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quote:I [25/F] was felt up by a drunk guy at a bar last night, and my boyfriend [25/M] froze up while his brother [20/M] jumped in.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:24 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 06:44 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Please tell me he's getting just poo poo all over in the comments. Oh yeah. They've had to remove some comments because they were too insulting.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:30 |
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kuddles posted:Yeah, that one is amazing. But it kind of fits with a lot of the other ones, really. It's not much different from ones like "How do I stop my girlfriend from loving other men after I emotionally hijacked her into doing it over six months because I thought I was getting a side piece?" It comes down almost entirely to an inability to accept or negotiate compromises in good faith.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:32 |
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Gaunab posted:Boyfriend humiliation. Man that's tough. I get where the rational response is "if she's saying its okay let it go, don't make her getting assaulted about you." But to freeze up in those circumstances with all the expectations of masculine aggression he should have had has just got to be pride obliterating. No wonder he's chewing up his own guts. It's funny that Home Invasion Hubby evidently lacked the contrition/humiliation this guy is having in much lower stakes.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:38 |
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Tiny Deer posted:I hugely encourage gamers to behave in this way actually because anyone who self-identifies as 'a gamer' probably doesn't deserve the warm touch of another human being.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:42 |
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Gaunab posted:Feel bad for that kid. He's being raised by an idiot.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:45 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Man that's tough. I get where the rational response is "if she's saying its okay let it go, don't make her getting assaulted about you." Yeah, that would gently caress me up too. It's one of those situations where you know what you want to do, but for most people they're pretty unprecedented and you don't know how you'll actually react when it happens.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:55 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Why is it that every time the word gamer comes up in GBS, someone has to immediately say this as if they're owning someone? It's like a forums-wide tic, collectively battling the invisible monster that is the gamer dude of your mind. https://youtu.be/eiIiFoZ_Wr8
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:57 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Why is it that every time the word gamer comes up in GBS, someone has to immediately say this as if they're owning someone? It's like a forums-wide tic, collectively battling the invisible monster that is the gamer dude of your mind. Because somebody always takes the bait and I love it. Quick edit: I know that's a childish and silly reason, but it makes me laugh.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:00 |
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lmao satin666 is so good
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:01 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Because somebody always takes the bait and I love it. wow what a puppetmaster.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:09 |
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Psycho Society posted:Yeah, that would gently caress me up too. It's one of those situations where you know what you want to do, but for most people they're pretty unprecedented and you don't know how you'll actually react when it happens. There's a film based around a similar(ish) premise- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjjzVbTBF8o A family go on a skiing trip, and when they are threatened by an avalanche (which turns out to be non fatal) his initial response was to grab his phone and GTFO. It deals with the fall-out of his actions and is a pretty good watch. It also has big gingery Tormund Giantsbane in it wearing big jumpers and being cool.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:24 |
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My boyfriend masturbated with my hairbrush [24M] [24F] (together 9 months)quote:I'll cut to the nitty gritty.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:26 |
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504 posted:wow what a puppetmaster. DANCE FOR ME! It was a dumb thing to say though, the humor equivalent of a Michael Bay film. I am shamed for my laziness, you guys are right. My bad. I still think it's funny but that's my burden to bear.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:26 |
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Sticks brush handle up arse and doesn't wash it. Yeah you don't talk about that poo poo covered handle either, what could possibly go wrong in that relationship.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:42 |
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:While digging around in r/relationships I found a link to this gem in r/legaladvice. Lmao we finally see an example of the trap baby, an MRA fantasy, and of course it's somehow a man trying to trap a woman.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:47 |
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Unironically, I would sever because if this is his behaviour attached to something you own that is used to brush your hair everyday, he is bound to have disgusting habits and/or disrespects you in numerous ways you haven't discovered yet. Like, even if I somehow got to the point of just HAVING to stick my girlfriend's brush up my rear end, I would buy a replacement hopefully before she even found out.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:55 |
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Me [30f] with my husband [32 M] might have ruined relationship with neighbors (30s M/F) over a pumpkinquote:My husband and I recently moved into a new neighborhood. It's really nice, quiet, and most of the residents are other people in their 30s. Lots of kids, everyone is friendly, and it's been great so far. "We stole from our neighbors who have been nothing but kind to us. I didn't come clean, but they found my moronic husband on their security cam. How do I make them stop giving us the 'cold shoulder'?"
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:59 |
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I'm not like SuperDad but part of being a parent is realizing your kids will face disappointment for circumstances outside your control and consoling them/trying to help them develop the character to cope with disappointment. My kid has been hysterically sick a few times, and for various reasons has had to miss "promised" outings/events. Never occurred to me I was entitled to anyone else's poo poo due to this. The only thing punkintheif and wife can do is just be on their best behavior and try to rebuild trust and esteem over time, really. They are lucky neighbors didn't decide to go William Fruend on them at least.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:19 |
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The idea of freezing up while a drunk guy grabs my wife makes me feel like throwing up. tbh I'd feel like killing myself if I was that guy
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:23 |
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Captain Lavender posted:
Holy poo poo, perhaps if more adults were publicly shamed for doing things like this they wouldn't act like spoiled children. Reddit keeps coming up with these examples of adults doing poo poo you'd be aghast to find a child doing, without having the slightest measure of self awareness. I don't know why but it's this story that makes me think it couldn't possibly be real. Someone's gotta be doing some homework for lit class today. I love the excuses most of all. Oh yeah it was raining and we had colds so uh yeah let's just go invade our new neighbors property and take their poo poo like it's a family outing. Maybe we can get some ice cream from their fridge afterwards if they left the door unlocked.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:30 |
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Well the husband already offered to buy a random pumpkin and give it to the neighbors, I don't know why everything isn't fine now? He even said he wouldn't do it again! Neighbors are being very ungrateful imo.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:45 |
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Captain Lavender posted:Me [30f] with my husband [32 M] might have ruined relationship with neighbors (30s M/F) over a pumpkin The followup comments are pretty amazing too. quote:I actually did try going over there and talking to her about it. She told me she was more angry about the flowers than the pumpkin, and that the flowers my daughter picked were ones she reserves for putting in a vase by her Mom's ashes and that since they were done blooming for the rest of the year, my daughter essentially stole the last bouquet she could get from those plants until next year. Which made me feel even worse. The ones that got ripped up by the roots died and so there's only about half as many left now. She's just really, really upset with us and I don't blame her. Once they get run off the block I'm sure the neighbors won't be so generous with whoever moves in next, lest they also decide "nice" is synonymous with "pushover". The parents are loving idiots but that's one lesson that poor little girl will never forget.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:46 |
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I mean I don't even like my neighbors and they don't seem to care about their yard but I would never imagine just ripping out some plants like that is a totally fine thing to do?
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:51 |
I like that he offered to buy a $3 pumpkin to replace the months of effort and care they stole like it would loving help the situation in any way
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:52 |
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PokeJoe posted:I like that he offered to buy a $3 pumpkin to replace the months of effort and care they stole like it would loving help the situation in any way
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:03 |
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PokeJoe posted:I like that he offered to buy a $3 pumpkin to replace the months of effort and care they stole like it would loving help the situation in any way Lol yeah that's the point where I'd be like "I don't even care about writing you off completely because you're clearly a barely functional manchild."
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:09 |
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I mean the biggest issue for me is the loving neighbors just walking over on the property. That to me is the start of "You hosed up bad."
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:11 |
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It would be even funnier if he also offered to get some flowers from the grocery store to replace the ones transplanted from her dead mother's garden.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:11 |
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Just wait till the husband asks TFR for advice on dealing with Punkin thieves.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:12 |
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Wife needs to give the husband a Stone Cold Stunner and kick him to the curb imo
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:15 |
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lol @ trying to return the uprooted, smashed up flowers.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:15 |
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"Here, have these crushed and destroyed flowers that weren't at all symbolic of your continued love of your deceased mother. We cool? We cool."
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:18 |
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porn time don't post about your gross rear end fetishes quote:Found my GFs [23F] really dark taste in porn. Wondering if I [22M] should ask her about it, or leave it alone. [NSFW]
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:30 |
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At the bare minimum she's jerked your dog off. The bare minimum.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:36 |
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Why do people obsess about what their neighbours think anyway. I have never lived in a place where i bothered to even learn their names.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:39 |
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All he needs to do is find say he's dropped something on the floor and get her on all fours in front of the dog. Then he'll break up with her once he sees what happens.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:38 |
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He should be glad he found a freak
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:39 |
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Larry Parrish posted:He should be glad he found a freak A freak that insists on open relationships.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:43 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 06:44 |
Sojenus posted:It would be even funnier if he also offered to get some flowers from the grocery store to replace the ones transplanted from her dead mother's garden. Yeah lol. That dude is setting a GREAT example for his daughter too. If you want something bad enough it'd ok to steal it from people who are nice to you
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:43 |