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Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

*gasp* NO! It can't be!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q80ElML7KGk

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Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Sweet! Does the UK still do judicial duels? Will the fencer judge get to take the field, or is that someone else's job?

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

Azhais posted:

Ah, I lost interest at the gay judges pictures

The gay judges picture was about that too. :v:

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
You'd think they wouldn't go after the guy who has clearly proven he could cut them to death with a sword for being gay.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/794305335158853634

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Dear Britain:

What the flying gently caress is wrong with you?

If this disease is genetic, we should know, so we can keep an eye out for it and treat it appropriately before it's too serious.

Signed,

The Colonies.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dumbasses, it wasn't even binding. You could have taken it "Under consideration" and just benched it somewhere to be forgotten or just flatly turned it down.

I don't know why they are trying to go through a pinhole when there are perfectly good windows and doors even if it has some broken glass.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

PT6A posted:

If this disease is genetic, we should know, so we can keep an eye out for it and treat it appropriately before it's too serious.

I'm pretty sure it is, and we'll find out how well chemotherapy works next Tuesday.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
It's an Anglo thing.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

oohhboy posted:

Dumbasses, it wasn't even binding. You could have taken it "Under consideration" and just benched it somewhere to be forgotten or just flatly turned it down.

I don't know why they are trying to go through a pinhole when there are perfectly good windows and doors even if it has some broken glass.

the government has been running on panic mode since shortly after it became apparent leave had a slight majority

instead of saying "well that's niclle, we'll look into that for you" David Cameron immediately leapt ship like the pigfucking rat bastard that he is and now we have to pretend it's the unanimous will of the British people and totally inevitable

Mantle
May 15, 2004

David Cameron posted:

doo doooooooo doo dooooo..... right

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


The leave side promised the moon on a stick to everyone, including that they would totally treat this as being for realises guys, so now we have millions of angry, belligerent people who are convinced that a narrow majority means total crushing victory forever and everyone is having to go along with it because the press is run by half a dozen billionaires who are gleefully whipping them up into a frenzy.

zokie
Feb 13, 2006

Out of many, Sweden

PT6A posted:

Dear Britain:

What the flying gently caress is wrong with you?

If this disease is genetic, we should know, so we can keep an eye out for it and treat it appropriately before it's too serious.

Signed,

The Colonies.

Us vikings took all the hot ladies and left :sweden::norway::denmark::iceland:

Edit: denmark is smaller, lmao

zokie fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Nov 4, 2016

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

PT6A posted:

Dear Britain:

What the flying gently caress is wrong with you?

If this disease is genetic, we should know, so we can keep an eye out for it and treat it appropriately before it's too serious.

Signed,

The Colonies.

It makes a lot more sense when you realise that things like the UK's "public opinion" or "knowledge of how reality works" don't actually exist in this universe, but in a hypothetical racist one conjoured up by Rupert Murdoch. Like you can tell someone that the EU doesn't work the way they are saying it does and they will not believe you because in the collective unconsciousness of the UK, the EU is nothing but an unelected body of strange, money-sucking foreigners that exists to send us Polish people and tell us how straight our bananas should be. Scientific advancements only exist to discover what does and does not give people cancer; people on welfare are literal subhumans who will never work and live like kings (and they're probably foreign); and anyone suggesting we pursue anything but zero regulations neoliberalism is a member of some kind of nebulous Euro-socialist, terrible at economics, head-in-the-clouds fifth column. The magic of the British press is that there's not like, two differing ideas about the way that the UK's economy and society could work, it's that there's only one way that the UK could ever work, it only doesn't work now because of [Europeans/poor people/foreign people/unions/The Loony Left] and anyone suggesting anything otherwise is a giant stupid idiot who knows nothing about the real world, unlike the infinitely wise and truth-telling journalists of Newscorp. The eventual fate of Britain will be to sink into the ocean like a modern-day Atlantis, once and for all proving the superiority of Plato's republican ideals over the terrible, terrible idea that was neoliberalism.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Why are the judges dressed like dandy santas?

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

Why are the judges dressed like dandy santas?

Those "wigs" are disguised hard hats that are supposed to protect your head when a Brexiteer inevitably chucks a bottle at you.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

the wigs look kinda like scratching posts

maybe it is a cat-dominated society

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

TheDeadlyShoe posted:

the wigs look kinda like scratching posts

maybe it is a cat-dominated society

yeah, since all the dogs got choked

Gyroscopic Giraffe
Jan 27, 2016
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/04/leave-voters-on-article-50-ruling-brexit

If you ever wondered why Brexit is a thing...

Choice quote:

People actually believe this... posted:

It’s dreadful that democracy can be overturned in court by law. [...] To me court system overruling democracy is dangerous – I cannot believe it can even happen, remainers should be worried about this too.

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

:britain::respek::byodood:

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

PT6A posted:

Dear Britain:

What the flying gently caress is wrong with you?

If this disease is genetic, we should know, so we can keep an eye out for it and treat it appropriately before it's too serious.

Signed,

The Colonies.

We'll take that from Canada and New Zealand, but I think we might have caught it ourselves from Australia.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
First the courts came for the Brexiters, and I said nothing because I was not a Brexiter
... Then the courts came for me, and I said nothing because the evidence that I had killed that hooker was strong, and I didn't want to incriminate myself any further.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

steinrokkan posted:

First the courts came for the Brexiters, and I said nothing because I was not a Brexiter
... Then the courts came for me, and I said nothing because the evidence that I'm a nonce was pretty strong, and I didn't want to incriminate myself any further before my rich friends could derail the investigation.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

All of them are mistaken in their belief that their government is a direct democracy. Almost every single point that the leave camp have has no basis in logic or knowledge, just emotions. The courts is where you hash out problems on the laws as they currently stand. How is this not the Rule of Law? They literally don't know how the government works.

This is the chance for them not to leave the sweet heart deal they have. smdh

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

steinrokkan posted:

First the courts came for the Brexiters, and I said nothing because I was not a Brexiter
... Then the courts came for me, and I said nothing because the evidence that I had killed that hooker was strong, and I didn't want to incriminate myself any further.
drat Eastern European truckers.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

oohhboy posted:

All of them are mistaken in their belief that their government is a direct democracy. Almost every single point that the leave camp have has no basis in logic or knowledge, just emotions. The courts is where you hash out problems on the laws as they currently stand. How is this not the Rule of Law? They literally don't know how the government works.

This is the chance for them not to leave the sweet heart deal they have. smdh

the press are declaring the judiciary enemies of the people in a climate where violence is increasing and we recently had an MP shot. 51% of the country don't understand the rule of law and they do not want the rule of law.

The counteraccusation to the claim that this is how fascism starts is "no, that devalues the word".

The british public want corporate backed totalitarian leadership with no rule of law and idk what you call that if it isn't fascism

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
They also hate foreigners and muslims and plagiarise articles from der sturmer replacing every instance of the word Jew with immigrant

Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011
This got linked to me on IRC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwsQ_5Wm4oo

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011


That's amazing. :allears:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Dear England,

No you idiots, you can't do that.



You've already had an MP shot and killed. I know you like to pretend you don't have guns but you do so cut this poo poo out.

Sincerely,
Oh it doesn't matter you're going to gently caress it up anyway

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

twerking on the railroad posted:


You've already had an MP shot and killed. I know you like to pretend you don't have guns but you do so cut this poo poo out.


that gun was homemade, we might be the worlds 2nd arms exporter but outside of the police, farmers and a few select gangs like TFL guns aren't a big thing here. I've seen a few in my life and that's more than most people ever will.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Transport for london are armed now? I've seen Met police and BTP on the trains with guns but his is a step too far

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Cerv posted:

Transport for london are armed now? I've seen Met police and BTP on the trains with guns but his is a step too far

I always confuse TFL with BTP and I have no idea why

have you seen the weaponary of BTP recently? modified ar-15alikes

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Where's a good in depth story on this developement. It is my understanding that the PM cannot trigger the Brexit and it requires a vote, but some how judges ruled on it or something, plus it was the fault of homosexual fencers?

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Hollismason posted:

Where's a good in depth story on this developement. It is my understanding that the PM cannot trigger the Brexit and it requires a vote, but some how judges ruled on it or something, plus it was the fault of homosexual fencers?

The short answer is that in UK law if you do something via an act of parliament you need another act of parliament to repeal it, and joining the EU was an act of parliament. The PM wanted to avoid getting an act of parliament to leave the EU and was arguing that she didn't need one, but then someone brought the case before the high court and they ruled that the PM does in fact need an act of parliament to leave the EU. And now the right wing press + pro-leave MPs are accusing the High Court of pro-EU bias.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Specifically, they're arguing that it wasn't the courts jurisdiction to rule on. Of course, May has said before that a ruling would ok, so it's more a case of 'not the result we wanted so actually should never have been taken to the court.'

The irony is apparently lost.

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

Red Oktober posted:

Specifically, they're arguing that it wasn't the courts jurisdiction to rule on. Of course, May has said before that a ruling would ok, so it's more a case of 'not the result we wanted so actually should never have been taken to the court.'

The irony is apparently lost.

The real irony would be if somebody were to drag this before an EU court (which seems to be one possible outcome).

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Hollow Talk posted:

The real irony would be if somebody were to drag this before an EU court (which seems to be one possible outcome).

Fraid not.
Triggering A50 is up to the constitution of the member country, and judgements about our constitution don't go to the EU courts, only EU business does.

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

mehall posted:

Fraid not.
Triggering A50 is up to the constitution of the member country, and judgements about our constitution don't go to the EU courts, only EU business does.

That is...probably not quite right: http://www.howtocrackanut.com/blog/2016/11/3/why-an-appeal-of-the-high-court-parliamentary-brexit

fake-edit: OMG, that's totally from like, a dirty European, so it's like, totally biased and doesn't reflect what we want!

actual edit: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-37873493 also mentions the possibility that the Supreme Court could refer this to the European Court of Justice, cf. the last two paragraphs.

Hollow Talk fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Nov 6, 2016

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Hollow Talk posted:

That is...probably not quite right: http://www.howtocrackanut.com/blog/2016/11/3/why-an-appeal-of-the-high-court-parliamentary-brexit

fake-edit: OMG, that's totally from like, a dirty European, so it's like, totally biased and doesn't reflect what we want!

You've misunderstood the issue. The only way this goes before european court is on the subject of whether article 50 is reversible or not, which is a matter of interpretation of EU law. For the case just ruled on, it was taken as understood it is not reversible. Now, this could be appealed and further argued, but I'm drat near certain the EU has no interest on matters of royal prerogative vs parliamentary procedure.

e; those last two paragraphs in your edit are, again, about the separate question of the construction of article 50. That's simply not relevant.

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