darling baby into the OPs' house for just one second, but it turns out they were hiding their cache of weapons-grade plutonium in the garage, where anyone can get to it, and you know our inquisitive little bundle of joy, of course she couldn't see a goldmine like that and not attempt to sell it to Syrian terrorists in exchange for oil, lands, and titles in the glorious new Caliphate. I know, I've tried telling the State Department how irresponsible it was of them, but they won't listen!" e: Khorne posted:What is the stereotype for newton? I am from southcoast and besides lowell=heroin, brockton=poo poo in every way, what stereotypes am I missing here. loquacius posted:Newton is basically a town full of Piper's family from Orange Is The New Black, all hoping beyond hope that their daughters grow up to be vegan celebrity chefs
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Fullhouse posted:I can't tell if these parents are this insanely delusional or if this is some weird scheme to shame them out of the neighborhood Sister's a high school teacher and once had a parent blow up her personal number because she was failing a student for missing two weeks of class when he had a "legitimate" excuse. That excuse being in jail for assault. If I was these two I'd say gently caress it and contact the school anonymously to search her dorm room. She threw two people under the bus and getting kicked out of school for weed has a lot more options to get back on track than two parents losing their jobs.
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Khorne posted:What is the stereotype for newton? I am from southcoast and besides lowell=heroin, brockton=poo poo in every way, what stereotypes am I missing here. Jews, asians, rich people, and weirdo psuedohippy types. Everyone in newton is some permutation of those. Newton is also colloquially known as "Jewton" lol Edit: why do people never stand up for themselves in /relationships. Tell the neighbors they're delusional and to go gently caress themselves, rinse and repeat whenever another neighbor attempts to "shame" them bam problem solved Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Nov 3, 2016 |
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loquacius posted:Who the gently caress buys "you know how curious kids can be Yeah mom and dad, I just found a marijuana in those bad peoples garage and had to smoke it to see what was up with it. Also I knew what pot looked and smelled like and also knew how to do it. Welp, now I have to go back to College where there are definitely zero temptations like that around!
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Pick posted:OK I'll just post my personal experiences instead Wait, that story wasn't about you?
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Nov 3, 2016 21:21
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Pvt.Scott posted:Wait, that story wasn't about you? Everything is about Pick in one way or another. Haven't you heard of Pick Degrees of Separation?
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Antivehicular posted:If nothing else, Ctrl+F in that post for "Master Cleanse Tini" and read the description of the worst mixed drink in the history of humanity. For starters, there's just way too much sugar in and around that thing. Maple syrup in the drink and loving sugar on the rim? Christ.
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loquacius posted:Why can't they just drink whiskey? Is whiskey not vegan? It seems like it should be. Think about all that poor poor yeast the died for your whiskey you monster 
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