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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

C. Everett Koop posted:

When you ask for the ring Kirk Ferentz has someone punt it to you.

I just want you to know someone appreciates this joke Koop

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Well, it ain't me. gently caress you Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Thanks for all the AIDS, jackass.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011



This just made me realize how much better life would be if Scott Steiner had a turn at playing the Colonel in some KFC spots.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Roman is Good

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

The337th posted:

This just made me realize how much better life would be if Scott Steiner had a turn at playing the Colonel in some KFC spots.

YOU WANNA EAT YOU SOME CHICKEN!!? YA FAT SONUFAH BITCH!!

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

This is what I want my funeral to look like. I've already gotten Sid to agree to be there.
what about the shoney bear

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Endorph posted:

what about the shoney bear

Instead of a casket I will be in that costume.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

The337th posted:

This just made me realize how much better life would be if Scott Steiner had a turn at playing the Colonel in some KFC spots.

Everybody knows, wants to know, what the secret herbs and spices are

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
lol

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Clearly you need Steiner Math to figure out the recipe.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Well, it ain't me. gently caress you Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Thanks for all the AIDS, jackass.

:smug:

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/LaRosaMendes/status/794363566795145232

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
have del ro and paige done any weird poo poo lately or have they learned to keep the weirdness to themselves a bit now

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?



What would Rosa know about success?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Success breads

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Fumaofthelake posted:

What would Rosa know about success?

She's a dad.. are you? Come on over to her website.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Chris James 2 posted:

Success breads

we call those donuts.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/793184781714518016

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

Success breads

id buy some

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
If they do the video diary, I hope Del Rio doesn't show up until the wedding vid, in which he descends from a zipline and says "I do" The pop would be great.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

He keeps ducking his video diary appearances and using excuses such as being shot, stabbed, blugeoned and thrown off a bridge by "some Puertorican guy"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

My favorite thing about all this is Paige repeatedly comparing her and Alberto to Mickey and Mallory from Natural Born Killers

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Imagine if their reality tv webshow revealed that they were actually really normal, don't do drugs and just stay home to watch HBO

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Imagine if their reality tv webshow revealed that they were actually really normal, don't do drugs and just stay home to watch HBO
So, a comedy?

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Imagine if their reality tv webshow revealed that they were actually really normal, don't do drugs and just stay home to watch HBO

im imagining it

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/entertainment/celebrities/article/Alberto-del-Rio-resets-San-Antonio-restaurant-10614028.php

Well it's finally happening I guess

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I love how even in puff pieces about a new business opening up, people have to throw doubt at Del Rio's stabbing.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
The enchiladas are in the outside patio area. 24 hour business we're always open

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
I knew he was crazy, but I didn't think he was "Pastamania" crazy.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272437

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
It was rather telling that the popups on Smackdown for Total Divas didn't have Paige on them

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I would gladly eat out of Alebrto Del Rio's taco hole.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

How's Papi's restaurant doing?

https://twitter.com/Unpaulfessional/status/802211892496363520

Oh.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

ay dios mio

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Oct 30, 2009

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I'm not surprised in the least ADR stormed out of a meet and greet at the grand opening of his own restaurant.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
drat ADR way to get that heel heat.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Get Gordon Ramsay to go up there for an ep of kitchen nightmares.

"I've never seen so much bloody powder in my life."

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

drat ADR way to get that heel heat.
I really just want that to become the go-to excuse for rear end in a top hat behavior for wrestlers in real life. More than it already is, I mean

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I wonder if some puerto rican guy sliced up his arms again. Let's just hope his mutant regeneration heals him up before he has to go out again.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

AMReese posted:

I really just want that to become the go-to excuse for rear end in a top hat behavior for wrestlers in real life. More than it already is, I mean

The problem is that, by all accounts, most of the best heels turn out to be super nice in real life. Big Boss Man would give you a foot rub and Nikolai Volkoff let me sleep with his sturdy Russian wife.

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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

If you want to have a million dollars, start with 3 million and open a restaurant

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